Dear Litster......:

[pfflyerhot]

Dear Appreciative Litster
Thanks for bringing all the lovely fresh air in here. It's refreshing.
Signed,
Breathing Deeply Litster

 

[kimbalee]

Dear yummy,

They sell it at farmer's market and yes, it is yummy!!

Need to figure out how to make it

*sneaking in to interrupt*

Dear Needs to figure out how to make it Litster:

Kettle Corn Recipe

Mix 1/2 c confectioners sugar,
2 T granulated sugar, and
1 t Kosher salt in a bowl and set aside.

Add 1/4 c vegetable oil
to a large pot that has a lid.
Add 2 kernels of corn and listen for it to pop.

When it pops, lift the lid and add 3/4 c popping kernels and cover with lid.

Cook, shaking the pot occasionally until the popcorn starts rapidly popping.

Crack the lid and pour in the sugar mixture.
Cover again and cook, shaking the pot, until the popping subsides.

Enjoy!*

*Share only if you have to.


Glad she has Food Network Magazine Litster
(and their 50 different ways to make popcorn recipes)

 

[Kat73]

*sneaking in to interrupt*

Dear Needs to figure out how to make it Litster:

Kettle Corn Recipe

Mix 1/2 c confectioners sugar,
2 T granulated sugar, and
1 t Kosher salt in a bowl and set aside.

Add 1/4 c vegetable oil
to a large pot that has a lid.
Add 2 kernels of corn and listen for it to pop.

When it pops, lift the lid and add 3/4 c popping kernels and cover with lid.

Cook, shaking the pot occasionally until the popcorn starts rapidly popping.

Crack the lid and pour in the sugar mixture.
Cover again and cook, shaking the pot, until the popping subsides.

Enjoy!*

*Share only if you have to.


Glad she has Food Network Magazine Litster
(and their 50 different ways to make popcorn recipes)

Dear Recipe Finder,

Thank you, thank you!! I didn't realize it was that easy!!

Popcorn Fiend

 

[Treasured]

Dear Betty Crocker Litster


Thanks I am gonna write this one down.

Rushes to the kitchen litster

 

[PrissOff]

Dear 6/9 Litster,

You went too far the 1st time, and the 10th. And the 50th, and the 205th. That last time is exactly what it was. THE last time. I wish you well.

Signed,
Someone who forgave one time too many.

 

[kimbalee]

Dear Popcorn Fiend

There are many more where that came from.

Not even joking Litster



Dear Recipe Copying Litster:

No, I do not work for FN Magazine... but their 50 Ways to Make ( X ) every month is my very favorite part of the entire thing and well worth the subscription cost. Ever want 50 different recipes using a plain ole skinless, boneless chic breast? 50 No Bake Truffle recipes? 50 Flavored Popcorns? (Seriously!)

Remembering now to Renew Subscription Lister

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear 6/9 Litster,

You went too far the 1st time, and the 10th. And the 50th, and the 205th. That last time is exactly what it was. THE last time. I wish you well.

Signed,
Someone who forgave one time too many.

Dear Someone Who Forgave One Time Too Many,
I hate it when the fuckers do that! Your understanding deserves respect the first time.
Signed,
Now I keep better track of who and what I've forgiven...

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Now I keep better track of who and what I've forgiven,

Thank you. When you mess with selfish and self centered people, they do nothing but take advantage. Glad you're keeping track, now.

Signed,
Learning lessons as we speak

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Hurting Lady Litsters,

I'm sorry for your pain.

Signed,
Sister B.T.D.T. Litster

 

[Gyps33boi]

Dear unfamiliar litster,

Feel free to drop me a line. I don't bite.

Fun-loving (currently not sober) litster

 

[Thandi]

Dear Wanting Litster,

I wish we never had that discussion.


Hoping everything will be ok Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

We all make mistakes.

Mine was getting involved.

Never again, especially when it makes me look foolish.


