Describing the taste of semen

[Imperfect_Guy]

Sometimes my hubby's is actually spicy-hot, because he loves spicy-hot foods.

Gives hot sauce a new meaning.

 

[stickygirl]

I don't think that I've encountered an Linden tree anywhere I've lived in the US. I had to look it up.

I'd heard the name before, probably in literature, so I looked it up too. Turns out it's the ubiquitous Lime tree that adorns so many urban streets in the UK. Trust @onehitwanda to educate us wiv culture innit. She's so classy, even her trees have poetic names.
Google informs me that in some countries, the Linden tree is regarded as a divine presence and a link between life and death. Trust men to suggest a tree that smells of jizz is sacred

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Is that really why? My Significant other's leaves a slightly spicy taste as well. He doesn't eat spicy foods, generally. But there is a slight 'burn' afterward. Not unpleasant and not even as hot as a mild pepper. But definitely noticeable.

How much plain old black pepper does he season food with?

 

[Escierto]

Men taste different mostly bitter.

Have you had any with sweet tasting cum?

 

[MargotPayge]

How much plain old black pepper does he season food with?

Well, he does like black pepper. But I never made a connection. It doesn't seem like that much. Honestly, I don't spend the day thinking about how to make his cum taste better. LOL We've talked about it afterward. Especially if I kiss him after. But we've never planned our shopping around it. Maybe we should?

 

[Escierto]

Well, he does like black pepper. But I never made a connection. It doesn't seem like that much. Honestly, I don't spend the day thinking about how to make his cum taste better. LOL We've talked about it afterward. Especially if I kiss him after. But we've never planned our shopping around it. Maybe we should?

Would you suck and swallow more if it DID taste better?

 

[MargotPayge]

Would you suck and swallow more if it DID taste better?

The question is: would I do it less if it tasted worse? Depends on how much worse, I suppose.

 

[Imperfect_Guy]

Is that really why? My Significant other's leaves a slightly spicy taste as well. He doesn't eat spicy foods, generally. But there is a slight 'burn' afterward. Not unpleasant and not even as hot as a mild pepper. But definitely noticeable.

It's good that it's not unpleasant and hopefully you've acquired a taste for a bit of pepper.

 

[Swuchmann]

Many times when the top cums he is ball deep in my throat. No taste just the sensation of a warm fluid going down my throat.

 

[KachinaDoll]

I told a friend recently that my husband's is like warm plain yoghurt and is virtually tasteless.

Apparently, her husband's tastes of salty gone-off milk. Yuk.

 

[alohadave]

Breast milk is the only bodily secretion that is intended to be consumed.

The one time I had a taste, it was surprisingly sweet.

 

[MillieDynamite]

This statement begs the question, cum or breast milk?

The one time I had a taste, it was surprisingly sweet.

 

[Swuchmann]

Depends on the situation. Breast milk has a great taste. Cum is also great tasting with probably a greater variety of tastes.

 

[alohadave]

This statement begs the question, cum or breast milk?

Breast milk. Cum never had a taste that was notable to me.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Breast milk, no contest. Just tastes like milk, funnily enough. Sometimes more creamy than others.

A gentleman of my acquaintance agreed with me that cum tastes of salt and vinegar crisps, then wondered why I wasn't a huge fan.
I don't like vinegar. The spouse generally has fish fingers and chips when I'm out, so he can douse them in vinegar without my leaving the room.

 

[bimale1980ca]

Men taste different mostly bitter.

Been the case for me too. Bitter or salty.

 

[GrushaVashnadze]

I always think it smells like the chlorine at swimming pools,

Yes. Is there an adjective for this? "Chloriney"? (I had trouble with this is one of my stories.)

 

[Athalia]

Guys, all you have to do is pump some jizz out and give it a taste. Then you can write about it with authority.

As for my experience, taste is all over the map, while smell tends to be more consistent... a sort of mushroom farm aroma. I'm more conscious of what its texture is: creamy, watery, slimy, and so on. Lots of variation there, too.

 

[onehitwanda]

I'd heard the name before, probably in literature, so I looked it up too. Turns out it's the ubiquitous Lime tree that adorns so many urban streets in the UK. Trust @onehitwanda to educate us wiv culture innit. She's so classy, even her trees have poetic names.
Google informs me that in some countries, the Linden tree is regarded as a divine presence and a link between life and death. Trust men to suggest a tree that smells of jizz is sacred

I'm not classy, my mind is just well-trodden...

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Weirdly, although I love the smell of cum, I HATE the taste—like “make me gag” hate.

It smells kind of “bread-y” — warm and wholesome.

The taste is astringent, like licking a deodorant stick. It has a tang without being tangy.

“Mushrooms dipped in swimming pool” is good!

 

[MargotPayge]

It has a tang without being tangy.

Great description.

 

[MillieDynamite]

“Semen, girl. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of cum in the morning. You know, one time we had a whole passel of college boys, fuck um, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked away from them other girls and we realized they’d all gone. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' kid. The smell, you know that stank? The whole whore house. Smelled like... victory.”

Great description.

 

[SloBlo69]

I wasn’t sure if this would be best posted to Author’s Hangout or the Fetish group. I’m working on a story and I’m looking for positive and neutral words that can be used to describe the taste of semen. My favorite positive word may be “savory.” It just has a positive vibe to me. However, I don’t want to be too repetitive with this word in my story. What other words can you suggest to describe the taste, scent, or mouth-feel of semen that are positive or somewhat neutral? Before anyone makes the suggestion, I’m not afraid of doing my homework.

Here is my working list:

Positive:
Savory
Creamy
Slippery

Neutral (mostly):
Bitter
Salty
Metallic
Pungent
Alkaline

Negative:
Slimy
Gooey
Gross

Sweet nectar,
tis the glue without the goo

 

[onehitwanda]

“Semen, girl. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of cum in the morning. You know, one time we had a whole passel of college boys, fuck um, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked away from them other girls and we realized they’d all gone. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' kid. The smell, you know that stank? The whole whore house. Smelled like... victory.”

Apocumlypse Now?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yes, well, sort of.

Apocumlypse Now?