hotsxylady
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Dear Eavesdropping Litsters,
Wha?
Dear Totallyfuckingnuts Litster
I can fix that problem with the voices...
*nods*
Dear Litster...
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Dear Totallyfuckingnuts Litster
I can fix that problem with the voices...
*nods*
V
Vail_Indigo
Guest
Dear Lister,
Where can I order thorazine big gulps for everyone?
Where can I order thorazine big gulps for everyone?
V
Vail_Indigo
Guest
Dear Lister,
'thorazine' is fun to say/type
'thorazine' is fun to say/type
asian_princess
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Dear Totallyfuckingnuts Litster
I can fix that problem with the voices...
*nods*
Dear knows all about nuts Litster,
I'm not paying you to get me to lie down on a couch
I can do that free with you on weekends
hotsxylady
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Dear knows all about nuts Litster,
I'm not paying you to get me to lie down on a couch
I can do that free with you on weekends
Dear Fucking Pervi Litster Wench
I thought it was YOU giving me the therapy...god knows I need it!!!
I did pay you..in kind
asian_princess
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Dear Fucking Pervi Litster Wench
I thought it was YOU giving me the therapy...god knows I need it!!!
I did pay you..in kind
Dear Calling Me By Names She Should Be Calling Herself Litster Wench
Yes, you did...you were very kind... and generous, to let me administer to you overtime without any excess fees
And you're right, you're great with helping with those voices.
Your legs in a nice tight vice around my ears pretty much blocked everything out
Dear Sexy Crazy Wenches,
Your postings has made me drool and now my keyboard is all wet...
My attorney will be in contact with you for damages.
Also, not posting pictures of the vice clamp of legs over ears is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 29 countries...The UN has been notified to send out troops to monitor your torturous ways.
*leaves to find bucket*
Sir
Your postings has made me drool and now my keyboard is all wet...
My attorney will be in contact with you for damages.
Also, not posting pictures of the vice clamp of legs over ears is considered cruel and unusual punishment in 29 countries...The UN has been notified to send out troops to monitor your torturous ways.
*leaves to find bucket*
Sir
asian_princess
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Dear Litsters,
Little tip.
Before taking sweet, thoughtful, romantic type pics of yourselves to make your paramour go "awwwwwwwwwww you're so lovely"... perhaps remember to check for any undesirable markings...like your teeth for spinach, wayward pet hairs...or... the evidence that earlier this afternoon you tried to break the record for person who most took advantage of the eyeliner/lipliner testers at the MAC makeup stand within a 10 minute time frame.
See below for example:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/asianprincess_dd/Others/makeuppallette2.jpg
It will save you a lot of...
"Holy fuckfuckfucking shittttttttttttttttttt"s as you're going through your pics afterwards, and your recycle bin from a heavy workout.
Have a nice day.
PS. I did buy the "So There Jade" eyeliner pencil though, which, ironically, is the one colour i didn't use on my left hand. You should see my right hand though
Little tip.
Before taking sweet, thoughtful, romantic type pics of yourselves to make your paramour go "awwwwwwwwwww you're so lovely"... perhaps remember to check for any undesirable markings...like your teeth for spinach, wayward pet hairs...or... the evidence that earlier this afternoon you tried to break the record for person who most took advantage of the eyeliner/lipliner testers at the MAC makeup stand within a 10 minute time frame.
See below for example:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/asianprincess_dd/Others/makeuppallette2.jpg
It will save you a lot of...
"Holy fuckfuckfucking shittttttttttttttttttt"s as you're going through your pics afterwards, and your recycle bin from a heavy workout.
Have a nice day.
PS. I did buy the "So There Jade" eyeliner pencil though, which, ironically, is the one colour i didn't use on my left hand. You should see my right hand though
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elizabeth22673
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Dear Litsters,
Little tip.
Before taking sweet, thoughtful, romantic type pics of yourselves to make your paramour go "awwwwwwwwwww you're so lovely"... perhaps remember to check for any undesirable markings...like your teeth for spinach, wayward pet hairs...or... the evidence that earlier this afternoon you tried to break the record for person who most took advantage of the eyeliner/lipliner testers at the MAC makeup stand within a 10 minute time frame.
See below for example:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/asianprincess_dd/Others/makeuppallette2.jpg
It will save you a lot of...
"Holy fuckfuckfucking shittttttttttttttttttt"s as you're going through your pics afterwards, and your recycle bin from a heavy workout.
Have a nice day.
PS. I did buy the "So There Jade" eyeliner pencil though, which, ironically, is the one colour i didn't use on my left hand. You should see my right hand though
Dear Litster...sorry to laugh, but that was hilarious LOL
Dear Litsters,
Little tip.
Before taking sweet, thoughtful, romantic type pics of yourselves to make your paramour go "awwwwwwwwwww you're so lovely"... perhaps remember to check for any undesirable markings...like your teeth for spinach, wayward pet hairs...or... the evidence that earlier this afternoon you tried to break the record for person who most took advantage of the eyeliner/lipliner testers at the MAC makeup stand within a 10 minute time frame.
See below for example:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/asianprincess_dd/Others/makeuppallette2.jpg
It will save you a lot of...
"Holy fuckfuckfucking shittttttttttttttttttt"s as you're going through your pics afterwards, and your recycle bin from a heavy workout.
Have a nice day.
PS. I did buy the "So There Jade" eyeliner pencil though, which, ironically, is the one colour i didn't use on my left hand. You should see my right hand though
Dear Photogenic Litster,
Ever notice your lips are shaped like a heart?......<curious>......
