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Gracie29 said:
Dear Bitchardo Litster,

You know I'm no good at multi-taskin', dammit. So now I have to decide which is more important . . . perv vs post . . . well, since you're readin' this now - obviously I'm no perv.
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Dear Bitchardo-ier Litster,

Do you mind? I'm trying to multi-task here.

And none of MY tasks include the decision to perve or not.

Therefore you're still more of a perv.

Now if you will excuse me, I must go polish my trophy....cos...

~ I win :p
 
asian_princess said:
Dear Bitchardo-ier Litster,

Do you mind? I'm trying to multi-task here.

And none of MY tasks include the decision to perve or not.

Therefore you're still more of a perv.

Now if you will excuse me, I must go polish my trophy....cos...

~ I win :p
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Dear Bitchardo-iest Litster,

*blinks*

Of course you don't have to make a decision that is already a given. Bein' a perv is ingrained in you. You have never had a choice in the matter. It just comes naturally.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some shoes to check out in your closet.

*steals your trophy*
 
Gracie29 said:
Dear Bitchardo-iest Litster,

*blinks*

Of course you don't have to make a decision that is already a given. Bein' a perv is ingrained in you. You have never had a choice in the matter. It just comes naturally.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have some shoes to check out in your closet.

*steals your trophy*
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Dearest Now Is The Bitchardo-iest Litster Cos You Stole My Bitchardo-iest Litster Trophy,

*grins*

Why are you telling ME this?

I already know that about you, you're the one who was trying to use it as some excuse not to post.

Me, on the other hand, my innocence is ingrained, imprinted, rammed, delved, plunged, driven deep inside me *smiles*

No need to be jealous.

*pushes you into my closet and locks the door and waits for when I'm bored and can let you out and fully enjoy the slew of 'coming out of the closet' jokes I can make*

*takes the trophy back*

*changes the plaque to "the most winningness ever"*

:D
 
asian_princess said:
Dearest Now Is The Bitchardo-iest Litster Cos You Stole My Bitchardo-iest Litster Trophy,

*grins*

Why are you telling ME this?

I already know that about you, you're the one who was trying to use it as some excuse not to post.

Me, on the other hand, my innocence is ingrained, imprinted, rammed, delved, plunged, driven deep inside me *smiles*

No need to be jealous.

*pushes you into my closet and locks the door and waits for when I'm bored and can let you out and fully enjoy the slew of 'coming out of the closet' jokes I can make*

*takes the trophy back*

*changes the plaque to "the most winningness ever"*

:D
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Dear Perviest Bitchardoiest Ever Litster,

I know you hate it when I think, but the lengths you'll go to to deprive me of a coherent thought . . . ridiculous.

imprinted, rammed, delved, plunged, driven deep

Yeah. I got nothin' now.

*PINCH*
 
Dear Litsters,

As is customary for the sentimental fool that I am, here be my grand gesturey thing for this milestone post.

Except this time.

I don’t need it.

Those of you, to whom this applies, know who you are.

And you know how I feel about you.

So, this is just… a thank you.

And…well, you know.

In whichever, whatever, however way we may say it to each other.

You know.

:kiss: :heart: :rose:
 
 
Dear Litster

Do you think this could become a HABIT????:confused:


Oh fuck yeah I have that image of you in a diaper now thats so fucking funny!! NO not in a kinky pervi way just ..never mind:D:D

:p
 
Dear Litster,

Are you trying to tell me that you'll have nun of this?! :eek: :eek:

Yeah, not pervy image...like you're so fucking innocent :D

It's not a diaper!!

It's a chastity belt, wench! Works too :p It's been a whole 10 minutes *grins*

As for your "condition".

It's not a condition.

It's your personality, honey :p :devil:
 
Dear Lister
I'm sorry I broke her.
I wanted to stop, but it was so much fun I just couldn't.
I hope she'll be better soon.
So I can do it again.

-vi
 
Dear Litster,


*opens mouth*


*closes*


*opens again*


*closes when a fly buzzes passed*


Bah.


Nevermind.
 
Dear Litster,

I miss you. Too much, perhaps. I think about you all the time. My heart aches because I can't be near you, speak to you, write to you. I know, I'm a big chicken for not using the "real" me, but I can't. Remember?

Just know that this girl loves you more than anyone ever will and that she regrets not being strong enough to take what you offered.

I love you, love you, love you! Forever and always I will.

Much love, happiness, and success to you.

:kiss::heart::kiss:
 
Dear Litster -

I want to spend days on end making out with you. :kiss: You're adorable. :heart:
 
Dear Litster,

I have wondered recently.....if I didn't make the effort, would you even bother?

I'm beginning to think you wouldn't.

:confused:
 
Dear Litster :heart:

We have come a long way these last couple years. You taught me to take things nice and slow...and you were right...you are always right, sweet man. You mean so much to me:heart:
 
Dear Litster,

I accidentally hit "Block" on your buddy request. Ewpsie. Sorry!

Mia
:rose:
 
Dear Litster,

My thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

You know where I am if you need to talk.

LM
x
 
Dear Litster,

A void negative sources, people, places, things and habits.

B elieve in yourself.

C onsider things from every angle.

D on't give up and don't give in.

E njoy life today, yesterday is gone, tomorrow may never come.

F amily and friends are hidden treasures; enjoy their riches.

G ive more than you planned to.

H ang on to your dreams.

I gnore those who try to discourage you.

J ust do it.

K eep trying no matter how hard it seems, it will get easier.

L ove yourself first and most.

M ake it happen.

N ever lie, cheat or steal, always strike a fair deal.

O pen your eyes and see things as they really are.

P ractice makes perfect.

Q uitters never win and winners never quit.

R ead, study and learn about everything important in your life.

S top procrastinating.

T ake control of your own destiny.

U nderstand yourself in order to better understand others.

V isualize it.

W ant it more than anything.

E X cellerate your efforts.

Y ou are unique of all God's creations, nothing can replace YOU.

Z ero in on your target and go for it!
 
Dear Litster,

I know you only registered to see my pics thread and never have posted.
I know leaving you behind was about the worst decision I've made.
I know we're both miserable with how things are
I know what we have between us is bullet proof and will stand forever
I know I love you

:rose:
 
Dear Litsters,

Funny how I joke about how you two can at times be the same person; well, I joke about it to one of you, though, I imagine the both of you wouldn't take to the comparison as amusedly as I do, and yet right now, as different as sky is to Earth that you two are, this little note I wish to send to you both.

If your eyes have not flitted over this collection of letters that I am leaving here; written from a far more eloquent hand than mine, then I hope you both file it away, to dig out again, in those quiet hours of one night when you may find sleep hasn't the mind to grace your door.

There may just be a message in there for you...

Be well and safe wherever you both may be today.

x
 
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