Dear Litster...

[sasebrats]

Dear Jealous Litster,


If you hurry there's still some left

Dear Sweet Litster,

I'm stuck here at work for another 48 1/2 minutes.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear fumigated Litster,

Too much garlic?

Dear smelly Litster,

Here have a breath mint.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Sweet Litster,

I'm stuck here at work for another 48 1/2 minutes.

Dear Stuck Litster,

As its you, I'll save some

 

[MSH2]

Dear smelly Litster,

Here have a breath mint.

Dear Helpful Litster,

Is that one of the brick thick ones?

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Thick as a Brick Litster,

No it's a tic tac.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Thick as a Brick Litster,

No it's a tic tac.

Dear Not so helpful Litster,

Hmmmm, might not be strong enough

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Oh I think you are right Litster,

I wouldn't make drama llama again.

*tosses the container of tic tacs*

 

[MSH2]

Dear Oh I think you are right Litster,

I wouldn't make drama llama again.

*tosses the container of tic tacs*

Dear quite right Litster,

Yeah, had to add all that garlic because it tasted shit. And it was difficult to chew and damn hard to swallow. All in all, Been there, done that, dont intend to do it again

*chews the tictacs like smarties, eyes watering*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear quite right Litster,

Yeah, had to add all that garlic because it tasted shit. And it was difficult to chew and damn hard to swallow. All in all, Been there, done that, dont intend to do it again

*chews the tictacs like smarties, eyes watering*

Dear Choking llama eating Litster,

I told ya so. I knew he would taste like shit. Why did ya think I was gonna drink my supper.

*hands over a used tissue*

 

[MSH2]

Dear Choking llama eating Litster,

I told ya so. I knew he would taste like shit. Why did ya think I was gonna drink my supper.

*hands over a used tissue*

Dear unhygenic litster

Well I thought so too, but I'll try almost anything once, twice if I liked it

*uses the very corners*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear unhygenic litster

Well I thought so too, but I'll try almost anything once, twice if I liked it

*uses the very corners*

Dear Easy Litster,

OMG I laughed so hard I have to go pee.

Give me my tissue back.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Easy Litster,

OMG I laughed so hard I have to go pee.

Give me my tissue back.

Dear Stay downhill from me then Litster

Score!

*hands a twice used tissue back*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Stay downhill from me then Litster

Score!

*hands a twice used tissue back*

Dear scoring litster,

You didn't have to push me downhill so hard I scraped my good knee.

*takes the tissue and runs to the potty*

 

[MSH2]

Dear scoring litster,

You didn't have to push me downhill so hard I scraped my good knee.

*takes the tissue and runs to the potty*

Dear Peeing Litster

You didnt have to pee on my foot

*watches*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Peeing Litster

You didnt have to pee on my foot

*watches*

Dear Wet Litster,

I'm sowwy.

*hands back tissue*

 

[MSH2]

Dear Wet Litster,

I'm sowwy.

*hands back tissue*

Dear sorry Litster,

Its taking the Bitch thing a little too far, dont you think?

*Uses the used tissue again, poor abused tissue*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear sorry Litster,

Its taking the Bitch thing a little too far, dont you think?

*Uses the used tissue again, poor abused tissue*

Dear you think to much Litster,

But don't you know that most people say I am the Bitch?

*hands you a fresh tissue*

 

[MSH2]

Dear you think to much Litster,

But don't you know that most people say I am the Bitch?

*hands you a fresh tissue*

Dear informative Litster,

Now I know why

*takes the tissue walking off shaking my foot in search of a shower*

 

[sasebrats]

Dear informative Litster,

Now I know why

*takes the tissue walking off shaking my foot in search of a shower*

Dear smelly Litster,

Brush your teeth too.

 

[MSH2]

Dear smelly Litster,

Brush your teeth too.

Dear Bitchy Litster,

Actually I was going to gargle with bleach too.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Bitchy Litster,

Actually I was going to gargle with bleach too.

Dear Garglin' Lister,

Just don't swallow.

 

[MSH2]

Dear Garglin' Lister,

Just don't swallow.

Dear Blatantly Obvious Litster

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Blatantly Obvious Litster

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Dear grossed out lister,

I usually just bleach my teeth. I never swallow.

 

[MSH2]

Dear grossed out lister,

I usually just bleach my teeth. I never swallow.

Dear Dentally aware Litster,

Awwww shucks, another fantasy brutally shattered

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Dentally aware Litster,

Awwww shucks, another fantasy brutally shattered

Dear Dreaming Litster,

Weren't we talking about bleach?