Sir
blueeyes7564
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thank you very much for all the help that you give me today.....it is greatly appreciated.....I would of loved to of been on the phone with you, when I went back to work on the bike, but I guess that you were unavailable at the time.......anyway, once again, thank you very much, it means a lot to me....
kendra1980
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Dear, dearr litster,
I want to thank you, for a lot of things.
Your friendship ~ you have a gift in that. A gift so many of us not only see, but reap the benefit of.
Your honesty ~ You are real. You are true. You say it, yet say it in a way that helps, not hurts. THAT is another gift you bring.
Your heart ~ its kind, and warm, and caring. Thank you forr that.
Your joy ~ and sharing that with others. Remember, you never know when you sharing your joy can make someone who cares for you, and is low, feel lots better.
Your teasing ~ used when needed, shelved when something more tender and earnest is needed.
Hearing you ask me today, if getting it all out made me feel better, made me realize it did, but more than that, it pointed out again to me, what a lovely man you are.
Thank you...from the bottom of a bruised, but little bit brighter heart.
K ~ who will never be able to express fully, what your kindnesses have been to her.
I want to thank you, for a lot of things.
Your friendship ~ you have a gift in that. A gift so many of us not only see, but reap the benefit of.
Your honesty ~ You are real. You are true. You say it, yet say it in a way that helps, not hurts. THAT is another gift you bring.
Your heart ~ its kind, and warm, and caring. Thank you forr that.
Your joy ~ and sharing that with others. Remember, you never know when you sharing your joy can make someone who cares for you, and is low, feel lots better.
Your teasing ~ used when needed, shelved when something more tender and earnest is needed.
Hearing you ask me today, if getting it all out made me feel better, made me realize it did, but more than that, it pointed out again to me, what a lovely man you are.
Thank you...from the bottom of a bruised, but little bit brighter heart.
K
~ who will never be able to express fully, what your kindnesses have been to her.asian_princess
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Dear Litster,
I've always wondered, and I thought now would be as good a time as any to ask.
What IS a Lovemonster, exactly?
I've always wondered, and I thought now would be as good a time as any to ask.
What IS a Lovemonster, exactly?
lovemonster
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Dear Litster,
I've always wondered, and I thought now would be as good a time as any to ask.
What IS a Lovemonster, exactly?
Dear Litster,
I don't really know, should I ask my mummy and daddy?
asian_princess
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Dear Litster,
I don't really know, should I ask my mummy and daddy?
Dear 'Monster Litster,
*laughs* Yup, would you?
And while you're there ask if lovemonsters come from the same place babies do
Or if its just that like to play in that area
lovemonster
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Dear 'Monster Litster,
*laughs* Yup, would you?
And while you're there ask if lovemonsters come from the same place babies do
Or if its just that like to play in that area
Dear Curious Litster,
I asked them and they spanked me and told me not to be rude.
asian_princess
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Dear Curious Litster,
I asked them and they spanked me and told me not to be rude.
Dear Spanked Litster,
You're welcome
*sneaks in a tighttighttight huggle that is totally not an ulterior motive to feel your boobies...*
*note i didn't say anything about your ass*
Lady Reiha
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asian_princess
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Dear Lushy Litster,
When one says, "I'm going to get a drink", that normally (this is obviously where we went wrong) implies that you go get the drink, and bring it back, to continue the conversation.
Not... stand at the fridge with your head under the cask getting someone to hold it open for you.
This would be called, "I have drinking problem, I'll meet you back here on Monday".
Just saying.
BTW get me another drink, too, while you're at it.
Oh what the hell, shove over....
*holds mouth open under the cask too*
When one says, "I'm going to get a drink", that normally (this is obviously where we went wrong) implies that you go get the drink, and bring it back, to continue the conversation.
Not... stand at the fridge with your head under the cask getting someone to hold it open for you.
This would be called, "I have drinking problem, I'll meet you back here on Monday".
Just saying.
BTW get me another drink, too, while you're at it.
Oh what the hell, shove over....
*holds mouth open under the cask too*
asian_princess
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Dear Litster,
Have a good trip and travel safe.
I'll miss your lurking.
Even if you'd just discovered the GB and were strangely obsessed with dollparts.
Take care, get some sun, sand in your ass, hit on by beach bums, and some time to yourself.
And when you get back I have this hilarious thing to tell you about "flea markets".
Now get going already, you've already proven that I was right when i said there was no way you'd ever leave on time.
Miss you.
I only remotely hate you for leaving me.
Have a good trip and travel safe.
I'll miss your lurking.
Even if you'd just discovered the GB and were strangely obsessed with dollparts.
Take care, get some sun, sand in your ass, hit on by beach bums, and some time to yourself.
And when you get back I have this hilarious thing to tell you about "flea markets".
Now get going already, you've already proven that I was right when i said there was no way you'd ever leave on time.
Miss you.
I only remotely hate you for leaving me.
hotsxylady
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Cher Litster,
Essaye cette manoeuvre:
Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière.
Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds.
Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse.
Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul.
Phew thats feels better
Essaye cette manoeuvre:
Prendre 50-60 pas en arrière.
Prendre plusieurs souffles profonds.
Sprinter en avant à toute vitesse.
Faire un triple saut périlleux en l'air et disparaître dans ton propre cul.
Phew thats feels better
asian_princess
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Dear Lurkin' Litster,
Stop lurking.
You can perv and post at the same time, that excuse sucked.
Unlurkingly,
Stop lurking.
You can perv and post at the same time, that excuse sucked.
Unlurkingly,
Dear Lurkin' Litster,
Stop lurking.
You can perv and post at the same time, that excuse sucked.
Unlurkingly,
Dear Bitchardo Litster,
You know I'm no good at multi-taskin', dammit. So now I have to decide which is more important . . . perv vs post . . . well, since you're readin' this now - obviously I'm no perv.
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