Dear Litster...

[asian_princess]

Dear Lovely Poopybutt Litster,

I am now taking applications for your preferred name.

Please do take note, resemblance to names provided is subject to...well, my mood.

Do take care.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Dearest Litser

I thought that "t" was an "f".
I've just had to have the heimlich manoeuvre performed as I inhaled a cheerio.

Tell Naughty K she's welcome any time.
Now, did you say something about a package?

Your P

Dear Darling Litster,

T or F....Either way, baby....and I've a maneuver I'd like to give you Several, actually!

And yes, about that package, when it is to be delivered? Its a good size, but I think I have a box it will fit in

Naughty K is thinking about her HDF, just so you know....the lids off, and she's out!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Lovely Poopybutt Litster,

I am now taking applications for your preferred name.

Please do take note, resemblance to names provided is subject to...well, my mood.

Do take care.

Uh oh!

 

[Kylan]

Dear dominant types thinking of becoming a Litster.

You must delay your trip to Literonia. No dom is safe here. Roving gangs of arrogant subs have taken over. All the subs now sit at their computers in dimly lit rooms, cross referencing data bases of our old dom posts. I have came here tonight at great personal risk, but I must admit, I’m keeping my eyes downcast. Cowardly, I know, but I can’t take the derisive chants of "I obey... I obey... I obey…" the subs would subject me to if I’m identified.

How it all began is a subject of rumour. Some say it is Manu's revenge, but I feel it was a misunderstood post of mine which gave the subs the idea that submission was only an illusion. "Question!" became their cry as they re-evaluated their positions. PM’s were dispatched and soon the arrogant subs had a plan.

Top from the Bottom.

The first hint that something was amiss was when I gave a sub the usual five hard spanks and she misbehaved again. I realised, totally horrified, that she was provoking the punishment! It escalated quickly to her speaking without permission, then bending at the waist, displaying her dark nether place to me, licking at her lips and winking lewdly.

I swear, I only just made it out of the thread.

I didn't know it then, but all over Literonia the scene was being repeated. Confused doms everywhere were losing their erections and, unable to face their subs, fleeing their threads in shame.

I have decided to end it if I can, by doing the unthinkable for a dom: I will post an apology. Yes, the subs may find me if I post, but if I can end the unrest my sacrifice will have been worth it.

Pray for me …

@>,-’Kylan,-’​

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear dominant types thinking of becoming a Litster.

You must delay your trip to Literonia. No dom is safe here. Roving gangs of arrogant subs have taken over. All the subs now sit at their computers in dimly lit rooms, cross referencing data bases of our old dom posts. I have came here tonight at great personal risk, but I must admit, I’m keeping my eyes downcast. Cowardly, I know, but I can’t take the derisive chants of "I obey... I obey... I obey…" the subs would subject me to if I’m identified.

How it all began is a subject of rumour. Some say it is Manu's revenge, but I feel it was a misunderstood post of mine which gave the subs the idea that submission was only an illusion. "Question!" became their cry as they re-evaluated their positions. PM’s were dispatched and soon the arrogant subs had a plan.

Top from the Bottom.

The first hint that something was amiss was when I gave a sub the usual five hard spanks and she misbehaved again. I realised, totally horrified, that she was provoking the punishment! It escalated quickly to her speaking without permission, then bending at the waist, displaying her dark nether place to me, licking at her lips and winking lewdly.

I swear, I only just made it out of the thread.

I didn't know it then, but all over Literonia the scene was being repeated. Confused doms everywhere were losing their erections and, unable to face their subs, fleeing their threads in shame.

I have decided to end it if I can, by doing the unthinkable for a dom: I will post an apology. Yes, the subs may find me if I post, but if I can end the unrest my sacrifice will have been worth it.

Pray for me …

@>,-’Kylan,-’​

Dear Litster,

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster's

grow up.....

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster's

grow up.....

Dear Litster ...

Are you serious?

LOL that will never happen.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear slightly Dominantly Dommy Domly Dom …Dom… dom da dom da dom dom.

