Dear X

[sunshinegirl05]

Look if you want me to murder someone for you just come right out and say it.



I will not be in a monkey suit, but I will be wearing my best suit.

Pictures. I don't care what you are wearing. If you are dressed up in a tux...or suit...or hell...I'd even go for your birthday suit.

 

[SweetMystery]

Dear STBX,

You really have no clue, do you? It shouldn't take a dozen texts between us when I ask you to pick up your child at the sitter's. I don't have to explain to you why I'm not available. It is your time with him. You're supposed to pick him up anyway. I only bring him to you because it is pitiful to watch him sitting around waiting for you to show up. And when you have half a day off...and he knows it...why do you make him wait until after 6:00 pm? Do you know how that makes him feel?

Be careful. He's getting a much clearer picture of why we are all not together any more. Soon he may not want to have this time with you. Try to enjoy it instead of shortening it every chance you get.

Sincerely,
Mama Bear Protecting Her Cub

 

[arnoldlane84]

Dear Angry Kid,

I know I have to spend three full days in a van carrying out safety inspections with you, so I'm not exactly thrilled with the idea of it either. I am much less thrilled with the idea of dodging 70+mph traffic to inspect safety barriers in the central reserve, but hey, that's our job.

If you don't like it, do the decent thing and leave, like you've threatened to for so long.

Signed,

Needs A Break From It After Only A Month Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear former whatever it is that you did for me,

It was a week or so ago and I was struggling to make it work and you weren't. I felt really bad, but you couldn't have cared less. I was mad and you couldn't have cared less. Now I have a new guy. I'm happy as hell. I'm still stressed and won't be any less stressed until the middle of next week, but this is going to be so much better.

~ BBB

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear former whatever it is that you did for me,

It was a week or so ago and I was struggling to make it work and you weren't. I felt really bad, but you couldn't have cared less. I was mad and you couldn't have cared less. Now I have a new guy. I'm happy as hell. I'm still stressed and won't be any less stressed until the middle of next week, but this is going to be so much better.

~ BBB

ah, you found ryan did you?

 

[lexieredefined]

Dear Meddlesome Friend,

What gave you the right? You crossed a line. You think it's funny, but I'm not laughing. I've actually learned quite a bit from this, including just how much you think of me.

Signed,
Your Angry, Hurt and Considering Dropping the 'Friend' Friend

Dear Ex Asshole Boyfriend,

There is a reason your my ex. Now please go back into what ever hole you crawled out of and stay there. I've been doing just fine without you in my life and will continue to do so.

Signed,
The Girl Who Got Tired of Your Shit

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Dear Boss,

There's a difference between educating and empowering people versus controlling them. In the former, you get great team members filled with vitality who are excited to come to work and motivated to be creative. In the former, you end up with mindless clones who will do the least they can to collect a paycheck until you decide to give the check to someone else.

I don't blame X for quitting. Or X2 for staying as far away as she can. And you don't know this, but X3? She already has a job waiting for her.

Great job, asshole.

Me.

 

[ladylizzy]

Dear Boss,

There's a difference between educating and empowering people versus controlling them. In the former, you get great team members filled with vitality who are excited to come to work and motivated to be creative. In the former, you end up with mindless clones who will do the least they can to collect a paycheck until you decide to give the check to someone else.

I don't blame X for quitting. Or X2 for staying as far away as she can. And you don't know this, but X3? She already has a job waiting for her.

Great job, asshole.

Me.

Sounds all too familiar to me.

 

[Treasured]

Dear X Y and Z

Ya'll made me laugh at your innterogation today, Do you all know how stupid you sounded.

I guess you will have to wait and see how this game plays out and then make your own mind up. Just in case you didn't notice, I have made my decision already and have enjoyed this game.

Smug sista

 

[Treasured]

Dear STBX,

You really have no clue, do you? It shouldn't take a dozen texts between us when I ask you to pick up your child at the sitter's. I don't have to explain to you why I'm not available. It is your time with him. You're supposed to pick him up anyway. I only bring him to you because it is pitiful to watch him sitting around waiting for you to show up. And when you have half a day off...and he knows it...why do you make him wait until after 6:00 pm? Do you know how that makes him feel?

Be careful. He's getting a much clearer picture of why we are all not together any more. Soon he may not want to have this time with you. Try to enjoy it instead of shortening it every chance you get.

Sincerely,
Mama Bear Protecting Her Cub

Dear Mama Cub,

I was in that same place this weekend. It was an eye opener for my cubs.
They said they no longer want to spend time with the grizzly Bear
Kids figure out real quick where they are welcomed and wanted and where they aren't.

Mama and her happier bear cubs.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Women everywhere,

Ladies, I love you. Seriously, you're all beautiful in your own unique ways (most of you anyway).

Me? I'm a nice guy. I'm talented. I've done lots of cool, unique stuff over the years. I'm attentive. I'm decent looking, been going to the gym (got a ways to go but I've got it going on). I'm a generous lover. I've been told I'm pretty awesome at oral. And I'm ready to blow someone's back out.

So what's the problem exactly? And to the sane ones out there...can at least a few of you move to Houston?

BLAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH

fuck it,

NRJ

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Olive Garden Breadsticks,

What the fuck happened to you?

