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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear lance_gt
(((Hugs))) Hang in there.
From,
a RedHairedandFriendlyFriend.
(((Hugs))) Hang in there.From,
a RedHairedandFriendlyFriend.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Daughter #2,
I don't understand how when I know I was in the right, you still manage to make me feel like an ass. YOU were the one that should have told me all the details before I said "no." IF you had told me everything that I just now pried out of you, then maybe I wouldn't have shot the party down with one word, but you didn't.
Yes --- Why? is a big general question, but your "I don't know" is a big general answer one that told me you knew no details.
So now that I have pried the details from you and you've cried and I've cried aren't you so thrilled you get what you want? Because through the tears, and making me more upset, you still had a mom that maintained her composure and good sense enough to see all the information laid out in front of me and then grant you permission to go to the party.
But remember this in the future, IF you want something, you need to give as much information as you are able before you ask the all important question: Mom, may I?
Love,
Mom
PS - - - A thank you would have been very much appreciated.
I don't understand how when I know I was in the right, you still manage to make me feel like an ass. YOU were the one that should have told me all the details before I said "no." IF you had told me everything that I just now pried out of you, then maybe I wouldn't have shot the party down with one word, but you didn't.
Yes --- Why? is a big general question, but your "I don't know" is a big general answer one that told me you knew no details.
So now that I have pried the details from you and you've cried and I've cried aren't you so thrilled you get what you want? Because through the tears, and making me more upset, you still had a mom that maintained her composure and good sense enough to see all the information laid out in front of me and then grant you permission to go to the party.
But remember this in the future, IF you want something, you need to give as much information as you are able before you ask the all important question: Mom, may I?
Love,
Mom
PS - - - A thank you would have been very much appreciated.
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Dear Facebook Friends,
I know you may have thought this morning, when I stated I was unfriending anyone who shared another "Choose Jesus" or "Like this cancer baby" picture, that I was joking. Please know, while you are no longer my friend on facebook, Im willing to not extend that to real life.
Your no longer has a wall of facebook spam friend
-me
I know you may have thought this morning, when I stated I was unfriending anyone who shared another "Choose Jesus" or "Like this cancer baby" picture, that I was joking. Please know, while you are no longer my friend on facebook, Im willing to not extend that to real life.
Your no longer has a wall of facebook spam friend
-me
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someoneyouknow
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Thank you very much! How is your educational adventure going? I hope you are learning much and very happy
Completed last year, hasn't helped a bit.
As I say, the last thing an employer wants is someone who knows what they're doing.
Salud!
kendra1980
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Dear Old School Acquaintance that has Found me on Facebook,
I see that you have no hidden the photos of your wife from me. Between that and how you keep telling me how pretty I was in school, and how you think I am prettier yet now, I finally caught on. FLIRT.
You really need to work on your game. I'm typically oblivious, but Nat knows of your missives and confirms my suspicions.
Please just be my friend and stop this silliness. Thank you, and it's nice to see you kept your hair
I see that you have no hidden the photos of your wife from me. Between that and how you keep telling me how pretty I was in school, and how you think I am prettier yet now, I finally caught on. FLIRT.
You really need to work on your game. I'm typically oblivious, but Nat knows of your missives and confirms my suspicions.
Please just be my friend and stop this silliness. Thank you, and it's nice to see you kept your hair
MollyDolly
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You're telling me! At my last supervision I told my supervisor I'm looking for either a new field or a supervisory position because I can't take orders in this field anymoreCompleted last year, hasn't helped a bit.
As I say, the last thing an employer wants is someone who knows what they're doing.
Salud!
It will be good for you- I keep hoping mine will!
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Dear Old Testament God,
Holy fuck. You were one mean motherfucker back in the day. The more I read about you the more I wonder if you were some kind of alien, only you hooked up with Moses instead of Will Smith.
~ The Bible in One Year reading dude
Holy fuck. You were one mean motherfucker back in the day. The more I read about you the more I wonder if you were some kind of alien, only you hooked up with Moses instead of Will Smith.
