Dear X

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Unamused,

I'm sorry. I thought the heavy breathing would turn you on. Forgive me.

Signed,

Hung up in Hillside.

Dear Hung up in Hillside,

If it were you, call me back...I know we could have a good time.


Signed,

Bring it

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear "Restricted" caller,

Why don't you identify yourself when you call me? I'm sure we could have a nice little conversation if you did.

If you are THAT concerned......talk to who ever it is you think you're protecting.

Until you can call me like a "normal" person, I will not be answering my phone anymore.

'kay, thanks.

Signed....not an amused sunnygirl

Dear Not Amused,
I am so calling you restricted from now on.

~Smiling Angel~

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear Interviewer...

In four days it will be one month since I interviewed with your company. I understand that you want to get the right person for this vacancy, however per my last phone call it seems I'm only 1 of 2 individuals that you have interviewed.

I sincerely hope that you would notify me that I have been hired b/c as of now I hate my current job of filling out job applications for companies who lack the professional courtesy of notifying me if I'm being considered or passed over.

If I have been selected as the person you've hired it would be in your best interest to inform me via snail mail as a phone call would likely result in me shreaking w/ delight and also hurting your ears

I'm trying to be patient, positive and confident but I'm also getting tired of the not knowing.

~Me...

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Not Amused,
I am so calling you restricted from now on.

~Smiling Angel~

Dear Smiling Angel,

you won't be getting me then.

Signed,

Serious......

 

[availableslave2u]

dear dumb ass sister,
why can't you realize what a fantastic child you have? he's only in 1st grade and he's reading like a fucking champion. Yes, he stumbles on a word here or there, but my God, he does great! DO NOT belittle him for making small mistakes.

furthermore, your comment to him that you don't want to have a fat child, should have allowed someone to take that child away from you. do you know that he now sneaks food because you always yell at him. and einstein, not buying him bigger pants does not mean that he will quit growing. spend some money you cheap bitch. when even i can't get his pants buttoned because they're too damned tight, there's a problem.

don't think that you'll fix your insecurity problems by trying to be superior over your son. you keep treating him like this and he'll wind up with your insecurities. you don't realize how lucky you are to have such a beautiful, funny, smart, healthy child. fall to your knees every night and thank God. do whatever you can to make him excel in life. don't try to hold him back because you're afraid he's going to surpass you. he already has.

signed,
so furious with you i can hardly see straight sister

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear McDonald's worker,

Thank you for giving allowing me to give my children a mini lesson in business ethics tonight. You seemed quite frazzled. I know, I've been there. But you still need to do your job right.

I was understanding when you told me I didn't give you enough change. I asked you to recount, and you still came up short. SO I asked you to please give me my change back so I could show you.

However, you did not give me my change back...after I paid. Yes, it was only 2 cents. But it wasn't about the fact it was only 2 cents. It was about the fact that you should have given me my change back.

When my daughter said to me, "Mom it's only 2 cents. Can't we just go?" I was able to explain to her that it doesn't matter if it's 2 cents or 2.00. If someone gives you more than what they need to, you need to give them the change back.

I then was able to explain that if she did that with every customer that went through, and say it was 25 cents, with just 10 customers, 25 cents each...she would make 2.50.

I did not make your manager give me the 2 cents. but I did inform him of the mistake. I hope that your night got a little less stressful.


An understanding customer.

 

[TexasWife25]

Dear X,
I miss you. Even if I seem fine, dont ever doubt that I am missing you. Do whats right for you, but know I cant and wont ever try to replace you.

- someone who loves you.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear X,

It pains me to know that you are sad right now. I wish I had the magic wand to make you not sad. I hope you know how much I love you and will always be here to do whatever I can do to make things better/easier for you.

Love, Your Mother.

 

[MrBiggs69]

Dear software designing douche,

You're not cool bro, I am a fucking programmer and you wanna tell me how to do my job. Thats why my coding worked first try, and you were sitting on my phone talking to ecommerce. AhhahahHa you fuckers make me laugh, I run circles around you cock sucks. Yeah, I don't drive a porche like you do but at least I can actually do my job. You can't even write a code without asking me or calling a third party. You are worse than fucking customers and they are pretty heavy in douchebaggery.

Get fucked kid,

Me

 

[Lycan]

Dear Oil Companies,

fuck you! I'd eat you but you'd taste like greasy, greedy, fatty white meat.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Bitch that made my friend cry:

You're so lucky I am 3000 miles away.

Angrier than usual

 

[Sensualdreamer]

To the lady I met tonight...

You thoroughly shocked me when you apologised for staring at me. I wasn't even aware that you were staring at me, but then you complimented me by saying you found my dress style amazing and that you thought I was beautiful. I was completely taken off guard by your compliments, but it has caused me to smile just a little brighter!

I just wanted to say that talking w/ you was rather nice, and thank you for the bright spot you were in my day

Slightly blushing Me

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear Everyone,

It's silly I know but I got into a conversation with Steve's sister on FB and she called me 'Sis' I was cheesing so bad after that!

