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Dear Daughter of mine,

As much as you hate me right now for making you clean your room, you will be glad to have a clean room when it's all said and done. I have done the "if you clean your room, or clean for so many minutes, I'll come in and clean that long too" game and it paid off for 2 weeks...before you trashed it again.

I know you're a kid. BUT you are more than old enough to take responsibility for your belongings. People (your dad, myself, your grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc..) have spent their hard earned money on the things you have. I am pretty sure they would be quite disappointed and disgusted to see it scattered all over the floor and trashed.

Maybe if I make you clean your room by yourself, maybe...just maybe you'll think twice about throwing your stuff on the floor.

I mean business....you will clean that room everyday until it's cleaned. If you do not have an adequate amount cleaned up each day, you will not be able to have t.v., computer, or itouch time.

I love you but I mean business.

Love,

Your mom

*Rolls Eyes* Flips hair turns and says WHATEVA MOM........
 
Dear Salesclerk:

When I come into a store, and ask for an item to be held for me I would appreciate that the price I'm quoted at the time would be the price I pay when I come back to purchase it.
I was told that the item was on clearance AND an additional 50% discount on the item would apply.
So when I come back to purchase the item, which is still a clearanced item and is the LAST item in the store of its kind then it is NOT unreasonable for me to expect that the price I was told would be the price I would have to pay.
I didn't expect that even tho it's the LAST item that I would suddenly lose the 50% additional savings. Yes I was able to save 15% b/c of being signed up for your stores text coupons, and yes I realise that you have a 14 day price adjustment policy, but the consolation is very little when I consider that I was told one price but instead paid another.

I'm sure you know what it's like to be on the opposite side of the counter as a customer. So I am certain you can understand why I hold the position I have.

Love your store, hate your policies :cool:
 
Dear X ,

I thought you were that nice and today I knew you are not , such a shame and so sad, I held you up on a pedestal....

Not that blind and not stupid at all
 
Dear eX,

Sign the stupid papers already, it's been almost a year, you ARE my ex with or without the papers, stop playing games damn!

Me
 
Dear Self,

Why did you look now? It's not tomorrow morning, so now you can fret and think about it all day - you are an idiot. It's over 1/2 gone and it's not even there yet.

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, cry a little (or a lot) and just accept it and try to make it through another week - also cross your fingers you have at least 20 to do what you're great at doing.

(hugs self)

~ love,
Me.
 
Dear Self,

Why did you look now? It's not tomorrow morning, so now you can fret and think about it all day - you are an idiot. It's over 1/2 gone and it's not even there yet.

Close your eyes, take a deep breath, cry a little (or a lot) and just accept it and try to make it through another week - also cross your fingers you have at least 20 to do what you're great at doing.

(hugs self)

~ love,
Me.

(((((RedHairedandFriendly)))))
 
:kiss: Thank you. :rose: :heart:

I'll take another too, if you have one handy and will collect it in the morning. :kiss:


((((((hugs))))) For you too, sleep easy and well.

~ Red

((((((((((((((RedHairedandFriendly))))))))))))....I have a room dedicated to hugs and they reproduce like rabbits. You can have as many as you like. :heart:
 
Dear Michigan/Michigan State Game Tickets,

Why must you be 225/a piece? :( Don't you know that I would LOVE to go that game? Please? Isn't that a mistake?

Signed,

Michigan's biggest fan.
 

((((((((((((((RedHairedandFriendly))))))))))))....I have a room dedicated to hugs and they reproduce like rabbits. You can have as many as you like. :heart:

Thank you very much. I will probably visit your room a lot over the next 24-48 hours. :rose: ((((((((hugs)))))))) :kiss:
 
Dear "Restricted" caller,

Why don't you identify yourself when you call me? I'm sure we could have a nice little conversation if you did.

If you are THAT concerned......talk to who ever it is you think you're protecting.

Until you can call me like a "normal" person, I will not be answering my phone anymore.

'kay, thanks.

Signed....not an amused sunnygirl
 
Dear Unamused,

I'm sorry. I thought the heavy breathing would turn you on. Forgive me. :eek:

Signed,

Hung up in Hillside.

:D
 
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