Dear Litster...

[OxfordDon]

Dear Lister,
I'm so glad you're back.

Signed,
Missed you lister

Dear Litster wife....

So glad to be back in your arms...

Lister Husband....

 

[smotherman]

Dear Wanting to Know The Difference Litster.

I hope this makes it easier for you

Already know the difference Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Rude Litster,

Really?

Signed,

It's just a greeting Litster.

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Greeting,

This isn't about the bunnies, is it?

Signed,
Please Forgive Me Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Greeting,

This isn't about the bunnies, is it?

Signed,
Please Forgive Me Litster

No hun, never. I would have said it straight out.

Just men being assholes.

 

[lexieredefined]

No hun, never. I would have said it straight out.

Just men being assholes.

I know. Just trying to add a little lightness to the situation.

Hugs and cuddles and cake?

 

[TongueLust]

I know. Just trying to add a little lightness to the situation.

Hugs and cuddles and cake?

Thanks! Cookies, preferably chocolate chip.

 

[Spenser41]

Dear Joyful Lister,

Thanks for the sweet thoughts and snuggles

 

[lexieredefined]

Thanks! Cookies, preferably chocolate chip.

Done and done.

 

[TongueLust]

Done and done.

*Hug* and *Grope*

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Huggy and Gropey Litster:

Not all men are assholes.

"Daddy" Litster.

 

[troubledone]

*Hug* and *Grope*

Dear *Hug* and *Grope* there is a term *slurp*

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Huggy and Gropey Litster:

Not all men are assholes.

"Daddy" Litster.

Dear Daddy Litster,

True.

Signed,

Your Princess Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Huggy, Gropey, Doc and Dopey..

I think I got your cooties on me...

OOH! GET'EM OFF! GET'EM OFF!!!!

Signed,
I need a shot of Insulin it gets so sweet in here

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Huggy and Gropey Litster:

Not all men are assholes.

"Daddy" Litster.

Dear "Daddy" Litster,

Unfortunately 97% of them are.

Not buying your theory Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear "Daddy" Litster,

Unfortunately 97% of them are.

Not buying your theory Litster

LOL! haha

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Huggy, Gropey, Doc and Dopey..

I think I got your cooties on me...

OOH! GET'EM OFF! GET'EM OFF!!!!

Signed,
I need a shot of Insulin it gets so sweet in here

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear not Buying It,

Yeah, I wouldn't even owner finance that theory.. :eyeroll:

However, let's not forget that cream rises to the top. That 3% is worth more than the rest all put together

Signed,
Knows They Exist Lister

 

[TongueLust]

Dear not Buying It,

Yeah, I wouldn't even owner finance that theory.. :eyeroll:

However, let's not forget that cream rises to the top. That 3% is worth more than the rest all put together

Signed,
Knows They Exist Lister

Good men do exist.

Women can be asses too... just saying.

I know I have my days.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Stubborn Worried Litster

I want to hug you and make you feel a little better.

I don't care if you resist, I'm okay with forcing it on you.

I hope this makes you smile a little.

Jeez, Would You Please Just Hold Still And Take It? Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Stubborn Worried Litster

I want to hug you and make you feel a little better.

I don't care if you resist, I'm okay with forcing it on you.

I hope this makes you smile a little.

Jeez, Would You Please Just Hold Still And Take It? Litster

Dear personal space invading Litster,

Come any closer and I will be forced to cut a bitch. At the very least give a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

This is your last warning Litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear This is your last warning Litster,

You're deliciously funny.

Signed,

Laughing Litster.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear personal space invading Litster,

Come any closer and I will be forced to cut a bitch. At the very least give a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.

This is your last warning Litster.

Dear Last Warning Litster,

Not *you*!

I don't want your stinky ol' pie cooties!

I Don't Hug Pie-Bitches Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear This is your last warning Litster,

You're deliciously funny.

Signed,

Laughing Litster.

Dear Laughing Litster,

I aim to please.

Glad you enjoy the jokes even if they are on me Litster

Dear Last Warning Litster,

Not *you*!

I don't want your stinky ol' pie cooties!

I Don't Hug Pie-Bitches Litster

Dear Non hugging Litster,

I wouldn't share my cooties with you if you begged me for them!

Stingy Litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Laughing Litster,

I aim to please.

Glad you enjoy the jokes even if they are on me Litster

Dear even if they are on me Litster,

Aww sorry.

Signed,

I like pie Litster.