Dear Litster...

[lovemonster]

Dear Mr. You're Gonna Lose The Title Race On Sunday Litster,

Well, it'll be at home there since that's where all the owner's money was filched from.

Shame you won't be bringing the trophy home along with the blue flag.

 

[agent2407]

Dear Same Old, Same Old, Litster,

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[lovemonster]

Dear In Denial Litster,

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[agent2407]

Dear sore loser litster,

For your info

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Not Much Of A Return For Over £250m Investment Litster,

2 League Titles, 2 Carling Cups and 1 FA Cup in 5 years and with all that money spent.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This season......

FUCK ALL,
YOU'RE GONNA WIN FUCK ALL,
YOU'RE GONNA WIN FUCK ALL,
YOU'RE GONNA WIN FUCK ALL.......​

 

[smotherman]

Dear Subservient Litster,

Allow me to have a seat.

Dear my miss Litster,

Have a seat on your throne!!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

Tomorrow...you know.

 

[Daizie]

Dear my miss Litster,

Have a seat on your throne!!

Dear soon-to-be-smothered Litster,

Good boy.

 

[smotherman]

Dear soon-to-be-smothered Litster,

Good boy.

Dear soon-to-be-smotherer Litster

Thank you!

 

[Daizie]

Dear soon-to-be-smotherer Litster

Thank you!

Dear Smothered One,

Want a breath?

 

[cyikac1986]

My dearest concerned listers,

Thank you for your words of encouragement. It is comforting to know as I cast myself adrift in this ocean called life, there are islands of refuge with those that care.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Thank you.

For being wonderful.
For being kind.
For being loving.
For being sexy.
For being caring.
For being one of the most fun people I know.
For being a great friend.


For being....you.

Don't ever change.

LM
x

 

[luv1]

Dear litster

Is a finger of fudge really just enough?

 

[mrtnmoon]

dear drifting litster...
if your post means what I'm assuming it means, I think you're gonna be much better off. if I'm making the wrong assumption... well, I still hope you consider me one of those caring islands of refuge.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Thank you.

For being wonderful.
For being kind.
For being loving.
For being sexy.
For being caring.
For being one of the most fun people I know.
For being a great friend.


For being....you.

Don't ever change.

LM
x

Dear Litster

You're o.k too, I 'spose

 

[asian_princess]

Dear ex Litster,

Just a few days over a year ago, I sat right here, biting my nails, watching the clock, waiting for news.

And now it’s my turn.

And you won’t even know.

Ever.

In fact, I don’t even want you to know.

How funny, there was a time I wouldn’t even have been able to imagine that.

And yes. The reminder is gone. It was time.

I hope you're well and smiling.
Little birdies tell me that you are

 

[ReverendFrishie]

Dear Litster

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression.

Please don't feel, that my flirting and teasing in our little game is something more than that.

That's just my way.

I'm just playing the game the way it's to be played.

Please, no hard feelings.

 

[smotherman]

Dear Smothered One,

Want a breath?

Dear Miss have- a- seat- on- your- throne


Of course not!

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster

You're o.k too, I 'spose

Dear Litster,

Thanks.

Bitch.

 

[Essa]

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression.

Please don't feel, that my flirting and teasing in our little game is something more than that.

That's just my way.

I'm just playing the game the way it's to be played.

Please, no hard feelings.

Dear Litster,

Damn...I was all set to move into your house, now what am I gonna do?

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Thanks.

Bitch.

Dear Litster

Any chance I could move in with you?

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster

Any chance I could move in with you?

Dear Litster,

No problem.

£1000 a day in rent.

2 years in advance.

Cough up.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

No problem.

£1000 a day in rent.

2 years in advance.

Cough up.

Dear greedy bitch litster,

Can I give you one of them cheque things that bounce?

 

[exividere2]

Dear Litster,

Would you please wave your magic wand and give the school administrators a new set of balls before I lose my mind and go up there and strangle every single junior thug wannabee by the neck until dead.

Thank you.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear greedy bitch litster,

Can I give you one of them cheque things that bounce?

Dear freeloadin' Lister,

Not on your fuckin' nelly.

Cash or fuck off.