Dear Litster...

[Essa]

Dear freeloadin' Lister,

Not on your fuckin' nelly.

Cash or fuck off.

Dear Litster without a single ounce of compassion in her body.

You want to see me homeless?

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster without a single ounce of compassion in her body.

You want to see me homeless?

Dear Litster who won't share her voddie,

No, I want to see you naked.

But homeless will do.

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster who won't share her voddie,

No, I want to see you naked.

But homeless will do.

Dear Litster who won't send Bob to build on me

I've been evicted thanks to you

Catch you soon, take care

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster who won't send Bob to build on me

I've been evicted thanks to you

Catch you soon, take care

Dear Litster who keeps trying to steal my fluffy polo mint,

Not thanks to the two brats you birthed and raised in their father's image then?

You take care too, see you tomorrow

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Two words:

DANGLY BITS.

Carry on.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Two words:

DANGLY BITS.

Carry on.

Oh I loveeee Dangly bits with Spicey sauce dip...

 

[elizabeth22673]

Dear Crude Asshole...
You must have the worlds smallest pinky dick.

Ahhh that felt better.

On with the show!!

 

[sirgary]

Dear Lister,

25% is behind me. 25% will be due later this month. 25% is the drama I am in right now and it will continue until all details are addressed...

...the last 25% comes later this summer when I really return from the dark world of responsibility...I hope you can hold out that long.

oxox

Sir

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Litster,

Two words:

DANGLY BITS.

Carry on.

Dear huggable lister,

You just had to egg him on didn't you,lol. It's fun isn't it?

Sending you snuggles and a bit of sunshine your way.

 

[Jelina]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o143/Trenttags/0-6.gif

 

[lexielou2]

Dear beautiful litster,

I missed you this weekend...




Dear sexybum litster,

Sorry if I've been a grump the last two days




I love you both very much

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litsters,

Forgive me, Litsters, for I have sinned

It's been... minutes since my last confession.

Dudes.

I admit it.

I want to be Hannah Montana

I'm so ashamed.

I know I shouldn't covet my neighbour's kid's obsession, but I caught a snippet of an episode when I was over there and ... i fell in love...with her spinny wardrobe and cool shoes.

And then I youtubed her

And watched every version of her song "See You Again".

And then got into an argument with 9 year olds that can't spell without adding extra letters to the words like "heyazzzzzzz" and "peace outzzzzzzzzzz"about her musical integrity and performance at the Idols Give Back concert on the comment boards.

I'm so ashamed.

I shall go punish myself.

Will 10 hail Mileys do it?

Dammit! I didn't mean it. This addiction is a curse.

She's spawn of the devil, i tell you.

Well, Billy Ray Cyrus...close enough

I rest my case.

*mumbles as I wander off" Bet my case isn't as big as her makeup case...so unfair.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

You always know, and it's always just what is needed, and it is why I come to you for it.

Thank you for giving it, in full measure, no reservations, no mincing words, just your heart, and your beautiful nature.

You lifted me today. You helped me stand tall, and well...thank you, from the bottom of a soul thats a bit shaky today.

I love you, Precious. Your heart knows no bounds.

Kaybutt

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

When we had that conversation regarding the art of "tease" you did realise that was referring only to me and not you.

Tut tut let the games begin.

 

[tnblondie]

Dear Kiss My Ass Lister (don't you wish you could)

I hurt you??
You don't know what hurt is, YET.

I turned on you??
No darlin, I just took a page out of your book. I did what pleased me. You hung yourself with your lies.

And know that when ever my phone rings and the number comes up "unavailable" I wont answer it, not this time, never again.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Ok, this is what happens when you leave Lit and are...you know..doing what it is you're doing.

I cease the ability to function.

My TWO youtube obsessions just got amalgated.

It's like a weird glitch in the time/space/youtube continuum.

So, i decided it was time I stopped watching the Hannahl Montana video, and that since you weren't around to tell me not to, I'd switch back to watching the makeup tutorials on youtube...yes, in the dark.

So, i'm watching away so proud of all the things i'm learnin' and have no intention on using, and then...the makeup girl mentions....get this HANNAH MONTANA.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I told you, it's my fate to be her number fan.

THis is your fault.

YOUR FAULT, i tells ya.

*pinches your ass*

Anyway, going back to learn how to blend 15 differnet colours onto my eyeball now.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Stuff.

x

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster


Gonna give me a clue?

Please.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I did! But I can't give it again here.

Also...do you think we should move to the blurt thread in BDSM or GLBT since we've already sufficiently pissed off the PG and GB blurt threaders?

 

[MSH2]

Dear Litster,

I'm going to miss you more than you know. A month is both going to go past very quickly, and yet drag on and on.

And to you. Yes, you. That picture is torture. The only reason I havent phoned the police and laid charges of cruelty and torture is that the police would be too busy perving to actually arrest you

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

I did! But I can't give it again here.

Also...do you think we should move to the blurt thread in BDSM or GLBT since we've already sufficiently pissed off the PG and GB blurt threaders?

Dear Litster

But our work has only just begun.

I think I know what you were referring to I threw up a little really I did.

*insert green spewy emoticon*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster

But our work has only just begun.

I think I know what you were referring to I threw up a little really I did.

*insert green spewy emoticon*

Dear Litster,

Off topic for a moment here.

Next time you send me pornographic shots of yourself, no matter how drunk we are at the time, remind me to save it to a particular folder.

Everywhere i freakin' open up are pics of you exposing yourself to me

My life is so tough

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

Off topic for a moment here.

Next time you send me pornographic shots of yourself, no matter how drunk we are at the time, remind me to save it to a particular folder.

Everywhere i freakin' up are pics of yourself exposing yourself to me

My life is so tough

Dear Litster

Not my fault you are SO unorganised and don't dedicate a WHOLE hard drive just to me ..keeps things simple

Oh I hope you managed to open that little ditty I sent you at the weekend if not...plenty more where that cum..oops came from

Yeah I know I can totally trust you to proof my shots for me...not that you would ever use them for anything else...like masturbation

 

[MSH2]

Dear Litsters,

Yeah, you two. You're not helping with my horniness problem here. I do hope you know that *droooooooools*

 

[janeyl]

dear litster

i still think you're wonderful