Dear Litster...

[Gracie29]

Dear Steps Away to Take a Shower and Returns 8 hours Later Litster,

It's always about you, isn't it? One would think you'd at least take the time to prepare a decent eulogy for me. *sniffles*

Fuck. *Falls back on the floor snortin'* You seriously need to stop that or I'll think you're sufferin' from seriously lust with your thumbs. Ew.

I rarely laugh. You know this about me. So when it hits, I have to take a moment and figure out what it is . . . such a serious person am I.

Awww, honey, you know I'll haunt you forever.

xoxo,
Iwannabemaudenowsnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Makes APpysnort So Dirty With Her Pervy Talk She Has To Shower For 8 Hours Litster,

Yes. Yes actually, it IS all about me. I'm so glad those Appy is All lessons are sinking in

As for your eulogy. It's in the works. Caddlebear is tackling the early years, and I'm doing a round up of al the wise and "rational" things you say. Could take awhile.

*pauses* Nope, I'm done

*stares down at my thumbs* I don't think I quite like what you're suggesting.

*waggles my thumbs* THESE thumbs here?!!?? These innocent chaste thumbs??! Don't be getting mine mixed up with yours.

Dude. I so know you will. That's why you can't die. At least now all I have to do to escape you is sign out of yahoo. I don't think I'm ready to sign out off life just to stop you hovering in that white ghost sheet that barefly coveres ...stuff.

Loves,
The Other MaudeSnort.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe you would do this to me...to ME!

I've never done anything but be there for you and today you turn around and do...this.

You know, when you told me someone had accused you of doing it today, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, i thought, maybe you'd been misunderstood, I defended you til the end in my own head. I've been so naive.

After all the hours we've spent, rallying against this very behaviour, seeing it for what it is, branding those who do it, with a scarlet L, today...you. You turn around and do it to me. You've shattered me.

Shattered my trust.

Shattered my belief.

I don't know how I'll ever recover from the fact that...

YOU FUCKING LINED ME, BITCHARDO!!!



*mutters* traitor.



Loves you,
LinedSnorter.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster.

I can't believe you.

I can't believe you would do this to me...to ME!

I've never done anything but be there for you and today you turn around and do...this.

You know, when you told me someone had accused you of doing it today, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, i thought, maybe you'd been misunderstood, I defended you til the end in my own head. I've been so naive.

After all the hours we've spent, rallying against this very behaviour, seeing it for what it is, branding those who do it, with a scarlet A, today...you. You turn around and do it to me. You've shattered me.

Shattered my trust.

Shattered my belief.

I don't know how I'll ever recover from the fact that...

YOU FUCKING LINED ME, BITCHARDO!!!



*mutters* traitor.



Loves you,
LinedSnorter.

My Dearest Appysnort,

*huggles* I loves you. You revive me

,
Graciesnort who is now runnin' for cover

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster:

You aren't pregnant, are you? What must Hugo think?

My shocked regards,
Hugo's u-know

Dear Slip In The Middle Litster!

Hugo's huge ego assumes it's his of course.

Which it is.

Sending my regards back to you, gonna be a daddy hugo's u know.
Bun In The Oven AP.

 

[asian_princess]

My Dearest Appysnort,

*huggles* I loves you. You revive me

,
Graciesnort who is now runnin' for cover

Dear Litster,

You did it again!

In PUBLIC!

WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?

Oi. get back here, i put sad faces, now you gotta huggle me.

*hides 2 x 4 phallipop behind my back*

 

[koalabear]

I love a good lesbian cat fight!........

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You did it again!

In PUBLIC!

WHY DO YOU HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?

Oi. get back here, i put sad faces, now you gotta huggle me.

*hides 2 x 4 phallipop behind my back*

My Dearest AppyHappyCrappySnort Litster,

You curse me for wantin' the whole world to know what a wonderful friend you are?

Aw, I could never hate such a beautiful, amazin', kindhearted, nonbitchy person such as yourself . . . *sniffles* I really think the world spins round on the beauty that is you

*huggles you and steals the phallipop 2x4*

 

[Gracie29]

I love a good lesbian cat fight!........

