Describing the taste of semen

[MargotPayge]

I'm in a mood this morning. Everything seems funny. I've been working on that stupid sonnet I said I was done working on. And everyone who says English isn't made for iambic pentameter... is right.

The salty taste of cum, my tongue’s reward
For polishing his brave and brawny sword.


My apologies. I fell back to salty again.

 

[AlinaX]

About his shaft my tightened lips
With gliding sweeps and tender nips
Did worship - that mischievous toy
That's brought so many such wondrous joy
Till with a great and viscous spurt
Of pepper-flavoured... yoghurt?
My face was splashed, my tongue defiled
"Now come," I said, "let's make a child!"

 

[Athalia]

Weirdly, although I love the smell of cum, I HATE the taste—like “make me gag” hate.

My experience is that, once a man is on the point of actual ejaculation, he doesn't really give a damn where it ends up. I'd suggest foregoing the blow job and converting it to a hand job at that point. Or keep a bowl and a bottle of mineral water handy.

The taste is astringent, like licking a deodorant stick. It has a tang without being tangy.

“Mushrooms dipped in swimming pool” is good!

That's not a bad description, actually, especially for the smell. I'd add a touch of sweetness, but of course you can't smell "sweet."

 

[TimDEnchanter]

A female author here described it as having the same taste as a fresh, warm, soft, salty, German pretzel... Especially after her SO put mustard on his Wurst.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Wurst descriptions ever

A female author here described it as having the same taste as a fresh, warm, soft, salty, German pretzel... Especially after her SO put mustard on his Wurst.

 

[Swuchmann]

Taste varies from cock to cock. If they are balls deep in my throat I only feel the warmth and there is no taste.

 

[burgwad]

Whose cum it is + who's tasting = how it tastes.

Or, to be a little less figurative:

[Cummer's diet, build, age, libido, vibe, personality] + [Cummee's arousal levels, imagination, thirst/hunger, experience with cum] = how it tastes.

 

[Swuchmann]

Whose cum it is + who's tasting = how it tastes.

Or, to be a little less figurative:

[Cummer's diet, build, age, libido, vibe, personality] + [Cummee's arousal levels, imagination, thirst/hunger, experience with cum] = how it tastes.

I agree. Cum comes in as many tastes as they are cock types. My experience is I have enjoyed the many loads I have swallowed over the years.