Dear Litster......:

[AnnaChristie]

Dear Litster on a Fishing Expedition,
I was not born yesterday and you are now aware of this.
In fact, I am a revenant.

~ Artful Dodger Litster

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Got Your Back Litster,

I suppose "Have carnal relations with her till she can't walk straight or sit on a chair" won't go over well, either...

Would I earn any points for honesty?



Signed,

Froggy Litster

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear blonde wavy hair Litster,

Wish I could see your eyes.

Thank you,

Curious Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear handsome hairy horny Litster,

Thanks. And no, it won't ever go away, not in a million years.

Still feeling it in my bones Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

My iPod was thinking about you tonight. Why is it that certain songs bring it all back? Taking Chances, Take on Me, Need You Now, The Walk. It did keep a smile on my face as I worked tonight. Thanks for the memories!

Never really over you Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Male Litsters,

<----- NO this is not a picture of me.
This is an image lifted straight from the tinterwebs.
Yes, it IS very nice, isn't it?
Yes, I'm sure the young lady in question would be flattered by your remarks.
(Only kidding.)
No, my arse is certainly NOT as good as hers.

Go fishing for wank-fodder elsewhere please.
Much luffs,
Alice x

 

[lacandy]

Dear Stalky LongTall Litster -

Three years ago today I sent that PM asking one simple question - "How Tall?" Who knew it would lead to what we've got three years later? Through everything we've experienced over the past three years, I can't imaging it being any different...and wouldn't want anything different.

I'll never regret taking that leap. You make my smile big and you make me so frustrated in turn...but I still love you...always will.

Thank you for being you and for letting me be me

Signed,

Just me

 

[elli1]

dear litster,

i saw that.

me

 

[funluvinaj]

Dear SG...

You have my mind racing with your proclamation of how it will be different next time... How you'll be more dominant... Demanding... Taking what you want.

I'm not quite sure you understand what that does to me.

I'm not sure I do.

Yours in any way you want Litster

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster -

You realize that's not cool, don't you? You realize it really pisses a person off, don't you? You realize that person is me, don't you?

Leaving it be Litster

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear S-H,

It's been over four months since I've heard from you. I still have all your emails. You were my muse, my teacher, and most importantly my friend. I know life was throwing you some curveballs - oh wait, you aren't a sports fan. Ok Superman, I know you've been knocked down by kryptonite, but you can't hang out in your fortress of solitude forever. Can you? Besides, I always saw you more like Batman anyways. Ya know, the guy with all the cool toys. I miss you like crazy.

Signed,

Your little fox

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Beloved Hiker,

Smile... I say SmILe... I say SMILE!!!!

Signed,

She who misses your beautiful smile

 

[snugglestruggle]

Dear Litster,

It was really good talking with you yesterday, I want you to know that . I'm sorry if I carried on a bit I'm still sorting that out.


Dear Friend Litster,

It's been almost 2 weeks since I last heard from you but it feels like a month. I wonder if that would surprise you?

 

[heartlessbytch]

Dear Inquiring Minds Require Information Litster,

Just because you send messages, crude and rude ones at that, does not require a response from me in any way. This is not my first time on the boards and it will not be my last time, it will however be the last time your demanding inquiries grace my recently turned back on pm's. However, thanks for the laugh with the idea of swapping a pic of your cock for a pic of my boobs.

Just when I thought it was safe to jump back in the pool, the slimy creatures slide out of their deep dark caves to prowl on the unsuspecting posters. My damn memory needs to get better.

SMH Litster on the search for some familiar faces

 

[sweetsophie512]

Dear Impatient Litster,

Let things unfold the way they should.

Let the universe determine where things should be.

I've never been able to predict the future correctly so I'm not going to start now. If I could, I'd start with predicting the lottery numbers and get filthy rich.

Signed,

Me.

 

[livnmylife]

Dear litster,

Thanks yours still the best.

cp litster

 

[emma_the_librarian]

Dear Litster,
Just like the song says:

Don't try to tell me it ain't what it is 'cause I'm good at the seeing the signs.
I'm good at reading between the lines.

 

[seth6138]

Dear We Haven't Met Yet Litster,

Let's spend Some time laughing, smiling and getting to know one another.

 

[madhu50]

Dear Litster
The if you are the sun will you accept me as the moon

 

[AnnaChristie]

Dear Litster With Swagger,
You utterly hilarious, sexy madman.
With your fancy wine, fast car, and your wicked, wicked ways.

Still Laughing Litster x

 

[Thandi]

Dear SMH Litster,

*Waving madly* familiar face here!!!

Remember there's only a small amount of asshat bottom feeders here,
(some of) the good ones are still around.
Don't be disheartened Darlin!

Missing you around these here parts.

((Hugging)) you bigtime Litster.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

dearestSMH.,

Its so good to see you post.

Love,
Me

 

[BrokenRomantic]

Dear "Dear Litster" Litsters,

I love reading these even though I don't know what provokes most of the posts. Most of the time, I can't tell what made you post what you posted or what brought that thought on, but thank you. I love reading these. Keep it up!

Thanks,

Me

 

[Treasured]

Dear Sandman,
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJGZTvomhbq7wPddp-DaTyNGaI8rz8llFcZFDWI2Sl_SGJw9VlUg

But I still love ya litster,

 

[straypuss]

Dear Lister.

Think carefully about what you are about to do next, examine it from every angle, size it up it in a measured way, get a clear perspective on it and then just do it anyway.