Dear Litster...

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster,

For what it's worth, I'm sorry things didn't work out. I liked seeing you happy.

~L

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Why don't you listen to your own advice once in a while? Those oh so 'wise words' you spout so easily to everyone else, yet don't do yourself.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

*kicks you in the fucking head*

There.

That didn't make me feel better.

But I'm sure I'll be back to kick again and again until I'm smilin'.

G

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I'm glad you're smiley, even if just for a moment.

Totally worth using up some of my good karma points

*hugglesnopinch*

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster

Why don't you listen to your own advice once in a while? Those oh so 'wise words' you spout so easily to everyone else, yet don't do yourself.

Dear L,


...I guess you were taking to me though my "wise words" usually have someone correcting the spelling...

I don't follow my own advice because my advice is for mere mortals and don't apply to a God like me...

...I say one needs to order fries (chips to you Brits) with a hamburger but I may opt for the crusty apple pie instead...

..My advice has a dark side too...I say "make up your darn mind and then proceed forward" and then spend a half hour at the candy section trying to decide if I feel like a nut (Almond Joy) or if I don't (Mounds)...
Some days it's better not to get out of bed than to have to think that hard...

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I loves you You don't fool me, though. I know the only reason you were tryin' to make me smiley is because you wanna go to work with me in a few minutes

*nopinchyhuggles*

Thank you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

You can't just offer me your last girl scout cookies and then leave!!!

I won't let you!

We can't end like that!!!

Course, you could drop by Starbucks on the way to work and flash again, and that'd be enough to make me happy.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

I loves you You don't fool me, though. I know the only reason you were tryin' to make me smiley is because you wanna go to work with me in a few minutes

*nopinchyhuggles*

Thank you.

..actually she was being nice to you as a condition of her release program with the parole board......have a good day at work..

 

[asian_princess]

Dearest Litsters,

My Holy Evil Trinity.

Thinking of all three of you, in your respective, difficult days, today.

While the challenges be varied, be them emotional, mental, physical... take comfort in that the beauty of these fickle lives of ours, is that, change is imminent, and so these times, these difficult times, too, shall pass.

I hope you all find a reason to smile, today.
Even just one... the rest will come in time.

And sleep, dammit.

Freakin' insomniacs, the lot of you, take a page out of my book, would ya?

Luvs you all.


A/B/C <- pick the respective initial that corresponds with what you call me.

 

[Guest]

Dear L,


...I guess you were taking to me though my "wise words" usually have someone correcting the spelling...

I don't follow my own advice because my advice is for mere mortals and don't apply to a God like me...

...I say one needs to order fries (chips to you Brits) with a hamburger but I may opt for the crusty apple pie instead...

..My advice has a dark side too...I say "make up your darn mind and then proceed forward" and then spend a half hour at the candy section trying to decide if I feel like a nut (Almond Joy) or if I don't (Mounds)...
Some days it's better not to get out of bed than to have to think that hard...

Um.. no... nothing to do with you at all Gary.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Take a deep breath.

And chill.

Remember, you are surrounded by people you love and who love you. You chat to people every day who respect you and enjoy your company.

She doesn't. She would love to have all that, but she doesn't.

Whenever you feel it's getting to much, think about how rich your life is in comparison to hers. Luxuriate in the blessings of friendship that you enjoy.

Then take a deep breath.

And chill.

Love ya.
xx

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Take a deep breath.

And chill.

Remember, you are surrounded by people you love and who love you. You chat to people every day who respect you and enjoy your company.

She doesn't. She would love to have all that, but she doesn't.

Whenever you feel it's getting to much, think about how rich your life is in comparison to hers. Luxuriate in the blessings of friendship that you enjoy.

Then take a deep breath.

And chill.

Love ya.
xx

Do I take one deep breath and chill or two?

 

[lovemonster]

Do I take one deep breath and chill or two?

Two.

Just don't let the second one out.

 

[Essa]

Two.

Just don't let the second one out.

Dear Litster,

O.k...Here goes...

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Oops I'm deaded

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

O.k...Here goes...

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Oops I'm deaded

Dear Dead Litster,

Jeeez woman, you don't even shut up when you're dead!

You're a little treasure. I'm gonna take you out in the garden and bury you.

 

[Essa]

Dear Dead Litster,

Jeeez woman, you don't even shut up when you're dead!

You're a little treasure. I'm gonna take you out in the garden and bury you.

Dear murderous Litster

Us corpses have gotta have a voice, I mean who else is gonna speak up on our behalf?

Make sure the holes wide enough, that last breath that's still in me has me blowing up like a balloon

 

[lovemonster]

Dear murderous Litster

Us corpses have gotta have a voice, I mean who else is gonna speak up on our behalf?

Make sure the holes wide enough, that last breath that's still in me has me blowing up like a balloon

Dear Never-shuts-up Litster,

Don't you have a union rep?

I knew you were full of hot air, but that's ridiculous.

 

[Essa]

Dear Never-shuts-up Litster,

Don't you have a union rep?

I knew you were full of hot air, but that's ridiculous.

Dear serious posting Litster.

Now I've ruined your post I shall leave you alone

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist answering your first one

 

[lovemonster]

Dear serious posting Litster.

Now I've ruined your post I shall leave you alone

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist answering your first one

Dear Interfering Litster,

That's it, mock and run, why don't ya??

That's ok hun, I'm sure the person it was intended for will still see it

 

[hdlynnette]

Dear Litster,

Have a nice day.

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster,

Take a deep breath.

And chill.

Remember, you are surrounded by people you love and who love you. You chat to people every day who respect you and enjoy your company.

She doesn't. She would love to have all that, but she doesn't.

Whenever you feel it's getting to much, think about how rich your life is in comparison to hers. Luxuriate in the blessings of friendship that you enjoy.

Then take a deep breath.

And chill.

Love ya.
xx

Love ya too hun.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I can't talk to you about this.

Why?

Because it seems so utterly ridiculous to.

To you! Of all people. And right now I can't feel stupid about that on top of everything else.
*laughs* Who'm I kidding, I already do.

I just need the strength to use it to push me forward.

But I do kinda like that I know what you'd say.

Because, if anything, you've led by example.

But I'm still scared. It's a big, big hole and I'm not quite sure how I'm getting out yet.

But I will. It's just how I'm going to get everyone else out of it, too, right now that is so overwhelming.

*listens to your imaginary voice*

Ok, got it

Thanks for listening.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Dear Litster,

Anytime, doll.

You have my PM addy.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Forgotten Litster,

Bump

Sincerely,

Sir

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

Where have you been all my life? Coz I'm still waiting for that fiver you owe me.