Describing the taste of semen

[Bramblethorn]

like a Semenary, then?

I don't wanna be buried
In a pet Semenary

 

[NoTalentHack]

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Talky Toaster here! Talky’s the name, toasting’s my game!

 

[MargotPayge]

Sometimes my hubby's is actually spicy-hot, because he loves spicy-hot foods.

Is that really why? My Significant other's leaves a slightly spicy taste as well. He doesn't eat spicy foods, generally. But there is a slight 'burn' afterward. Not unpleasant and not even as hot as a mild pepper. But definitely noticeable.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Talky Toaster here! Talky’s the name, toasting’s my game!

Where would all the calculators go?

 

[stickygirl]

The words phew and yuck come to mind—the gross taste of rust and dung combined, with an odious hint of piss and the pungent flavor of nasty sweaty ball sack.

*shudders* Personally I try to block the thought of prostate but swallow hard to avoid the taste. I've never tried oysters.

To be fair women taste very different through their cycle, but I'm sure Professor Honeydew has all the adjectives he needs there.

 

[ganmao]

My wife describes my sperm as slightly spicy and makes her tongue a little bit numb, just like the effect of anise on the cooking ...
But this is due to my southern Asia diet and I believe it should not be very good .... she likes, though...

I wasn’t sure if this would be best posted to Author’s Hangout or the Fetish group. I’m working on a story and I’m looking for positive and neutral words that can be used to describe the taste of semen. My favorite positive word may be “savory.” It just has a positive vibe to me. However, I don’t want to be too repetitive with this word in my story. What other words can you suggest to describe the taste, scent, or mouth-feel of semen that are positive or somewhat neutral? Before anyone makes the suggestion, I’m not afraid of doing my homework.

Here is my working list:

Positive:
Savory
Creamy
Slippery

Neutral (mostly):
Bitter
Salty
Metallic
Pungent
Alkaline

Negative:
Slimy
Gooey
Gross

 

[Handley_Page]

I wasn’t sure if this would be best posted to Author’s Hangout or the Fetish group. I’m working on a story and I’m looking for positive and neutral words that can be used to describe the taste of semen. My favorite positive word may be “savory.” It just has a positive vibe to me. However, I don’t want to be too repetitive with this word in my story. What other words can you suggest to describe the taste, scent, or mouth-feel of semen that are positive or somewhat neutral? Before anyone makes the suggestion, I’m not afraid of doing my homework.

Here is my working list:

Positive:
Savory
Creamy
Slippery

Neutral (mostly):
Bitter
Salty
Metallic
Pungent
Alkaline

Negative:
Slimy
Gooey
Gross

It may depend upon what he's eaten recently.
I read one report where his bird loved it because he liked Curry.

 

[stickygirl]

The OP ought to pop over to LGBTQI because half the threads wax lyrical about it. Personally I've found it easier to swallow the stuff for the look of surprise on his face initially. After that, it's tidier and saves on tissues. I don't do the mystic gift from my man routine - if he's had a smashing orgasm, it makes me happy too.

 

[Escierto]

The OP ought to pop over to LGBTQI because half the threads wax lyrical about it. Personally I've found it easier to swallow the stuff for the look of surprise on his face initially. After that, it's tidier and saves on tissues. I don't do the mystic gift from my man routine - if he's had a smashing orgasm, it makes me happy too.

It’s tough to swallow? Bad taste?

 

[yowser]

"But the sperm?" He made a face. "Can't taste good, can it?"

"It's not so bad. Remember your first sip of beer? Maybe your dad let you sample a taste when you were a kid?"

Roger laughed. "Yep, I do. Never thought I'd ever like the stuff. 'An acquired taste' my old man said."

 

[BusDee276]

Not the best taste ever!

 

[Swuchmann]

Different textures and tastes depending on the cock. All good.

 

[stickygirl]

It’s tough to swallow? Bad taste?

If I can swallow without it touching the sides, it's good. Breast milk is the only bodily secretion that is intended to be consumed. Maybe I'm missing out on a rare delicacy, but like the thread about pineapple on pizza, I'm not going to police other people's tastes

 

[Escierto]

If I can swallow without it touching the sides, it's good. Breast milk is the only bodily secretion that is intended to be consumed. Maybe I'm missing out on a rare delicacy, but like the thread about pineapple on pizza, I'm not going to police other people's tastes

It’s strange that you mention breast milk. I have tasted breast milk from a couple of women and that’s really the closest thing I can compare to my girl’s cum. Her cum is slightly thicker and less sweet than breast milk but it’s the only thing I have thought of so far to match it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

We have that in common.

Not the same kind of woman, baby. The woman I love wouldn't, couldn't love you back.

 

[MillieDynamite]

*shudders* Personally I try to block the thought of prostate but swallow hard to avoid the taste. I've never tried oysters.

To be fair women taste very different through their cycle, but I'm sure Professor Honeydew has all the adjectives he needs there.

Our diet doesn't affect the flavor as much as our hygiene habits. Nothing smells worse than pussy with fifteen kinds of men's cum in it. Except maybe, one with more than fifteen kinds. I'd never taste pussy with men's cum inside. Just no, NOOO!

