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BradBigBrain
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That's all!?
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That's all!?
WolfsButterfly
Mrs. Steve
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Dear X
I am having naughty thoughts and you are not here.
Naughty-thought-haver
I am having naughty thoughts and you are not here.
Naughty-thought-haver
Sensualdreamer
~Queen of Tease~
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Dear white guy w/ dreadlocks...
Don't address me as "Shorty"! Regardless of the fact you're not saying I'm short it sounds fucking stupid to be called "shorty" by a guy who is shorter than me!
Oh and lose the dreadlocks b/c it seriously makes you look like you're wearing a dirty string mop on your head
Needs eye bleach litster
Don't address me as "Shorty"! Regardless of the fact you're not saying I'm short it sounds fucking stupid to be called "shorty" by a guy who is shorter than me!
Oh and lose the dreadlocks b/c it seriously makes you look like you're wearing a dirty string mop on your head
Needs eye bleach litster
flirtygirly
♡♡ Snuggle-Matrix ♡♡
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Dear Snugglebuns:
I've missed our snuggles, kisses, closeness, etc. Your stubbornness is bringing me down. I know my thoughts and feelings, and have shared that and more with you. I feel like you're holding back because you're afraid of hurting me. But that is just frustrating you further. Id rather know your true thoughts and feelings instead of you hiding them and hurting yourself. All I ask for is pure honesty. Yes, it may hurt, but will be less hurtful in the end for me.
Love you immensely,
me
I've missed our snuggles, kisses, closeness, etc. Your stubbornness is bringing me down. I know my thoughts and feelings, and have shared that and more with you. I feel like you're holding back because you're afraid of hurting me. But that is just frustrating you further. Id rather know your true thoughts and feelings instead of you hiding them and hurting yourself. All I ask for is pure honesty. Yes, it may hurt, but will be less hurtful in the end for me.
Love you immensely,
me
goodgurlgetsbad
Literotica Guru
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Dear white guy w/ dreadlocks...
Don't address me as "Shorty"! Regardless of the fact you're not saying I'm short it sounds fucking stupid to be called "shorty" by a guy who is shorter than me!
Oh and lose the dreadlocks b/c it seriously makes you look like you're wearing a dirty string mop on your head
Bwahahahahaha
you crack me up boutrosboutros
Former Secretary-General
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Dear Self,
Do not eat that entire Easter egg. You're 30 now and you can't eat whatever you want without it having an effect on your waistline any more.
Cheers.
Do not eat that entire Easter egg. You're 30 now and you can't eat whatever you want without it having an effect on your waistline any more.
Cheers.
availableslave2u
naturally moist
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dear siblings,
seriously? seriously? neither one of you can watch mom on wednesday evening so i can go to my friend's daughter's services? i don't ask for much at all. it's not like i want to go bar hopping. my friend needs me. that's why he's been calling and talking to me all the time. please pull your heads out of your asses and help me before i go ballistic.
signed,
more than frustrated sister
seriously? seriously? neither one of you can watch mom on wednesday evening so i can go to my friend's daughter's services? i don't ask for much at all. it's not like i want to go bar hopping. my friend needs me. that's why he's been calling and talking to me all the time. please pull your heads out of your asses and help me before i go ballistic.
signed,
more than frustrated sister
kendra1980
book writing :)
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oh sweet one, I am so sorry. I have the walk through at the new house at 6...when do you need to be at the service?
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear John at Home Depot,
While I appreciate your hitting on me and giving me the best paint available lots cheaper than I was supposed to get it, it cracked me up the way you CLAMMED up when Nat walked onto the scene.
Thanks for making my day and saving me a good deal of dough.
K
While I appreciate your hitting on me and giving me the best paint available lots cheaper than I was supposed to get it, it cracked me up the way you CLAMMED up when Nat walked onto the scene.
Thanks for making my day and saving me a good deal of dough.
K
newbiebabe
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Dear X,
You really are the most annoying...
Sigh,
Me
You really are the most annoying...
Sigh,
Me
TheSilverLining
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Virtual
s for Janey (and her left ovary) xDear making me sit and wait in the rain eX,
I don't care.
I just sit here and read porn.
In your face. Me. (no kisses)
Spicy Southern Belle
A Touch of Spice
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Dear son,
I love you. I love helping you with this project that is due tomorrow. I, however, am not going to make your presentation board FOR you so could you please attempt to focus a little and help me out here. I know it would be more fun outside playing with your friends but sometimes we have to make sacrifices. I'm certainly sacrificing some of my sanity helping you today.
Your loving but frustrated mom.
I love you. I love helping you with this project that is due tomorrow. I, however, am not going to make your presentation board FOR you so could you please attempt to focus a little and help me out here. I know it would be more fun outside playing with your friends but sometimes we have to make sacrifices. I'm certainly sacrificing some of my sanity helping you today.
Your loving but frustrated mom.
Sensualdreamer
~Queen of Tease~
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Dear SH...
I'm SO freaking excited for you!!!! Congrats on making the 2012 Olympic Team I hope you succeed and I'll be wishing you all the best
Me
I'm SO freaking excited for you!!!! Congrats on making the 2012 Olympic Team
I hope you succeed and I'll be wishing you all the best Me
RedHairedandFriendly
Too much red on Red?
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Dear Janey -
I had my left one removed and am thinking of having the right one taken too. You have my thoughts and prayers.
