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Originally posted by Joey3308
Wow! Goldmine!
http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire-online-dating-agency.com/
LOL....where do you find this stuff.....
teasing_tim
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Runs in and says Hi everybody
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DLL said:Hi stingray I see you found this crazy thread...welcome now you are one of us..what that is exactly I havent a clue...
Thanks for the welcome DLL and yes I did see the one where Adam pierced his tounge which didn't look to good afterwards by the way. Sure can tell it's the new millenium, used to be the only tool you neede was a BFH big f****** hammer now we have Duct tape and WD-40. And Joey I think I found two ther essential words to a good relationship..."Yes dear", and of course you can alwaysa add "whatever you say" to the end of that LOL
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Not much, you ?DLL said:hugggs tt ...whats up today???
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gwh said:WHACKED!
And I certainly consider myself part of that group!
Me too!
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DLL said:
WHO gave you this picture of me!!
I thought I'd burned it!!
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A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure, after the police leave," replied the attorney.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure, after the police leave," replied the attorney.
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DLL said:A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure, after the police leave," replied the attorney.
A lawyer and a Doctor were sitting in the park on a bench when this gorgeous 36 y.o knock out lady walks by. The Doctor says, "God I'd like to fuck her." The lawyer says, "Outa what?"
I know, old joke.
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Lawyers aren't liars are they?
A lawyer seeks console from his Parish Priest, after his wife leaves him due to excessive drinking.
Priest: "My son, I'll ask your wife to go back home, but you have to promise me that you will stop drinking."
Lawyer: "Yes! Father, I swear!"
A few hours later, the Priest sees the lawyer drinking in a neighborhood bar.
Priest: "My son, you’re lying about your drinking again."
Lawyer: "Father, this is not wine. It is water."
Priest: "I'll be a witness to that, my son."
The Priest leans over and smells the contents of the glass and says, "My son, you’re lying again. This is not water. It is wine.”
Lawyer: “Alleluia, alleluia! Father, the miracle of Cana has come, the water has changed into wine!”
A lawyer seeks console from his Parish Priest, after his wife leaves him due to excessive drinking.
Priest: "My son, I'll ask your wife to go back home, but you have to promise me that you will stop drinking."
Lawyer: "Yes! Father, I swear!"
A few hours later, the Priest sees the lawyer drinking in a neighborhood bar.
Priest: "My son, you’re lying about your drinking again."
Lawyer: "Father, this is not wine. It is water."
Priest: "I'll be a witness to that, my son."
The Priest leans over and smells the contents of the glass and says, "My son, you’re lying again. This is not water. It is wine.”
Lawyer: “Alleluia, alleluia! Father, the miracle of Cana has come, the water has changed into wine!”
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I always thought lawyers did it in court.
wanderer2704
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wanderer2704 said:
or do they just screw their clients?
Four doctors who hadn’t seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned their conversation to who makes the best surgical patients:
The first said, for sure, electrical engineers. “You open ‘em up,” he contended, “and everything is color-coded.”
“Nah,” said the second. “It’s librarians. You open ‘em up and everything is alphabetized.”
The third scoffed. “Of course not,” he said. “It’s accountants. You open ‘em up and everything is numbered.”
“Lawyers,” said the fourth, with a shake of his head. “It’s lawyers, you idiots! No heart, no guts, no spine, and the ass and the brain are interchangeable.”
The first said, for sure, electrical engineers. “You open ‘em up,” he contended, “and everything is color-coded.”
“Nah,” said the second. “It’s librarians. You open ‘em up and everything is alphabetized.”
The third scoffed. “Of course not,” he said. “It’s accountants. You open ‘em up and everything is numbered.”
“Lawyers,” said the fourth, with a shake of his head. “It’s lawyers, you idiots! No heart, no guts, no spine, and the ass and the brain are interchangeable.”