Signed,

Everything is going to hell in a handbasket

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Dear Olive Garden Breadsticks,

What the fuck happened to you?

Signed,

Everything is going to hell in a handbasket

Houston women, breadsticks...I'll tell you brother, it's all going south.

ALL of it!

 

[Miles Long]

Houston women, breadsticks...I'll tell you brother, it's all going south.

ALL of it!

I don't want to live in a world without good Houston women or OG breadsticks!

 

[newbiebabe]

Houston women, breadsticks...I'll tell you brother, it's all going south.

ALL of it!

hmm... well if it's going south, it's bound to be in Houston at some point. Keep your eyes open!

 

[IhateClowns]

Houston women, breadsticks...I'll tell you brother, it's all going south.

ALL of it!

Yeah pretty much is. I could play the drums with my lunch today. Houston women are quite odd. They think they are all that but when you take the paint sprayer off their face you see that most of them look like saddle bags.

Used to live there so I understand

 

[Aurantica]

Dear douchebag boss:

Your habit of wearing sunglasses 24/7 indoors, and at night does not make you cool. It makes you look like a loser.

Verbally abusing a staff member because she cant spot the damn garbage bags when you bought a different looking box and put them in the damn kitchen, not dry storage does not make you cool, it makes you a loser.

Sitting down to eat a meal with your family in front of the girl who is working a 12 hour shift without food to cover your wife's ass because she " forgot" her black clothes and not offering her even a side of fries, instead demanding she fetch you your drinks? That make you a fucking lowdown cheapass scumbag.

Pawning YOUR work off on the same girl who's already closing the whole damn store including vacuuming the whole bloody restaurant? That's just plain lazy.

When I quit I plan to report you.

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear douchebag boss:

Your habit of wearing sunglasses 24/7 indoors, and at night does not make you cool. It makes you look like a loser.

Verbally abusing a staff member because she cant spot the damn garbage bags when you bought a different looking box and put them in the damn kitchen, not dry storage does not make you cool, it makes you a loser.

Sitting down to eat a meal with your family in front of the girl who is working a 12 hour shift without food to cover your wife's ass because she " forgot" her black clothes and not offering her even a side of fries, instead demanding she fetch you your drinks? That make you a fucking lowdown cheapass scumbag.

Pawning YOUR work off on the same girl who's already closing the whole damn store including vacuuming the whole bloody restaurant? That's just plain lazy.

When I quit I plan to report you.

dear aurentica's boss,
you do sound like a jack ass. i wish i knew where you were and who you were so i could come in and make you run and fetch.

i hope you do report him aurentica

 

[Noor]

Dear people going through tough times

It WILL pass (I'm in 2 cruddy situations at the moment so sympathise) - don't let the bastards drag you down! Or live, for that matter.

M

Good to know.

Thanks!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Ultrasound Technician,

Your dour face made today's experience a little more nerve inducing. Are you typically dour or did you see something that made it more so.

Fretful




Dear Used to be Love...

5 more? That's a lot of poop scooping!

*smiling because I know you don't give a care*




Dear Clinic in Chicago,

Monday...please.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear God...

I don't understand why...

Dear BR -

I don't know you. I never met you but I know that my friend was happy w/ you. She saw something special in you, and I'm glad that you found her. I'm just sad knowing that your plans of happily ever after didn't turn out. In many ways I want to be upset w/ you, b/c had you not run through a red light both you and my friend would still be alive...but how can I be upset at someone who's died? I guess the only comfort I can find in this is that you were w/ the one you loved, but even that's a pathetic consolation. I didn't know you but may you rest in peace


Dear JSR - You once told me life is too short to spend it being unhappy. I'm so very sorry about your heartache, but I was proud of you for moving forward. Your happiness and your new found love was beautiful to see. I knew you were excited about the future. I just didn't realise that you would be taken so quickly. I am not sure what God's plan is in all of this, but I have to trust that there was a reason. If that reason was that you finally found love and it was as strong as death that you couldn't live a day w/o him - then as sad as I am at your death I have to think you died in the arms of the one you loved and who loved you best. RIP my beautiful sweet friend


Dear RR -

I know you'll never see this. It was only days before that you were telling your friends to "pick" between you and your ex-wife. A true friend would NOT force mutual friends to pick sides. That you would do so shows a level of petty immaturity. I was both a friend to you and your ex-wife.
I bet if you could you would turn the clock back. I bet you wish you would've tried harder to be the man she deserved...It's too late to profess and proclaim your love Now all you have left is her memory, and the regret of how you treated her will haunt you for the rest of your life. As upset as I am you have my sympathy.


Emotionally broken Litster.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear mind
Where is you?

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear old school PGers,

Where did you go? I know why. I just wish you all would come back.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear old school PGers,

Where did you go? I know why. I just wish you all would come back.

*nods*

 

[raiguy]

Dear dumb bitch,

Don't drop all your shit on me expecting me to forget what you did. Whatever the the parasitic relationship we had during school is over. Don't ask me to help you, come crying to me, or any other crap. I'm done with your shit, and currently have better things to smell like than the crap a lying bitch carries around.

Sincerely,
Tired of being used and fed up with your shit