Dear X

[cowslinger64]

Dear Manager:

Its a restaurant. Its late at night. We're gonna have people come in, sit down, then decide its too late to be eating a full damn meal. I left them alone for 5 fucking minutes tops to read the menus. Don't take it out on me. Seriously, you way overreacted last night. I think an apology is in order.

Someone yelled at those boobs?


I'll kill em!!!

 

[WolfsButterfly]

Dear Mother Nature,

I'm still waiting for you to leave.

A Semi-Patient 'Girl'

 

[Lycan]

Dear Vampires,

You suck!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Interviewee from the Talent Panel Yesterday,

I don't think you got the job, nor do I think you deserve it.

Holy Attitude Woman....a word of advice? You will never get a job with an attitude like that. Your attitude is a choice...you should choose another.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dearest Friend -

While I love you like a fat kid loves cupcakes.... YOU just wear me out with your everything happens to me stance. It's a new job it takes a while for Direct Deposit to go through WHY would you depend on that to happen when you KNOW better. WHY do you insist on being part of a Club that is just drama filled when you already have enough drama as it is. And I love you dearly but your son doesn't need meds, he needs his Mom to quit dwelling on some stupid motorcycle club drama and sit down with him and do his homework and things at night. I have told this all to you politely POSSIBLY I should just tell you bluntly next time.

Much love and kisses

Your friend that will be there no matter what cause you know too much about me

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear X,

'Nother holiday coming up and your already starting your shit. It gets so as I dread holidays. Pity, I used to love them. I guess thats what we'll be teaching the kids. I love you, but you really suck for doing this shit.

Signed,

Damage Controller

 

[EbersMoll]

Dear out-sourced API development team,

Why, oh why, oh why did you do that!?

Grrrrr!

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear puppy,

I am sorry you have a fluffy tail, but I'm starting to like it, but at the same time I can hear all the other dogs in the neighborhood laughing too.

From,

Your owner who paid for you to look like that way.

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

Dear bun in my oven,

I love you and cant wait til you enter this world... mainly because that will mean the end of pelvic pain and heartburn.

You're in pain yet loving mother

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear 10,000th post,

Sure why not.

Signed,

Fuck it. I am ready to come back but not to the extent as the other time

 

[Minalick]

Dear 10,000th post,

Sure why not.

Signed,

Fuck it. I am ready to come back but not to the extent as the other time

Baby steps sweetpea.
It's all good.

 

[IhateClowns]

Baby steps sweetpea.
It's all good.

Taking deep breaths. Just stuck my big toe into the lit pool and fuck if it isn't frigid.

 

[Minalick]

Taking deep breaths. Just stuck my big toe into the lit pool and fuck if it isn't frigid.

Stick your whole sexy foot in and twirl it around a bit.
I'm sure it'll warm up soon.

 

[IhateClowns]

Stick your whole sexy foot in and twirl it around a bit.
I'm sure it'll warm up soon.

I can't swim. Hold my hand?

 

[Minalick]

I can't swim. Hold my hand?

Can I hold something else?
As to what you are thinking.....
If your fishing rod is any good, you might be able to catch me.

 

[IhateClowns]

Can I hold something else?
As to what you are thinking.....
If your fishing rod is any good, you might be able to catch me.

My rod does have a built in hook. I don't need stink bait to catch you though do I?

 

[Minalick]

My rod does have a built in hook. I don't need stink bait to catch you though do I?

No stink bait required.
A swinging cod and a good jib is always a good start.

 

[IhateClowns]

No stink bait required.
A swinging cod and a good jib is always a good start.

Somewhere WalkingEagle just came in his designer jeans

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear 10,000th post,

Sure why not.

Signed,

Fuck it. I am ready to come back but not to the extent as the other time

Welcome back.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Mister You,

Maybe you'll read this and maybe you won't. But if you do, know that I'm okay. I'm graduating next week. I've got a huge adventure ahead of me, and though I'm scared I know it will turn out well. Most importantly, thank you for everything you gave me- and know that I don't hold against you what you couldn't give me. I miss you and I hope you are happy

FP

 

[DoRaMe]

Maybe you'll read this and maybe you won't. But if you do, know that I'm okay. I'm graduating next week. I've got a huge adventure ahead of me, and though I'm scared I know it will turn out well. Most importantly, thank you for everything you gave me- and know that I don't hold against you what you couldn't give me. I miss you and I hope you are happy

FP

I have missed you sooooooo much! I am so glad to see you here.

 

[MollyDolly]

I have missed you sooooooo much! I am so glad to see you here.

Oh, hey there you! I've missed you too! I should never have stayed away this long!

 

[Cashern]

Dear Ex,

I love you, I'll probably always love you. I broke up with you because you were hurting me and because I couldn't support you through your depression and watch you slowly kill yourself while you didn't take care of you're diabetes. I broke up with you because you used me as your emotional punching bag. I broke up with you for a lot of reasons, and I did it in a shitty way and for that I'm sorry.

I still want to be with you, I really do I know that now. However that doesn't mean that I'm going to let you abuse me this time. I am tolerant I am strong, however there are some lines that shouldn't be crossed and I won't LET you or myself cross them. You say you want to move in with me, but I'm "chaining you" and making you feel guilty for even talking to other men. You get mad at me for this. Then you get angrier still when I become distant when I don't tell you how much I want you because then I'll be chaining you again.

I had it up to here with you the other day when you messaged me about how "we" forgot to pay YOUR phone bill. Its not my responsibility to make sure you take care of your shit. I pay my bills every month. You're an adult you want to be alone and have responsibility then be on your own and TAKE some fucking responsibility and don't blame me when you fuck up.

The bottom line is you've given me no reason to trust you these past few months, so I'll continue to be your friend I'll continue to love you and to want you but I'll put you under my file for DNP. I won't ignore you I'll be there, but I also am not going to make a move anymore to improve our relationship its in your court go figure out what you want and fix your own life before you start tampering with mine I've got enough without your drama.

Sincerely,

Heartbroken, and basically done trying
-C

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Lady at Work That Thinks Being Cruel to Others is Enteraining,

So they called you into the interview for the new candidate and you "grilled her so bad she looked frustrated and near tears" what pleasure does this give you?

You are so hard. People in the office are coming up with names for you and I won't participate in that. I just don't understand your motivation. This woman was qualified for the job but you wanted to belittle her ... for what? They had you come in and that, you unthinking being, compromised the interview process because they didn't call you in to do this to any of the other 5 candidates.

Well guess who is now seeking an attorney and a law suit. Yep, you did yourself and us a big old favor.

You make me sad, but your glee at what you did disgusts me.

Shame on you

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Daughter,

OMG! Really 154 people from facebook! And you know them all!?! Are you crazy!! You better be working the corner to cover the cost of this graduation party!!

From
A mom with a mind that just got blown