Dear Litster...

[denali]

Dear Litser

Thank you.

Thank you for so many things - for being so understanding, so gracious, for allowing me to do what I felt I needed to, even though it wasn't fair to you.
It only serves to reinforce what a truly amazing person you are - one who's capacity for love and caring seems to know no bounds. I can only hope you know how much and what it is you are to me.

Your Litser

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

If you get any more alts, there'll be nobody left on the boards but you.

 

[lonelyinsnowlan]

To my two favorite Listers,

Sorry I didn't get back to you on Saturday.... time and events crowded me out of much phone time. You inspire me, though, and Saturday went really well because of it. I miss you.


LISL


P.S. C- the message you left Saturday night was inspiring in a whole different way... things were very warm in my bedroom after listening to you!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Maudesnort Litster,

*glare*

Stop laughin'.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Maudesnort Litster,

*glare*

Stop laughin'.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

Dear Mildredsnort Litster.

But it's SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.

You deny me joy?!?!

What kinda snortiefriendlitster are you?!

*thinks about how long it will be until you know who, finds out about you know what and falls over in fits of laughter again*

*sighs*

Thank you for the laughs.

You're too kind.


Maudesnort.

PS...how come i'm Maude? I'm bored of Maude, I'm Mildred again.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Mildredsnort Litster.

But it's SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.

You deny me joy?!?!

What kinda snortiefriendlitster are you?!

*thinks about how long it will be until you know who, finds out about you know what and falls over in fits of laughter again*

*sighs*

Thank you for the laughs.

You're too kind.


Maudesnort.

PS...how come i'm Maude? I'm bored of Maude, I'm Mildred again.

Dear Maudesnort,

You can't be Mildred because you're the one that stays home and starts fires.

Dude.

*longest, meanest GLARE ever*

And who says he has to find out?

No more ice cream for you.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Maudesnort,

You can't be Mildred because you're the one that stays home and starts fires.

Dude.

*longest, meanest GLARE ever*

And who says he has to find out?

No more ice cream for you.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

Dear MAUDEsnortwhoisnowmasqueradingasMildredSnort,

I don't START them.

I only THREATEN to start them,

ALLEGEDLY.

Look up your lawyer terms, AllyMcBealSnort. Bet you won't find "I objectify" in there, or whatever it was you were yelling at me the other day.

Obviously you're thinking of people being OBJECTIFIED in other ways...wonder why

And since I'm MildredSnort, I'm the one driving and we're going to get icecream dammit.

Now press the gas pedal would ya? I can't reach!


MildredSnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear MAUDEsnortwhoisnowmasqueradingasMildredSnort,

I don't START them.

I only THREATEN to start them,

ALLEGEDLY.

Look up your lawyer terms, AllyMcBealSnort. Bet you won't find "I objectify" in there, or whatever it was you were yelling at me the other day.

Obviously you're thinking of people being OBJECTIFIED in other ways...wonder why

And since I'm MildredSnort, I'm the one driving and we're going to get icecream dammit.

Now press the gas pedal would ya? I can't reach!


MildredSnort.

Dear Maudesnortwhoisobviouslyexperiencinanidentitycrisis,

I have the evidence that proves you made those terroristic threats. *nods*

And I said "I object!" . . . of course you would perv it up. Doesn't surprise me one bit.

You're MAUDESNORT. This isn't a game where you can just grab my balls when you're tired of yours.

*sniffles* I don't know why I dignify these things with resnorts.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Maudesnortwhoisobviouslyexperiencinanidentitycrisis,

I have the evidence that proves you made those terroristic threats. *nods*

And I said "I object!" . . . of course you would perv it up. Doesn't surprise me one bit.

You're MAUDESNORT. This isn't a game where you can just grab my balls when you're tired of yours.

*sniffles* I don't know why I dignify these things with resnorts.

xoxo,
Mildredsnort

Dear WilltherealMaudeSnortPleaseStandUp, PleaseStandUpLitster,

If you'd rushed home that day as I had planned, you wouldn't've ended up lost with no one, not even though you were SPEEDING to help you get home now, would you?

But did you ever stop to think of how i could've been of help? No. All you think about is your entire home being burned to a crunchy toasty crisp. So selfish.

As for you yelling, "I Object" I mever heard you yell that when I grabbed your balls before. *blinks*

Because you did. You can't unsnort a snort once it's been snorted.

So there


um, Mesnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear WilltherealMaudeSnortPleaseStandUp, PleaseStandUpLitster,

If you'd rushed home that day as I had planned, you wouldn't've ended up lost with no one, not even though you were SPEEDING to help you get home now, would you?

But did you ever stop to think of how i could've been of help? No. All you think about is your entire home being burned to a crunchy toasty crisp. So selfish.

