Dear X

[cowslinger64]

Dear Husband With Dry, Neglected Wang,

We're in a polygamous marriage and you're going to get upset about her dating someone? Really?

Also, I was naked last night. You went to bed. What's up with that?

Signed,
Unfulfilled Wife One of Two (or Three)

Dear Unfulfilled..


Umm... of course I am. You expected different? You dont know me at all!!!!

If I recall correctly, you were NOT naked. You also didn't have the runway lights on so I'd know whether or not to land. Or where to to land. Can you really blame me?


Flying Around In The Air In Circles Looking For Your Landing Strip Husband

 

[neakman]

Thanks for your concern....he's been an ex for a while and we're just friends who care for each other and he just still feels entitled . There's no hurt involved.

About the fish....uhhh...hell yea

OSOW......do you need me to beat somebody up??

 

[o_so_wet]

OSOW......do you need me to beat somebody up??

hehe..... I can handle it ... but thanks

 

[cowslinger64]

dear choco-tini guy...

thank you for surprising me and asking to go out again!! I'm looking forward to time with you no matter what we do... so long as it involves staring into those amazing blue eyes and getting one of those crazy yummy kisses.... and maybe cuddling and listening to some more indigo girls... so random... so cool.

sincerely...
i told you i was a lightweight![/QUOTE]

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Dear Lightweight..


Indigo Girls? Are you totally sure this is a GUY? Did you feel around for "his" wang?


Skeptical In Buttfuck

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

i told you i was a lightweight!

Well, not in the chest area. bwaahahhaa

I'm sorry you caught a flake too, hun. You deserve better. What the fuck is wrong with people lately?

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Unfulfilled..


Umm... of course I am. You expected different? You dont know me at all!!!!

If I recall correctly, you were NOT naked. You also didn't have the runway lights on so I'd know whether or not to land. Or where to to land. Can you really blame me?


Flying Around In The Air In Circles Looking For Your Landing Strip Husband

Dear Flying Husband,

So it's okay for you to have multiple wives but not for the wives to have multiple men? Yeah, that's fair.

You're right. I was in panties. So almost naked. Geez. A minor technicality. And if you don't know where to land (or how to use the landing gear), then we have much bigger issues at hand than who's dating who.

Signed,
Seriously Concerned About My Husband

 

[njoyndesire]

Dear Lightweight..


Indigo Girls? Are you totally sure this is a GUY? Did you feel around for "his" wang?


Skeptical In Buttfuck

i know... i know!!!! I was just as surprised... but yeah... i felt it... it's real...

Well, not in the chest area. bwaahahhaa

I'm sorry you caught a flake too, hun. You deserve better. What the fuck is wrong with people lately?

ass!!! *hugs you tight* fuck 'em... they don't deserve us anyway!!

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Flying Husband,

So it's okay for you to have multiple wives but not for the wives to have multiple men? Yeah, that's fair.

You're right. I was in panties. So almost naked. Geez. A minor technicality. And if you don't know where to land (or how to use the landing gear), then we have much bigger issues at hand than who's dating who.

Signed,
Seriously Concerned About My Husband

Dear The Light Bulb Finally Came On


Of course thats what I'm saying.. Geez!! I shouldn't have to explain this now...

It was dark...I wasn't wearing glasses and I think I might have been next door. Oops!!


Signed... Ready To Land Tonight, My Arms Are Tired From All The Flapping

 

[cowslinger64]

i know... i know!!!! I was just as surprised... but yeah... i felt it... it's real...



I don't know...they can be made to look soooo real


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNW1BM9a2KkS17lsxAuOwv82_eWTIOpM3SZWiOURY8PvfAkbWv

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear The Light Bulb Finally Came On


Of course thats what I'm saying.. Geez!! I shouldn't have to explain this now...

It was dark...I wasn't wearing glasses and I think I might have been next door. Oops!!


Signed... Ready To Land Tonight, My Arms Are Tired From All The Flapping

Dear Ready to Land,

Well now that we've got that settled and it's clear as mud...