~ The Bible in One Year reading dude
Sensualdreamer
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Dear stbx
You know I struggle w/ sleep and thank you ever so much for barging in and waking me up less than 3 1/2 hours after I fell asleep. Rousing me w/ the words of "the phone" and nothing more really didn't register. Further why the fuck couldn't YOU take care of whatever issue there was, oh that's b/c you're a fucking dumbass and you need ME to do it for you
Your stbx Me
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Dear company I interviewed with
At this point I'm so very tempted to go to your office in person, and request my application for employment be w/drawn. It would be my way of saying FUCK YOU! You don't even have the damn decency to reply to an email so really why the fuck would ANYONE want to work for your company? The main thing that stops me is that I need the job; I'm qualified, I'm not a quitter, and I don't want you to have the satisfaction of winning. The only question I have is simply were I to be interested in becoming member - would it really take your company two MONTHS to decide if they wanted my business? Yeah didn't think so How about getting your fucking thumb out of your ass and hire me
Pissy interviewee
You know I struggle w/ sleep and thank you ever so much for barging in and waking me up less than 3 1/2 hours after I fell asleep. Rousing me w/ the words of "the phone" and nothing more really didn't register. Further why the fuck couldn't YOU take care of whatever issue there was, oh that's b/c you're a fucking dumbass and you need ME to do it for you
Your stbx Me
~~~
Dear company I interviewed with
At this point I'm so very tempted to go to your office in person, and request my application for employment be w/drawn. It would be my way of saying FUCK YOU! You don't even have the damn decency to reply to an email so really why the fuck would ANYONE want to work for your company? The main thing that stops me is that I need the job; I'm qualified, I'm not a quitter, and I don't want you to have the satisfaction of winning. The only question I have is simply were I to be interested in becoming member - would it really take your company two MONTHS to decide if they wanted my business? Yeah didn't think so
How about getting your fucking thumb out of your ass and hire me Pissy interviewee
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Dear You Guys,
Today is going to be a really good day. I can feel it.
Signed,
The Perpetual Optimist
Today is going to be a really good day. I can feel it.
Signed,
The Perpetual Optimist
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BradBigBrain
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Dear You Guys,
Today is going to be a really good day. I can feel it.
Signed,
The Perpetual Optimist
Well, that's damn good to hear.
BuckyDuckman
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Dear Wife,
Stop yelling at our daughter! I'm getting damn tired of playing referee between the two of you. One of you has to be the grown-up and I nominate you. She 18 + 3 days, give her a fucking a break, calm the fuck down, and try talking to her like a person, okay?
Thank you.
Stop yelling at our daughter! I'm getting damn tired of playing referee between the two of you. One of you has to be the grown-up and I nominate you. She 18 + 3 days, give her a fucking a break, calm the fuck down, and try talking to her like a person, okay?
Thank you.
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BradBigBrain
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Dear X....
I take it back. I'd miss you.
Me.
You'd need to aim better. :rimshot:
Pinktacokitty
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Dear World....
Thank goodness I know you owe me nothing, makes life a bit easier!!!!!
Happy and I know it so I will clap my hands.
Thank goodness I know you owe me nothing, makes life a bit easier!!!!!
Happy and I know it so I will clap my hands.
RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Dumbass Substitute Teacher,
You are so lucky you didn't say that to my daughter! Had you --- you, I, her, and your boss would have had a meeting in the office, where you would have been forced to apologize to her.
I do hope the parents of the young girl you did say "I always like it when a girl is on her knees in front of me" in front of as she was working on picking up some papers off the floor - do hear about what you said and you lose your flippin' job.
Young women and men get enough sexual innuendo jokes from their peers, they do not need it from dumbass adults that can't keep their libido in check for 8 hours!
Signed,
Lucky to not be getting a visit from me Mom.
You are so lucky you didn't say that to my daughter! Had you --- you, I, her, and your boss would have had a meeting in the office, where you would have been forced to apologize to her.
I do hope the parents of the young girl you did say "I always like it when a girl is on her knees in front of me" in front of as she was working on picking up some papers off the floor - do hear about what you said and you lose your flippin' job.
Young women and men get enough sexual innuendo jokes from their peers, they do not need it from dumbass adults that can't keep their libido in check for 8 hours!
Signed,
Lucky to not be getting a visit from me Mom.
fungatorgurl101
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Dear Individual that lives in my house -
I am about to shank you. You're not funny. You piss me off more than you make me happy and honestly you are working my last nerve. We have house guests I need your help not you being a smart ass and your constant push back.
Bout to bring the Smack Down
I am about to shank you. You're not funny. You piss me off more than you make me happy and honestly you are working my last nerve. We have house guests I need your help not you being a smart ass and your constant push back.
Bout to bring the Smack Down
Miles Long
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RedHairedandFriendly
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Dear Young Man who was just at my house,
If I were single - and you were 21 - we'd have way too much fun together.
I'd teach you a lot of new things that would blow your mind. Not to mention I may just pull a little Domme on you.
From,
That MILF you flirt with a lot.
If I were single - and you were 21 - we'd have way too much fun together.
I'd teach you a lot of new things that would blow your mind. Not to mention I may just pull a little Domme on you. From,
That MILF you flirt with a lot.
Spicy Southern Belle
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Dear Liquor Store Clerk,
I know you were probably being nice when you said you had to check my ID to make sure I was old enough. I know your reaction to my actual age was probably just you trying to make me feel good. It worked. Thank you for making me smile. I needed that.
From,
That woman who is definitely old enough.
I know you were probably being nice when you said you had to check my ID to make sure I was old enough. I know your reaction to my actual age was probably just you trying to make me feel good. It worked. Thank you for making me smile. I needed that.
From,
That woman who is definitely old enough.
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