Red
annie_gun
Really Really Experienced
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dear hot guy,
putting a girl you just met into your facebook update is kind of weird and kind of cute. introducing her to your cock blocking backhanded complimenting best bud, not a good idea. your clothes confused me, i'm not sure what your fashion statement was. i know, my clothes probably looked weird to you.
i liked your smile and that you used the word waxing. i liked the look you got when your best friend lied about your age and your generational off spring. i liked the smirk you gave me when i took potshots at your friend.
i doubt i'll see you again but if i do, no fashion statements and leave your friend at home.
confused but intrigued,
annie
putting a girl you just met into your facebook update is kind of weird and kind of cute. introducing her to your cock blocking backhanded complimenting best bud, not a good idea. your clothes confused me, i'm not sure what your fashion statement was. i know, my clothes probably looked weird to you.
i liked your smile and that you used the word waxing. i liked the look you got when your best friend lied about your age and your generational off spring. i liked the smirk you gave me when i took potshots at your friend.
i doubt i'll see you again but if i do, no fashion statements and leave your friend at home.
confused but intrigued,
annie
Sensualdreamer
~Queen of Tease~
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Dear SC
You knew from the very start when you met me that I was NOT interested in any sort of relationship w/ you beyond a platonic friendship.
Yes I know that you were hurt by my decision, but you also said that you had gotten over it. You
admitted that you didn't like my decision, but that you had accepted it.
What I don't understand is that if the above is true, why were you trying SO hard to get a reaction from me at the gun range tonight?
What was your reasoning for making your lady friend so damn insecure that she became clingy -unless that was the reaction you wanted.
If you thought that by introducing me to your latest lady friend that I would suddenly become jealous of her b/c she's w/ you you're mistaken.
Not interested past friendship...Me
You knew from the very start when you met me that I was NOT interested in any sort of relationship w/ you beyond a platonic friendship.
Yes I know that you were hurt by my decision, but you also said that you had gotten over it. You
admitted that you didn't like my decision, but that you had accepted it.
What I don't understand is that if the above is true, why were you trying SO hard to get a reaction from me at the gun range tonight?
What was your reasoning for making your lady friend so damn insecure that she became clingy -unless that was the reaction you wanted.
If you thought that by introducing me to your latest lady friend that I would suddenly become jealous of her b/c she's w/ you you're mistaken.
Not interested past friendship...Me
IsabellaKing
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Dear Person who took it upon themselves to return our mail to sender, even though I left you our address and instructions on how to forward it to us.
You're a selfish, supercilious, self righteous, Daily Mail reading bastard who didn't look further than the fucking great pimple on the end of your stuck up nose.
Person who doesn't fit into your stereotypical view of society and therefore must be up to no good
Me
You're a selfish, supercilious, self righteous, Daily Mail reading bastard who didn't look further than the fucking great pimple on the end of your stuck up nose.
Person who doesn't fit into your stereotypical view of society and therefore must be up to no good
Me
availableslave2u
naturally moist
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dear fickle feline,
i am really not liking your new idea of waking me up at 4:15 in the morning. i don't find it funny at all. since you won't quit knocking stuff off the nightstand and the dresser, i have to come out in the front room. i've tried shutting the bedroom door, but you sit there and yowl and i don't need you waking mom up. i especially don't like it when you start playing and get too excited and decide to try to bite. you were a stray when we took you in. if you don't change your ways, you'll be a stray again soon.
signed,
cranky cat owner
i am really not liking your new idea of waking me up at 4:15 in the morning. i don't find it funny at all. since you won't quit knocking stuff off the nightstand and the dresser, i have to come out in the front room. i've tried shutting the bedroom door, but you sit there and yowl and i don't need you waking mom up. i especially don't like it when you start playing and get too excited and decide to try to bite. you were a stray when we took you in. if you don't change your ways, you'll be a stray again soon.
signed,
cranky cat owner
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear Sore Throat,
I need more sleep. I think this is some evil ploy of yours to stay around longer. Keep K up hacking and coughing with a sore throat all night and you get to vacation in my body longer.
Ha! The jokes on you. I'm going to take nyquil tonight, fall into oblivion and rest your sorry keister away!
YOU SUCK.
I need more sleep. I think this is some evil ploy of yours to stay around longer. Keep K up hacking and coughing with a sore throat all night and you get to vacation in my body longer.
Ha! The jokes on you. I'm going to take nyquil tonight, fall into oblivion and rest your sorry keister away!
YOU SUCK.
fungatorgurl101
Sawxsome Princess
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Dear Fellow Litster with a Sore throat -
I feel your pain as I also feel like a walking Nyquil Ad..... If the weather would decide if it wants to be hot or cold we may not have this issue!!!....... I hope you the sleep you need to feel better cause I ventured into the land of Nyquil induced sleep and while it was nice I woke up
... Heading to the pharmacy later for some big guns AND Orange Juice.*cough-sniffle* Litster
kendra1980
book writing :)
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Dear Fellow Litster with a Sore throat -
I feel your pain as I also feel like a walking Nyquil Ad..... If the weather would decide if it wants to be hot or cold we may not have this issue!!!....... I hope you the sleep you need to feel better cause I ventured into the land of Nyquil induced sleep and while it was nice I woke up
*cough-sniffle* Litster
Dear Big Gun Getting Sicko,
If they work, let me know. I'll go get some too.
Feel better.
Fellow Sicko
TexasWife25
Porn Buddy
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Dear Bacon Man,
Last night was delicious.
Last night was delicious.
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NorthRockJohnson
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Dear boobs,
Thank you for all the good times I've had. Sure, you're a handful sometimes, and sometimes you're hard to find but you're always there when I need you. At least in video form.
Love,
The NRJ
Thank you for all the good times I've had. Sure, you're a handful sometimes, and sometimes you're hard to find but you're always there when I need you. At least in video form.
Love,
The NRJ
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