 

[lc69hunter]

Reading the comments, and the disparity in the answers about the taste, texture, etc, makes me a little more understanding of the wives and girlfriends that would like their husbands/boyfriends to have to taste it, either from the source, or shared.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Reading the comments, and the disparity in the answers about the taste, texture, etc, makes me a little more understanding of the wives and girlfriends that would like their husbands/boyfriends to have to taste it, either from the source, or shared.

“Hon, does this taste funny to you?” Pro-level challenge.

 

[MrPixel]

“Hon, does this taste funny to you?” Pro-level challenge.

"Yeah. You're such a clown."

Anyway... mine has that distinct chlorine smell which sort of burns my nose every time. My wife doesn't do BJs -- neither of us are very oral -- so I can't poll her about it.

What we do have are locust trees on one of our properties. When they bloom roughly late spring, they have a very distinct cum smell. She calls them "cum trees" these days. It's good for a chuckle or two, but, yeah, no doubt about it.

 

[DrHappy]

Linden trees

I don't think that I've encountered an Linden tree anywhere I've lived in the US. I had to look it up.

 

[DrHappy]

The OP ought to pop over to LGBTQI because half the threads wax lyrical about it.

Thanks for the suggestion.

 

[MrPixel]

Linden trees

Ohgawd. I said "locust trees". No, you're absolutely right. We have three linden trees on our property. "Locust" is the name of the street. I'm an idiot. And the trees definitely smell like cum when they blossom.

 

[ChloeTzang]

rotfmao. Such diversity of opinion. Well, that and the "swallow or spit" dilemma that we come face to....well, whatever....with.

Several fluids combine with sperm to make semen, and each of those fluids influence the way it tastes. The sperm passes through the vas deferens and into the ampulla - where an antioxidant that develops in mushrooms is produced. This may give semen a slightly mushroomy taste. The ampulla also adds fructose which may create a sweeter taste. When a guy ejaculates, more bodily fluids are added from the prostate gland and seminal vesicles. This also alters the taste and smell. The alkaline content gives it that bleach like smell too. Strong-tasting vegetables like cauliflower, broccoli, garlic and caffeine may make semen taste or smell unpleasant, but on the other hand, pineapple, oranges and other sweet fruits may make it taste sweeter. Healthier diets are more likely to produce better tasting semen that’s less bitter.

Semen can have a bitter taste because it is an alkaline - and eating acidic foods could change the taste. Being hydrated or dehydrated also has an effect on the taste of semen. The more hydrated you are the milder the taste will be. Personally, I guess like a lot of girls, I started out on blowjobs before I graduated to full-on sex, and I actually rather like the taste of cum - except for smokers. I have only ever dated one guy that smoked, and he got one blowjob and that was it. His cum tasted pretty bad. Your semen reflects your diet - just as with body odor. So if a guy smells good, or in fact, delicious, the taste of his cum usually reflects this. If he drinks a lot beer, his cum probably tastes like Budweiser. LOL.

Of if you want your guy's cum taste a little better, feed him a good balance of fruits and vegetables, cut back on processed foods, meat and dairy products (that sour milk scent and taste is pretty noticeable too). Don’t smoke, and avoid asparagus. Drinking plenty of water should help, too. And remember that almost any fruit (think pineapples, melons, berries, peaches, etc.) can increase the sperm’s natural fructose and glucose levels, thereby rendering it tastier. Yum yum! Even the herbs that spice up your cooking can help spice up things. Peppermint, spearmint, cinnamon, and parsley improve the taste of semen, too. You can even try foods that have chlorophyll — such as spinach or celery — to improve the taste.

On the flip side, there are definitely foods that your guy should avoid if he wants you to swallow it all anytime soon. Red meat, dairy, and broccoli hall make semen pretty unpalatable. Other no-no’s include caffeine, tobacco, and alcohol, which cause semen to taste even more bitter than it already is. Now, keep in mind that the effects of these dietary changes won’t occur overnight, or from one meal to the next. (So if your himself is looking for a blowjob tonight and he wants you to swallow, eating pineapple slices before doing the deed won’t do the trick at all.) It can take days or even weeks for his semen to start to improve its flavor. But when it does, it might make that next serving of cum taste a lot better. His cum sure isn't going to taste like a bowl of ice cream, but it will taste a lot sweeter than it did before!

Another useful tip for the swallowee - the further you can get his cock into your mouth (while still breathing), the less likely you are to taste anything. The simple reason is that the back of your mouth has a lot less taste buds, and when his cock is way in, you can swallow more quickly and easily because his cum will go straight down rather than glue itself to your tongue. On the other hand, go that route and you risk choking and having it coming out our nose. Not the best experience in the world, she says knowledgably. LOL.

If all else fails, have a bottle of ice cold champagne handy and after your guy does what guys do when the culminating moment of the blowjob comes and you opt to swallow rather than go for a full facial or a spray and pray (that it doesn't get in your hair), go for a big swig of champagne from the bottle (that way the bottle will be all yours coz he's unlikely to share after that lol).

 

[ElectricBlue]

One girlfriend gave me nutmeg early in an evening. Another, apricot juice. Others just liked my natural taste, I guess.

 

[Filipinawife]

Men taste different mostly bitter.