Signed,
Nobody is perfect Litster.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Litster,
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwYrjXzwfHcLkZCpGYHTvAFuC_eECW8nOVVW7JXb7thlMiIiv6

Been there, done that, bought the book AND watched the movie.. Was dumb enough to think the sequel would actually live up to the trailers...
Alas, it was not.

Signed,
Currently Out of Fucks to Give and Most DEFINITELY Not Searching Online Anymore

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear Impeccably Dressed Litster,

*straightening your tie, running my hands over your shoulders, then down the lapels of your coat*

You're ready and you look fantastic!

*touching your cheek*

Go get 'em.

I'll be waiting right here.

*sweet smile*

Signed,

Proud and excited Me

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG Litster...

Maybe that fungus is a two way street.



Soon to be in single digits litster.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Dear Litster

Don't hate the playa, hate the game

Signed,

Amused In Texas

 

[Chance_G]

Dearest All Q's and no A's

Did you lose on Jeopardy?
I still don't know much about pot or snooker (although I was once snookered into 69 if you must know.)
Ahh time, it just keeps slipping slipping slipping...
Or maybe someone's keeping me up at night?
I found religion to be tiresome--there are much better uses for a Sunday morning on my knees.

Humming a merry tune Litster

Dearest Humming Litster,

You sure love to kiss 'n tell. So tell me, how does one get snookered into 69? That I must know. Perhaps if that someone wasn't keeping you up at night, religion wouldn't be so tiresome. Then again, you've been very creative with your knees. Did you get any knee pads for your birthday?

Santa Litster

 

[Gyps33boi]

Dear Restricted Litster,

Though I don't know you well, I wish that your husband would do the right thing and give you that experience. From what I hear, it is utterly mind blowing, and I wish you the best with it.

If not, I wish you all the best in finding a way of getting it elsewhere.

 

[NotHisLady]

Dearest Humming Litster,

You sure love to kiss 'n tell. So tell me, how does one get snookered into 69? That I must know. Perhaps if that someone wasn't keeping you up at night, religion wouldn't be so tiresome. Then again, you've been very creative with your knees. Did you get any knee pads for your birthday?

Santa Litster

Dear Santa Litster

Never in my life did I kiss and tell--kissing is boring and no one wants to hear about that.
What you don't know I can save for later so that other info you can have when you can get it out of me.
Granted having someone keep me up all night puts a dent in the beauty sleep but the someone is more than worth it--might say a religious experience all his own. Not one thing about it tiresome either.

Knee Pads? Please!!

Not a White House Intern Litster

 

[Gyps33boi]

Dear Santa Litster

Never in my life did I kiss and tell--kissing is boring and no one wants to hear about that.
What you don't know I can save for later so that other info you can have when you can get it out of me.
Granted having someone keep me up all night puts a dent in the beauty sleep but the someone is more than worth it--might say a religious experience all his own. Not one thing about it tiresome either.

Knee Pads? Please!!

Not a White House Intern Litster

One doesn't need beauty sleep if they are already a beauty...

 

[Gyps33boi]

Dear Deprived Litster,

(bear with me, I'm drunk)

I think you're really a sweet person, and I think that your life is the one you choose to live. I hope you feel like messaging me again, and don't think me too intrusive.

caring litster

 

[DarlingCunt]

Dear annoying Litster,

Stop messaging me. There is a reason I have not responded to your multiple messages that say the same thing.

P.S. What kind of a fucking message is "Mmmm daddy's home"?

Get your shit together and kindly fuck off.

Sincerely,

DarlingCunt

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Sorry. Bad idea.

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Oral Loving Litster,

Yeah, me too.
Now isn't soon enough.
Kneepads.
Sundress.

Signed,

A Bigger Oral Loving Litster.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Dear forgetful litster,

I have what you forgot, right here. When you remember where you left it, give me a buzz.

Signed,
Waiting litster