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Originally posted by wanderer2704
Quietly watches from the shadows.
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morning W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:kiss:


got to love the lawyer jokes here this morning;)
 
Hi lovely :kiss:

Can't imagine this happening to you:

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
 
wanderer2704 said:
Hi lovely :kiss:

Can't imagine this happening to you:

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
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More prophetic than you know good man.
 
DLL
i think you over indulged in the chocolates this
christmas... go buy some designer running shoes
cause your gonna need em..
betty
 
For any English soccer fans out there here are some classic quotes from 2004:

"I doubt how much Wayne Rooney can give to the England team. He is very
young - too young for such a hard competition like this."
Lilian Thuram, France defender, before Euro 2004

"I sometimes try not to say things but he is incredible. I don't remember
anyone making such an impact on a tournament since Pele in 1958."
Sven-Goran Eriksson, England manager, on Rooney's showing at Euro 2004

"I'm keeping the ball as a great trophy. We were sitting in Row Q, so you
can imagine how much that shot missed by."
Pablo Corral, who caught David Beckham's missed penalty kick against
Portugal in the quarter-finals of Euro 2004

"I like the look of Mourinho. There's a bit of the young Clough about him.
For a start, he's good-looking."
Brian Clough, who died last year, in one of his last interviews

"If you go back a few months in the Champions League, Porto, with 10 per
cent of United's budget, beat them. So he's absolutely correct. Money buys
players but not a team."
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho responding to comments by Manchester United
manager Sir Alex Ferguson that money cannot guarantee titles

"What 19-year-old has maturity? Jesus Christ, at 19 I was trying to start a
workers' revolution in Glasgow. My mother thought I was a communist. She
was down on her knees praying every night."
Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, responds to questions
about Wayne Rooney's behaviour during the Spain v England friendly

"I am not a racist, but you lot will write what you want. You are like
wolves after the deer. I have a lot of black friends who have explained to
me that the English were after them in the colonies."
Spain coach Luis Aragones to English journalists who questioned him about
his racist remarks about Thierry Henry

"It is better than violence or tackling from behind."
FIFA's Sepp Blatter r! eckons the Faria Alam sex scandal shows the human
side of football

"That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real
men. We'd have chinned them."
George Best on the fracas in the tunnel after the Manchester United-Arsenal
game this season

"No soup or pizzas past this point."
Note pinned to Arsenal's dressing room at Manchester City, three days after
'Soupgate'

"I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in
foreign. I knew they were saying: 'Blah, blah, blah le bastard manager.'
It's hard. I'd suggest a golf day but you ask a Yugoslav and he doesn't
even know what golf is. I'd take them to the army camp for pre-season and
my Serb player would shoot my Croatian and my Russian would be spying on
everybody."
Harry Redknapp on the pressures of the job at Portsmouth

"He comes into the dressing room and sits down in the corner with his hands
on his knees. If you didn't know who he was you would ! think he was a
cleaner."
Chelsea defender Celestine Babayaro's assessment of the club's owner, Roman
Abramovich

"Would you buy a secondhand Saab off this man?"
Former Chelsea chairman Ken Bates on Sven-Goran Eriksson

"What the f**k's a rhetorical question?"
Steve Bruce, the Birmingham manager, fields a post-match query

"Last night I also told my wife I loved her but that doesn't necessarily
mean it holds true this morning."
The Coventry chairman, Mike McGinnity, who had described manager Eric Black
as the club's "messiah" before suddenly replacing him with Peter Reid

"It was deliberate. I'm sure some people think that I have not got the
brains to be that clever, but I do have the brains. I could feel the
injury. So I fouled Thatcher."
David Beckham after deliberately earning a booking - and so a suspension -
in the World Cup qualifier against Wales

"The place is a bit of a s***hole."
Blackburn's Australian defender, Lucas Neill, endears himself to the
locals

"If I had three wishes my first would be to have Barry Ferguson back in my
team. The second and third would maybe be Scottish grand-mothers for Zidane
and Lucio."
Former Scotland manager Berti Vogts laments an injury to his key player

"I can't tell you what' is going to happen tomorrow - only today. And I
can't even tell you what's going to happen today."
David Pleat, while Tottenham caretaker manager

"I tried to talk to the ref but it's easier to get to see the Pope. If I'm
in London next time and I get mugged, I hope the same amount of people turn
up - there were six police officers, four stewards and a United Nations
peace observer."
Gordon Strachan, the former Southampton manager, on the efforts made to
keep him from complaining to officials after a defeat at Highbury

"Bloody hell, it's cold here!"
The first words of Jose Antonio Reyes on landing in England in January
after signing for Arsenal

! "I'm so unlucky right now that if I fell into a wheelbarrow of boobs I'd
probably come out sucking my thumb."
Manager Ian Holloway laments Queens Park Rangers's run of bad fortune
 
Originally posted by wanderer2704
For any English soccer fans out there here are some classic quotes from 2004:

"I doubt how much Wayne Rooney can give to the England team. He is very
young - too young for such a hard competition like this."
Lilian Thuram, France defender, before Euro 2004

"I sometimes try not to say things but he is incredible. I don't remember
anyone making such an impact on a tournament since Pele in 1958."
Sven-Goran Eriksson, England manager, on Rooney's showing at Euro 2004

"I'm keeping the ball as a great trophy. We were sitting in Row Q, so you
can imagine how much that shot missed by."
Pablo Corral, who caught David Beckham's missed penalty kick against
Portugal in the quarter-finals of Euro 2004

