Dear Litster...

[MSH2]

Dear Litsters,

That wasnt a demand for you to stop

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

I told you it would be easy for you to build a believable fasade that could be maintained for the long term.

....word of advice....keep up the maintenance, if the paint peels, all your hard work will be lost.

............

 

[elizabeth22673]

Dear Litster,
Thank you for the pm.

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Lister,

I know that you are not perfect and nor can I claim to be either, but please believe me, when I say that I want to be by your side, to hold your hand, to treasure you in the morning and in the noon-tide, to be next to you, to be held close to your heart now and for the rest of my living years, to comfort you, dry your tears and calm your most frightening fears, to fight your battles and show no shame to scream my love for you out loud all over the land

 

[asian_princess]

Dear utterly exhausted, procrasinating Litster,

Stop playing on Lit and finish your work.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear utterly exhausted, procrasinating Litster,

Stop playing on Lit and finish your work.

Dear Bossy Litster,

*looks around*

Who are you talking to?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Bossy Litster,

*looks around*

Who are you talking to?

Dear You Know Exactly Who I'm Talking To Litster,

You.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear You Know Exactly Who I'm Talking To Litster,

You.

Dear Accusing Without Any Clear Evidence Litster,

You who?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Accusing Without Any Clear Evidence Litster,

You who?

Dear Old Granny Litster,

Nobody born after 1950 says YooHoo.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Lister
please help me decide what to do about the voices.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Old Granny Litster,

Nobody born after 1950 says YooHoo.

Dear Needs To Brush Up On Her Flavoured Drinks Litster,

Er. What I already said in the ^.

Now go back to work.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Needs To Brush Up On Her Flavoured Drinks Litster,

Er. What I already said in the ^.

Now go back to work.

Dear If You Weren't Too Busy Watching American Sitcoms On Tv To Know About A Drink That Isn't Even Available In Australia You Might Not Be So Confused About Who is Who Litster,

No, you're the one who has to go back to work.

I'm telling

 

[asian_princess]

Dear If You Weren't Too Busy Watching American Sitcoms On Tv To Know About A Drink That Isn't Even Available In Australia You Might Not Be So Confused About Who is Who Litster,

No, you're the one who has to go back to work.

I'm telling

Dear How Would You Know I Was Watching American Sitcoms On Tv Unless You Were Right There With Me Litster,

Tell on who?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear How Would You Know I Was Watching American Sitcome On Tv Unless You Were Right There With Me Litster,

Tell on who?

Dear You Shouldn't Tell Anyone You Had Me To Sit Right Beside You Because You Know What's Worse Than A Couch Potato Who Talks To Herself? A Couch Potato Who Talk To Herself Even When Someone Else Is There Litster.

You.

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster

It's happened you have finally flipped.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear You Shouldn't Tell Anyone You Had Me To Sit Right Beside You Because You Know What's Worse Than A Couch Potato Who Talks To Herself? A Couch Potato Who Talk To Herself Even When Someone Else Is There Litster.

You.

Dear Do You Think The Greetings On Thes Dear Litster Posts Are Getting Way Out Of Control And Might Make Some People Worried As To Whether Or Not There Is Something Wrong With Us Litster?

You who?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Do You Think The Greetings On Thes Dear Litster Posts Are Getting Way Out Of Control And Might Make Some People Worried As To Whether Or Not There Is Something Wrong With Us Litster?

You who?

Dear Litster,

No.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

No.

Dear Lying Litster,

You lie!

I'm going back to work just to get away from you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lying Litster,

You lie!

I'm going back to work just to get away from you.

Dear About To Be Poked With My Pinochio Nose If Only I Had One Litster,

No!

You're crazy! That's worse!!

I'm going back to work just to get away from YOU!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear About To Be Poked With My Pinochio Nose If Only I Had One Litster,

No!

You're crazy! That's worse!!

I'm going back to work just to get away from YOU!

Dear Copycat Litster,

I said it first!

You know how I hate doppelgangers (not to be confused with gangbangers).

Try thinking for yourself for once.

*pushes you out the way*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Copycat Litster,

I said it first!

You know how I hate doppergangers (not to be confused with gangbangers).

Try thinking for yourself for once.

*pushes you out the way*

Dear GangbangingPervyPushy Litster,

*giggles* actually that gang banging thing was funny *more giggling*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear GangbangingPervyPushy Litster,

*giggles* actually that gang banging thing was funny *more giggling*

Dear Lining Litster,

Aw...*giggles* I thought you might like that.

Perv.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lining Litster,

Aw...*giggles* I thought you might like that.

Perv.

Dear Should've Quit While You Were Ahead Litster,

Oi.

I'm not a perv.

You said it!

I should've known you were just trying to distract me so you could go back to work first to get away from me.

But you shan't.

I'm onto you!

*trips you up and runs off to go back to work*

I win!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Should've Quit While You Were Ahead Litster,

Oi.

I'm not a perv.

You said it!

I should've known you were just trying to distract me so you could go back to work first to get away from me.

But you shan't.

I'm onto you!

*trips you up and runs off to go back to work*

I win!

Dear Back To Work Litster,

One last thought.

If you're on(to) me...does that mean that we're masturbating or in the middle of a mind fuck?

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Lister
please help me decide what to do about the voices.

Dear Litster

It's happened you have finally flipped.

Dear Eavesdropping Litsters,

Wha?