*licks lips and winks lewdly*

Ah, we're so glad that you've now been cornered into this tiny little vast open infinite space that we call the Interweb.

As you are well aware, there has been a subset of BDSM practitioners who have found that they have been treated unfairly, subpar as the case may be.

Being the most subbie of those with a sub nature, I’ve been voted among the subs to speak for them both as a group and as individuals, and lay forth the list of demands.

*clears throats*

The submariners would like to tell you they’ll no longer be going down on you.
The subsidisers will be happy if you just provide them with a small bonus to offset their costs.
The subconscious…well, they’ll tell you themselves probably when you’re sleeping.
The subscribers want to know if they can just try it out for a month.
The sublimes are green with envy over the status of the fully ripe limes.
The subtractors are hoping that they can be a welcoming addition to the scene, minus any division among the multiplying ranks.
The subliminals, well, their message is kinda getting lost in the ether, but I know it’s there.
The subepidermals want you to stop getting under their skin.
The subdued are a little quiet at this point.
The subjectives think you’re biased.
The substitutes are morbidly afraid of just feeling like they’re someone else’s replacement
The subtitles are holding out for higher billing
The subways says it’s either their way or the highway
The submergers are just in way over their heads.
The subpoenas want to bring you in for questioning.
The subordinates hate that they’re being treated as though they’re a lesser species.

All in all a rather miffed bunch.

We do hope that you will heed our demands and find it in your itchy, leather, nail studded pants to adopt into your lives…our missive.

~ submissive, that is.

Obeying yours.

The transsexual formerly known as John Norman

 

[BoomerP]

And the submachineguns speak for themselves

 

[Essa]

And the submachineguns speak for themselves

Dear Litster,

As long as it's not on the subway

 

[asian_princess]

And the submachineguns speak for themselves

Dear Litster,

*laughs*

ParPar... i know all about your ability to reload

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Pervi Litster

Please dont' wear that Chebacca outfit on cam again I don't think my heart can cope with the undue stress that would ensue.


I am happy to accommodate your pervi requests but that is taking things too far even by YOUR standards wench!!


Lucky I luvs you

*sighs*

 

[asian_princess]

Dearest Sunshine even where the sun don't shine pervy Litster,

I wasn't wearing the Chewbacca costume last time we were camming Dammit, i knew it was time for a full body shave.

fine it was a costume but it's not my fault, i was just trying to thank you for last week when you dressed up in that teletubbie costume.

And you were so thoughtful as to dress up in the purple gay one too..

It did so get my lesbian fantasies all riled up.

However will i repay you?

I guess you're lucky i lovs you more

 

[hotsxylady]

Dearest Beautiful Pervi Wench

Hahaha still have that Chewbacca image in my head and not in a good way...oh wait is there a good way????

You said I looked Beautiful ..even when I asked you if my butt looked big, you said it was perfect...there was me bouncing about trying to be all sexy and shit. ..It was all lies huh???!!!

*sobs inconsolably*

Purple never was my colour

Well as long as we don't pick Supergirl costumes again...those damn tights make it near on impossible to masturbate...I said near.. still managed

 

[asian_princess]

Dearest Beautiful Pervi Wench

Hahaha still have that Chewbacca image in my head and not in a good way...oh wait is there a good way????

You said I looked Beautiful ..even when I asked you if my butt looked big, you said it was perfect...there was me bouncing about trying to be all sexy and shit. ..It was all lies huh???!!!

*sobs inconsolably*

Purple never was my colour

Well as long as we don't pick Supergirl costumes again...those damn tights make it near on impossible to masturbate...I said near.. still managed

Dearest Mooooooooooooove over Cow fridge, an udder perv's in town Litster.

Hey if you can't make something out of an image, how will an inexperienced sex novice like me manage??

You did look beautiful... not my fault I was imagining you from the week before when you were wearing the big bird costume and trying to play with snuffalufagus'...um...big bird

aw nooooooooo no lies...don't cry, you know how i hate when you're wet...ok, 'cept for that lie right there

I cut a hole out for you! Not my fault you can't reach around back because of the cape

Fine, back to the bunny tail costumes it is.
Do you know how hard it's going to be to find this close after Easter??

especially now i've gotta clean up that mess you made with those M&M chocolate bunnies.... guess they really are, " melt in your mound, not your mano"

 

[sirgary]

Dear dominant types thinking of becoming a Litster.

