Dear Litster......:

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Dear Facebook Stalker,

Are you done looking through all my pictures yet?

Feeling a little insecure to hear the giggles litster
 
Dear depressed and alone litster,

Always know you can come and talk to me, regardless of what it is. I will listen and be what you need, at least for the time being, and at least, hopefully, allow some catharsis.

~Caring Litster
 
Dear wild and crazy Litster,

It's all good. :kiss:
 
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Dear Previously Annoyed Litster,

There is such a thing as *too much* wild and crazy.
Thank you for your kind words of restoration.
And the water. And the bridge.

Signed,
Glad It's All Good Again Litster

:rose:
 
Dear AbsintheDaddio.

I may never recover from that pic you posted. :eek:

Eww. Although it did start me thinking about people having substitute erogenous zoneys on their body. AdaptationEvolutionBlahBlahBlah



Dear SmileyGurrrrl.

No amount of eye bleach will make me unsee it. :(
 
Dear Not Here Anymore But Keeps In Contact,

You forgot.

Why do we keep in touch?

You miss me lots?

I don't understand you.

Sincerely,

Invisible Star

ffs. NOT kalisback. :rolleyes:
 
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Dear Litster,

I laughed pretty hard at that joke with the Pope. Thanks for sending it :kiss:

Always,
There was a time when I didn't think you had a sense of humor Litster
 
Dear annoying Litster.....

I write this with all sincerity. Your opinion does not matter to me.
I will not change to fit your mold. I have no control over the genetics which made me who I am. I like me just as I am. I shall NOT join your list of groupies. So keep those squishy hugs to yourself. Now go annoy someone else. Before I sweep you under the rug like dust.

Signed : Never to be yours Litster
(Well unless hell freezes over and I sell tickets to the ice skating event ):D
 
Dear Vacationing Litster,

I hope that you have a wonderful time away. You really deserve it. However, I will really miss you. I'll try not to forget you in the meantime. ;)

8 days isn't forever, right?

Signed,
Not able to fit in your luggage Litster :kiss:
 
dear litsters with mental health problems,

please stay away from me.
thanks a lot!

signed,
stability-seeking litster
 
Dear Curmudgeonly Mule,

I'm working on my de-curmudgeoning tricks. I'll be ready come November. ;)

Signed,

The Uncurmudgeonly Mulette
 
Dear Litster,

Kisses! And gropes, and sucks, and...anything.

Me
 
Dear Litster,

I honestly just need to go out with someone and feel special again. Maybe a tight hug or some snuggles?

Signed,
Not looking to get laid
 
Dear Litster,

I honestly just need to go out with someone and feel special again. Maybe a tight hug or some snuggles?

Signed,
Not looking to get laid

Dear not looking to get laid,

You are special and you deserve more than just the tight hugs and snuggles. Much more...

Signed,

Sincere Litster
 
Dear unsure of your marital status Litster...

Which is it ? You have proclaimed both divorced and married in recent post.

Your not quite that daft Litster :)
 
Dear Litster,

How can you make me want to poke you in the eye one second then wrap my arms around you and hug you as hard as possible the next?

Sincerely,

Smiling Like a Loon Litster
 
Dear Future Husband Litster,
It was pretty fucked up how we met... yet pretty fucking awesome.
I love you,
Litster in Bed with You
 
Dear Litster,

Thanks for getting me out of my funk last night.
You are very funny.

No longer pissy Litster.
 
Dear no longer pissy Litster,

How awesome am I for helping you out without even trying? I can't even remember interacting with you on the boards or sending you a PM last night. You're welcome and I'm glad you got out of your funk.

Not misunderstanding Litster :)
 
Dear might be put on the spot Litster...

If asked what your intentions are for me you might wanna leave out the part about the Coconut oil :)

Got your back Litster
 
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