Tonight I will be naked. Put on your damn glasses. Don't get lost. Don't go next door. Figure it the fuck out and don't disappoint me cowboy. I'll be waiting.

Signed,
Wife One of Two (or Three)

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Ready to Land,

Well now that we've got that settled and it's clear as mud...

Tonight I will be naked. Put on your damn glasses. Don't get lost. Don't go next door. Figure it the fuck out and don't disappoint me cowboy. I'll be waiting.

Signed,
Wife One of Two (or Three)

Dear Bossy...

That was kinda hot... I think "it" moved. We better hurry.


Signed, Gotta Get It All In By Midnight Tho

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Bossy...

That was kinda hot... I think "it" moved. We better hurry.


Signed, Gotta Get It All In By Midnight Tho

Dear Midnight,

There is a timetable now? Do you turn into a pumpkin?

Signed,
Thinking I Should Have Gotten a Prenup

 

[IamTom42]

Dear X,
Please be an adult, think about who you're hurting and accept reality. Or just crawl off and die somewhere...either one.

 

[njoyndesire]

I don't know...they can be made to look soooo real


https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNW1BM9a2KkS17lsxAuOwv82_eWTIOpM3SZWiOURY8PvfAkbWv

you just aren't right.

i'll take my chances... he kisses great ...

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Young Men in the Grocery Store Who Were Ogling My Breasts,

Yeah. I heard you. When one of you were describing to the other three which chic had the "killer rack", it was easy to figure out.

By the way? Thanks. I totally needed that today.

Signed,
Likes To Be Ogled On Occasion Litster

 

[janeyl]

Dear Colleagues,

For the love of all that you hold dear please learn not to hit "reply to all"!!!

Thankyou

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear Asset Management Department,

How many people and how many times does it take to count the same computer? If you're going to keep crawling under my desk, at least do something useful down there!

Signed,
Using the Same Computer as Yesterday

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law,

Tomorrow you marry my sister and that means you're family and I love you. You're a brother to me now and I'm here for you whatever you need. You're a good guy and I'm proud to call you family.

But I will not hesitate to go Godfather on your ass. If you ever hurt her I will fucking murder you.

Love,
Your Slightly Protective Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law

 

[littlelovedove]

Dear Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law,

Tomorrow you marry my sister and that means you're family and I love you. You're a brother to me now and I'm here for you whatever you need. You're a good guy and I'm proud to call you family.

But I will not hesitate to go Godfather on your ass. If you ever hurt her I will fucking murder you.

Love,
Your Slightly Protective Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law

Dear Godfather-type
Awwww..........will you be my brother too? I may need that kind of protection from time to time.

 

[Sundayschild]

Dear people going through tough times

It WILL pass (I'm in 2 cruddy situations at the moment so sympathise) - don't let the bastards drag you down! Or live, for that matter.

M

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law,

Tomorrow you marry my sister and that means you're family and I love you. You're a brother to me now and I'm here for you whatever you need. You're a good guy and I'm proud to call you family.

But I will not hesitate to go Godfather on your ass. If you ever hurt her I will fucking murder you.

Love,
Your Slightly Protective Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law

That means you will be in a monkey suit????

We might need pics.

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Godfather-type
Awwww..........will you be my brother too? I may need that kind of protection from time to time.

Look if you want me to murder someone for you just come right out and say it.

That means you will be in a monkey suit????

We might need pics.

I will not be in a monkey suit, but I will be wearing my best suit.

 

[littlelovedove]

Look if you want me to murder someone for you just come right out and say it.



I will not be in a monkey suit, but I will be wearing my best suit.

Wear the monkey suit and I'll call with details.

 

[Miles Long]

Wear the monkey suit and I'll call with details.

No one is wearing a monkey suit, so it would look weird if I wore one to the wedding. Lol

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law,

Tomorrow you marry my sister and that means you're family and I love you. You're a brother to me now and I'm here for you whatever you need. You're a good guy and I'm proud to call you family.

But I will not hesitate to go Godfather on your ass. If you ever hurt her I will fucking murder you.

Love,
Your Slightly Protective Soon-To-Be Brother-In-Law

Such a good brother.