You must delay your trip to Literonia. No dom is safe here. Roving gangs of arrogant subs have taken over. All the subs now sit at their computers in dimly lit rooms, cross referencing data bases of our old dom posts. I have came here tonight at great personal risk, but I must admit, I’m keeping my eyes downcast. Cowardly, I know, but I can’t take the derisive chants of "I obey... I obey... I obey…" the subs would subject me to if I’m identified.

How it all began is a subject of rumour. Some say it is Manu's revenge, but I feel it was a misunderstood post of mine which gave the subs the idea that submission was only an illusion. "Question!" became their cry as they re-evaluated their positions. PM’s were dispatched and soon the arrogant subs had a plan.

Top from the Bottom.

The first hint that something was amiss was when I gave a sub the usual five hard spanks and she misbehaved again. I realised, totally horrified, that she was provoking the punishment! It escalated quickly to her speaking without permission, then bending at the waist, displaying her dark nether place to me, licking at her lips and winking lewdly.

I swear, I only just made it out of the thread.

I didn't know it then, but all over Literonia the scene was being repeated. Confused doms everywhere were losing their erections and, unable to face their subs, fleeing their threads in shame.

I have decided to end it if I can, by doing the unthinkable for a dom: I will post an apology. Yes, the subs may find me if I post, but if I can end the unrest my sacrifice will have been worth it.

Pray for me …

@>,-’Kylan,-’​

Dear cannon fodder Litster,

...the scarificial lamb has been cast....

I encourage any remaining Doms to join the Dom-union...whippers of the world unit...

Topping from the bottom is a terrible trend that must be stopped...

I have more to say but I have to go rehearse my sincerity in saying "Yes Dear"

 

[skinneydip]

Dear lister….extend your wrist to this corner post and the other…I have something I want to do.

 

[tnblondie]

Dear Peaking Lister

I have become greedy.
Very greedy.
I want more.
I want it all.
I want it all NOW.
And I want everyone else to know it tooEven if you have to do it one at a time.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear DAHCS Litster,

What . . . you think I'm here for your entertainment?

xoxo,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear My EntertainmentTonightSnorter Litster,

Didn't we have this conversation already?

Let's recap.

Why were you born?!

Get back to me quickly, i need entertaining

xo,
Maudesnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear My Life Isn't For Your Amusement Litster,

I don't think you want me to recap some of the conversations we've had

*blinks* I was born to be the Starbucks Princess, of course

You know what happens when you start to show impatience, things just take longerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

 

[southerntierguy]

Hey. 5 months and counting, by the way.

Dear Litster:

You aren't pregnant, are you? What must Hugo think?

My shocked regards,
Hugo's u-know

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Deluded Litster,

I do believe I dont want that recapping crap in my thread.

Save it for the snort thread

And I do believe you shoed much retraint by saying, "take longerrrrrrrrrrrrr", as opposed to "seem longerrrrrrrrrrrr" which would've warranted a completely different response from me.

*puts a Starbucks cup on your had as a tiara*... penis size, of course. Of the Thumbelina kind.



xo,
Highly Entertained MaudeSnort

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Maudesnort Litster,

I'll get back to you at a later time.

You just fuckin' killed me.

SNORT!

Fuck!

xoxo from the grave,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Stepping Away From The KeyBoard Again Litster,

I'd appreciate it if you left your dying off for another time while you're not busy entertaining me.

*waits for you to come back*

Fine.

*sit back and drinks from the thimble sized Thumbelina penis cup, while thumbing through the thumbviews of thumbs on my computer, twiddling my thumbs*

Sheesh.

You're taking forever to finish laughing. Who knew you were such a stranger to funniness. You must be a very grave woman, my Mildredsnort.

Waiting anxiously for your return to the living,
Mausesnort.