As for you yelling, "I Object" I mever heard you yell that when I grabbed your balls before. *blinks*

Because you did. You can't unsnort a snort once it's been snorted.

So there


um, Mesnort.

Dear Miss Wordy McWord Litster,

Had you been in my shoes (and, yes, I remember you tried to steal them) I sincerely doubt that you would've chosen me over free coffee. I know you better than that. So how can you possibly blame me for continuin' on to my destination despite threats of comin' back to a charred house and no shoes?

*gasp!* Thank you for remindin' me that I'm once again pissed at law enforcement. Dude, I SO needed their help and they were nowhere to be found. *sniffles* As for you helpin' me? You.Were.Laughin'. *glare*

I never minded before because at least then you were nice about it.

And snorts are my territory . . . I can totally unsnort.

So there

xoxo,
MissInnocentSnort

 

[sirgary]

Dear Curious Litster,

Yes, we do.....rope, flogger, blindfold, cuffs sometimes....doesn't everyone?

................why do you ask?................

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster #1 ...

You're still a fucking dick!

Dear Litster #2 ...

I wanna fuck you more now then ever

 

[koalabear]

Dear Litster,

Give a fuck ,give a fuck.

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Lister,

I have tried, seriously tried to understand. I have taken the high road on a number of occasions but still you baffle me at your petty attempts.
They will no longer work just so you know. I am not going to tuck my tail between my legs and run So go ahead, spread your rumors and innuendos, say whatever you want, I no longer really care. I have tried hard to spare feelings here only to get run over in the process and I am tired of it.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I JUST got your voice mail. I really should pay more attention to things. Do you know the exact moment you called was when I most needed a friend? That'll teach me to leave my phone in the car overnight In any case . . . what you did for me yesterday and today . . . beyond words. Thank you for carin' so much. Thank you for understandin' that when I'm momentarily defeated, I just need a place to rest so I can get fired up again. Thank you for givin' me that safe place. But most of all . . . thank you for the gift of your friendship. I loves you.

xoxo,
Graciesnort

 

[trent0553]

Dear Litster,

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Thank%20you/c_anim_thankyou_a1.gif​

Your words, while in themselves concerning, mean so much and help with the worry.
Thank you again!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear FH KW litster,

you are tucked so deeply, seated so firmly, in the deepest pocket of my heart.

Naughty K wants to tell you she wants you tucked deep somewhere else too, but umm...what was I saying?

Sigh, the complete package...and all mine.

Your K

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/Thank%20you/c_anim_thankyou_a1.gif​

Your words, while in themselves concerning, mean so much and help with the worry.
Thank you again!

I'm glad.

 

[asian_princess]

Dearest Litster,

*smiles*

You really want to get into another argument about thanking each other? Cos I just had a booster shot of coffee so I'm about ready to go another round.

Saying that, let me just say this: thank you. You know what for.

Now go forth and conquer.

You can't if you don't try, right?


xoxo,
Appysnort.


PS. I still think you're too violent though, but I'll forgive you cos you thought my "everyone needs a hobby" line was hilarious, which it was of course.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear ex -Litster.

Happy Birthday.

You smiling?

And cwunch cwunching? And coca-cola belching? And singing your shower medleys?
And all those things that made me smile just because they made you smile?

Hope so. I really do.

*smiles*

So, what’s new?

You’d laugh if you knew what was new, physically, with me, right now,
considering you were in the exact same place a year ago.

Course, I’m complaining about it much less.
But that’s to be expected, you being male and all. *giggles*

Hey. 5 months and counting, by the way.

*shrugs*

Doesn’t really mean anything, it’s just time.
Would you recognize me now? Maybe parts of me, definitely not others.
In ways, I hope those months have you brought you the clarity that you needed before,
and that it’s been as insightful and rewarding as mine has been for me.
And in other ways, I hope you never know what it was like for me.

Anyway.

I do so, so hope that you have a wonderful day and an evening with a delicious meal that you don’t have to cook yourself;
and spent with the one person in the world you want to spend it with.

Take Care.

,
Be.


PS: I got an imaginary email from our Ephalums.
I hear they hooked up with some Hip-hip-hippotamuseses and having a grand old time.

Yoyo.​

 

[Lady Reiha]

Dear Litster,



it's okay-I don't care if you ignore me


I'm over it!


Rei

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear Litser,

Thank you for listening to me. For being patient as I go over the same thing over and over and over. For giving such sound and sage advice. For constantly reminding me to take it one day at a time.

Thank you...

 

[sirgary]

Dear L,

Go for it, I am out of it....it's all yours..

 

[oz_dude82]

Dear Litster,

????

 

[denali]

Dear Dearest Litser

I thought that "t" was an "f".
I've just had to have the heimlich manoeuvre performed as I inhaled a cheerio.

Tell Naughty K she's welcome any time.
Now, did you say something about a package?

Your P