Dear Litster...

[MSH2]

Dear litster

Where have you been all my life? Coz I'm still waiting for that fiver you owe me.

errrrrmmmmmm, what fiver?

 

[MSH2]

............. you make me smile. Just thought you should know that. And you are very very sexy. Thought you should know that too

 

[sirgary]

Dear Snobish Litster,

I'll bet you think this post is about you.....your so vain....

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear Litster

You are not white or black, brown or yellow.
You are not straight or gay.
You are not Christian or Jewish.
You are not a Top, nor a bottom.
You are not a successful author, film-maker or political activist.
You are all these things and You are not any of them because I see you as a wonderful man.

You ARE sensitive, intelligent and amusing.
You ARE thoughtful and courageous.
You ARE erotic, handsome and sexy as hell.
And, the most important thing to me –
You ARE my friend.
We will never be lovers but we will always be friends.
Thank you H.
It is my pleasure and honor to know You.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster

You are not white or black, brown or yellow.
You are not straight or gay.
You are not Christian or Jewish.
You are not a Top, nor a bottom.
You are not a successful author, film-maker or political activist.
You are all these things and You are not any of them because I see you as a wonderful man.

You ARE sensitive, intelligent and amusing.
You ARE thoughtful and courageous.
You ARE erotic, handsome and sexy as hell.
And, the most important thing to me –
You ARE my friend.
We will never be lovers but we will always be friends.
Thank you H.
It is my pleasure and honor to know You.

welcome back.....you were missed....

 

[SecretLove69]

Thank you precious man.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

How you got me laughing barely 5 seconds into the phone call I'll never know.

I'm sure it had something to do with your utterly ingrained cheeky cow wenchiness.

Whatever it was, I'm so, so thankful for it, and for the ... get this, 3 hours that followed... you know I was lying my ass off when I said I needed to talk to you, "it won't be long just for a few minutes".

Somewhere, among the static, the venting bitchiness, the screaming at screaming little angel/monster voices, exes calling and toilet humour... you saved my sanity, today.

Thank you.

For taking those deep breaths for me, when I forgot to take them for myself, and for being the perspective when all I could see came from a selfish viewpoint, for stopping tears in their tracks and turned them to cackling laughter.

And for not judging me.

When, in the position I'm in, it'd be so easy to.

For loving me even when I'm the melodramatic cow that I am.

You're stuck with me either way, we know too many of each other secrets.

Love you, Sunshine.

 

[WickedSpitFire]

dear lister...
you drive me fucking crazy...sometimes in good ways...sometimes in not so good ways...

 

[sirgary]

Dear Lister,

Thanks for the PM. I honestly didn't know about that and I will consider what you said.

The problem is, mirrors don't reflect one's true self, they always reflex the exact opposent...

Be well...

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear "Princess Doesn't -Poop- A- Lot" Litster.

I am happy if my crazy dysfunctional family life bring a smile to your lips.

I am ecstatic if my kind caring warnings oops "words" have a profoundly intrinsic affect on you. I mean who else could give you that breast feeding hidden secret. So what if I have completely off having children forever. Just a minor setback. I'm just so good to you.

Or was it the image of the fire mans hose...haha I'm still laughing at that

As long as you keep the little 20 bottles of DW a secret... I have a rep and all.

Honey you never have to say thanks..it's in the contract, the PFF one..it's unwritten and totally consensual ...

Although knowing all of your deep dark secrets does have it's advantages.

Love you too Beautiful

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Litster,

I had a dream about you, but I'm too shy to tell you about it. But......OMG, was it hot!!!

 

[agent2407]

Dear Litster

Things aren't always what they seem. Or maybe they are

 

[janeyl]

dear litster

you can read too much between the lines that isn't there

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I miss posting with you.

 

[koalabear]

Dear litster,

Run away from appy's house and return to Lit.

 

[ReverendFrishie]

Dear Litster

I can take a hint

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Sistah Litster:

I had a double dose of p and v today. Once with my wheaties and once with our favorite candy bar. I likey nuts.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Sistah Litster:

I had a double dose of p and v today. Once with my wheaties and once with our favorite candy bar. I likey nuts.

Dear Litster,

I knew that cricket box would come in handy for something one day

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Funny Litster:


Since you have the drama llama would you like me to deliver the velcro gloves?

 

[MSH2]

Dear Funny Litster:


Since you have the drama llama would you like me to deliver the velcro gloves?

Dear Litster,

I have solved the drama Llama issue *burps softly* A lovely casserole and a bottle of lovely Pinotage

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I knew that cricket box would come in handy for something one day

Dear Handy litster,

That crunchy thing wasn't a nut?

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I have solved the drama Llama issue *burps softly* A lovely casserole and a bottle of lovely Pinotage

Dear Killer Litster,

Will you share your bottle of Pinotage?

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Bad Mannered Litster,


That burp finally made it's way over here to me and it really smells...do you eat with that mouth?

 

[MSH2]

Dear Killer Litster,

Will you share your bottle of Pinotage?

Dear Jealous Litster,


If you hurry there's still some left

 

[MSH2]

Dear Bad Mannered Litster,


That burp finally made it's way over here to me and it really smells...do you eat with that mouth?

Dear fumigated Litster,

Too much garlic?