Where?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lining Litster,

*blinks*

ok.

now I get it.

I mean the beauty and wonderfulness and all that, all old news, every one knows that about me but... you fucked up at "non bitchy"

But you broke the rules, April Fools Jokes are supposed to be completed before noon

Now I get to give you ten thwacks with the 2 x 4 phallipop.

*sighs* Why you get rewarded, I'll never know...

*counts* ... One...*thwack*..two...*thwack... etc.

 

[koalabear]

Where?

there she is ninja!

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/blacksquirrelninjas.jpg

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear above listers,

The two of you aleays bring a smile to my face, not a too common happening lately. I just wanted to thank you for all your silliness and irreverence. You are both very special.

Sincerely,
An avid fan

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Gettin' Her Litsters Mixed Up Litster,

Take a freakin' compliment instead of accusin' me of fuckin' up

*dodges the 2x4* Crap! Thank you for remindin' me that I forgot to do an April Fools on you! And everyone else . . . why didn't you tell me this before now?! Now I'll have to wait til next year, dammit!

One has to wonder what you'll do with yourself when I leave in a few minutes for work

I loves you,
Graciesnort

 

[Gracie29]

there she is ninja!

http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn233/koalabear_photo/blacksquirrelninjas.jpg

Dear Vertistic Litster,

You better move outta the way if you don't wanna be in the line of fire.

,
Gracie

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Not-So-Smiley-Lately-Litster,

{{{{{{{{{{{{CY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Just cause I think you need one of those.

And I would have to agree that our Appysnort is totally special in a completely eat the paste kinda way

,
Gracie

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Soon To Be Vacationing Sista Of Mine,

I already miss you, but am excited for you and what sounds like an AMAZING trip. Keep yourself safe and make us all proud! If you see any interesting flags and/or poles...take a pic!!

{{{{{{{{{SSSOM}}}}}}}}}}

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Avid Fan, which is totally different to Rabid Fan Litster...we hope.

Although Graciesnort is unwilling to admit it, we were both put on this earth to entertain each other and anyone else who is unfortunate enough to be witness to our communications.

We are ever so glad that you have a smile on your face..for whatever the reason... and can only hope that you conintue to be blessed with constant reasons to in the coming days

And while we would of course love to stay and sign autographs, we must now go backstage and fight over which of us is the silly one, and which is irreverent.

Because we both know the special one is YOU

Take care.
Snort and Snorter.

PS. Try the chicken, we'll be here all week and well, probably way long after you've left

 

[asian_princess]

And I would have to agree that our Appysnort is totally special in a completely eat the paste kinda way

*sings*

Anything i can do, you can do better

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Zany Listers,

Hugs to you, but don;t be surprised if you get my doctor's bill for the cracked ribs I got for laughing so hard.

And is that chicken served by a scantily clad waiter who is also bearing a nice Cosmopolitan?

Your adoring. gasping cause she can;t breath fan

 

[Gracie29]

*sings*

Anything i can do, you can do better

Except for karaoke, apparently

 

[done_got_old]

Did you know...

... that today is Reconciliation Day? On this day every year, Ann Landers recommends that people send a letter or make a phone call to someone you're holding a grudge against. It'll lead to a healthier you...

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Ms Know it all:


Your letter is in the mail.

 

[whspr]

Dear Litster,

You said you miss me more than you have let me know...so why don't you just tell me how you feel....

I wear my heart on my sleeve...so you know how I feel.....

Yours....

 

[lexielou2]

Dear beautiful litster,

Thank you for always being able to make me laugh and smile...especially when I don't really feel like it...I'm so very lucky to have you in my life and don't know what I'd do without you.

I love you very much


will that do for today's quota *flutters eyelashes*

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear lovely Litster,

Turn about is fair play..

Thank you for your sweet words.. you know that I feel the same way - very lucky to know you, to have you in my life..

I love you very much too!

and yes.. that meets today's quota.. hehe..