Love,

A Cheesy 'Sis'

 

[NeonKnickers]

Dear Self,

Stop. Trimming. Your. Own. Bangs.

Sheesh.

 

[SweetlyJanee]

Dear Self,

Stop. Trimming. Your. Own. Bangs.

Sheesh.

Too funny, NK!

I'm sure it looks fine, sweetie...we are our worst critics.

 

[NeonKnickers]

Too funny, NK!

I'm sure it looks fine, sweetie...we are our worst critics.

It looks really pretty when I leave my glasses off.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Printer - right now, you really are being a bit of a twat. It's not the best timing so please keep up...you've got a couple of years of this yet....

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Printer - right now, you really are being a bit of a twat. It's not the best timing so please keep up...you've got a couple of years of this yet....

Dear little one talking to her printer....tis you who put the K before the ink

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Dear Other Half ,

Remember that I have given you 200 % of my time, so if I say lets go attend the birthday party of your godson, stop giving me a hard time & just shut your anti-socialness & and tag along, coz I know when we get there
(after a bottle of beer), you will be smiling like a big buffo

Your loving wife

 

[availableslave2u]

dear friend,
there are no words to express my sadness on the passing of your beautiful 13 year old daughter. to say it's not fair is an understatement. my God, what i wouldn't give to bring her back for you. what she has taught all of us in the last 15 days is astonishing. she was an angel here on earth. God must have needed her more than we did. please don't think you bothered me when you called me in the middle of the night last night. i was honoured that you called. my friend, you can call me anytime. as i told you last night, i will come over and sit with you if you need me. i don't care if you just sit there and breathe, i'll sit and breathe with you. my heart goes out to you, your wife, and your two other daughters who are hurting so much. God bless you all.
signed,
sad and hurting with you

 

[Lily13]

dear friend,
there are no words to express my sadness on the passing of your beautiful 13 year old daughter. to say it's not fair is an understatement. my God, what i wouldn't give to bring her back for you. what she has taught all of us in the last 15 days is astonishing. she was an angel here on earth. God must have needed her more than we did. please don't think you bothered me when you called me in the middle of the night last night. i was honoured that you called. my friend, you can call me anytime. as i told you last night, i will come over and sit with you if you need me. i don't care if you just sit there and breathe, i'll sit and breathe with you. my heart goes out to you, your wife, and your two other daughters who are hurting so much. God bless you all.
signed,
sad and hurting with you

Omg I'm so sorry to hear this. How devastating!!! You are a great friend.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

dear bf,

i said i would give this relationship a shot, but im afraid ive made a mistake. i dont know how much longer i can do this. my thoughts, my feelings, my heart... they are all for you... not her. you guys brought me in wanting a third but at that point, you and i already had a bond. feelings had already developed between us. ive tried to feel something for her and thought i had there for a while, but whatever those feelings were are gone.

so now im left with a choice... keep these thoughts and feelings to myself and hope to want her the way i want you, or rip your marriage... your family apart and lose everything...

~torn

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear girlfriend of my daughter's friend,

I know you didn't really like talking to me tonight. The look and body language said it all. I don't know what your issue was...unless it was b/c your boyfriend, the father of my daughter's friend, was talking to me. Yes...we were reminiscing and talking about people we knew back in the day.

Or maybe it was b/c he kept touching me....my arm...or he'd come up and put his hand on my head or arm on my shoulder. It is not my fault. I was not flirting with him nor was I touching him. I did give him a side hug when we left....like a friend..would.

I admit I engaged in conversation with you, b/c I knew you didn't want to talk to me....and I knew you couldn't ignore me with out looking like an ass to your bf. hehe.

You don't have to worry about anything.......

signed,

I think you need to stop being so insecure.....

 

[respeito]

dear woman in the tahoe,

i'm not exactly certain what makes you think that you are so important that you put your life and the lives of others in danger by texting while you drive. perhaps you have a strong desire to have 4500+ pounds of metal wrapped around your body, i don't know. i do know that your actions - completely selfish. you might as well have been knee deep in a bottle of vodka while driving, for all i'm concerned. do you realize that you could have driven the length of a football field in the few seconds your eyes were not on the road and on that phone instead? that's not an encouraging thought when you consider what could happen in that amount of time.

what is so crucial that it can't wait until you get to your destination? following tweet updates on the kardashians? playing angry birds? here's a word you can use: asystole. and no, it's not a city in italy.

it would be ideal if you (and the countless others who practice this distracting activity) would think of the safety of the other living individuals that you could potentially harm, since obviously you don't give a frog's behind about your own. you're not the accomplished driver you think you are, your reflexes are not that instantaneous; the results of your behavior could be calamitous.

let's take your precious cell phone out of the equation for a moment: would you ever go down the highway and close your eyes for five seconds? think about it, tahoe.

disgusted that i have to share the road with people like you,

respeito

 

[availableslave2u]

Omg I'm so sorry to hear this. How devastating!!! You are a great friend.

thank you lily. just being a friend, that's all.