"I like the look of Mourinho. There's a bit of the young Clough about him.
For a start, he's good-looking."
Brian Clough, who died last year, in one of his last interviews

"If you go back a few months in the Champions League, Porto, with 10 per
cent of United's budget, beat them. So he's absolutely correct. Money buys
players but not a team."
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho responding to comments by Manchester United
manager Sir Alex Ferguson that money cannot guarantee titles

"What 19-year-old has maturity? Jesus Christ, at 19 I was trying to start a
workers' revolution in Glasgow. My mother thought I was a communist. She
was down on her knees praying every night."
Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, responds to questions
about Wayne Rooney's behaviour during the Spain v England friendly

"I am not a racist, but you lot will write what you want. You are like
wolves after the deer. I have a lot of black friends who have explained to
me that the English were after them in the colonies."
Spain coach Luis Aragones to English journalists who questioned him about
his racist remarks about Thierry Henry

"It is better than violence or tackling from behind."
FIFA's Sepp Blatter r! eckons the Faria Alam sex scandal shows the human
side of football

"That's what children do - throw food. That's not fighting. We were real
men. We'd have chinned them."
George Best on the fracas in the tunnel after the Manchester United-Arsenal
game this season

"No soup or pizzas past this point."
Note pinned to Arsenal's dressing room at Manchester City, three days after
'Soupgate'

"I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in
foreign. I knew they were saying: 'Blah, blah, blah le bastard manager.'
It's hard. I'd suggest a golf day but you ask a Yugoslav and he doesn't
even know what golf is. I'd take them to the army camp for pre-season and
my Serb player would shoot my Croatian and my Russian would be spying on
everybody."
Harry Redknapp on the pressures of the job at Portsmouth

"He comes into the dressing room and sits down in the corner with his hands
on his knees. If you didn't know who he was you would ! think he was a
cleaner."
Chelsea defender Celestine Babayaro's assessment of the club's owner, Roman
Abramovich

"Would you buy a secondhand Saab off this man?"
Former Chelsea chairman Ken Bates on Sven-Goran Eriksson

"What the f**k's a rhetorical question?"
Steve Bruce, the Birmingham manager, fields a post-match query

"Last night I also told my wife I loved her but that doesn't necessarily
mean it holds true this morning."
The Coventry chairman, Mike McGinnity, who had described manager Eric Black
as the club's "messiah" before suddenly replacing him with Peter Reid

"It was deliberate. I'm sure some people think that I have not got the
brains to be that clever, but I do have the brains. I could feel the
injury. So I fouled Thatcher."
David Beckham after deliberately earning a booking - and so a suspension -
in the World Cup qualifier against Wales

"The place is a bit of a s***hole."
Blackburn's Australian defender, Lucas Neill, endears himself to the
locals

"If I had three wishes my first would be to have Barry Ferguson back in my
team. The second and third would maybe be Scottish grand-mothers for Zidane
and Lucio."
Former Scotland manager Berti Vogts laments an injury to his key player

"I can't tell you what' is going to happen tomorrow - only today. And I
can't even tell you what's going to happen today."
David Pleat, while Tottenham caretaker manager

"I tried to talk to the ref but it's easier to get to see the Pope. If I'm
in London next time and I get mugged, I hope the same amount of people turn
up - there were six police officers, four stewards and a United Nations
peace observer."
Gordon Strachan, the former Southampton manager, on the efforts made to
keep him from complaining to officials after a defeat at Highbury

"Bloody hell, it's cold here!"
The first words of Jose Antonio Reyes on landing in England in January
after signing for Arsenal

! "I'm so unlucky right now that if I fell into a wheelbarrow of boobs I'd
probably come out sucking my thumb."
Manager Ian Holloway laments Queens Park Rangers's run of bad fortune
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you brits crack me up....:D
 
I did but...

wanderer2704 said:
Hey Dc did you ever get over to England and play some soccer as you said you might?
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Howdy Mate!

I did get over to England, but sadly, did NOT manage to find a game of football. :(

And in fact, it was not a good trip for me emotionally, but that is another story.

I did however, manage to find a number pubs in which to drown my sorrows. :)

And I DID manage to squeeze in a little Christmas shopping for a special someone while I was there. ;)

Oh yea. I also got some work done too!
 
wanderer2704 said:
For any English soccer fans out there here are some classic quotes from 2004:

"What 19-year-old has maturity? Jesus Christ, at 19 I was trying to start a
workers' revolution in Glasgow. My mother thought I was a communist. She
was down on her knees praying every night."
Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, responds to questions
about Wayne Rooney's behaviour during the Spain v England friendly


"I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in
foreign. I knew they were saying: 'Blah, blah, blah le bastard manager.'
It's hard. I'd suggest a golf day but you ask a Yugoslav and he doesn't
even know what golf is. I'd take them to the army camp for pre-season and
my Serb player would shoot my Croatian and my Russian would be spying on
everybody."
Harry Redknapp on the pressures of the job at Portsmouth

"What the f**k's a rhetorical question?"
Steve Bruce, the Birmingham manager, fields a post-match query

"Last night I also told my wife I loved her but that doesn't necessarily
mean it holds true this morning."
The Coventry chairman, Mike McGinnity, who had described manager Eric Black
as the club's "messiah" before suddenly replacing him with Peter Reid

"The place is a bit of a s***hole."
Blackburn's Australian defender, Lucas Neill, endears himself to the
locals
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OMG! These are great!

How I wish they had the balls to talk like that to the press here!!!
 
I got 50 % on the nerd test and 88 % on the geography.

Something seems to be wrong with the results. :D

Hi everyone.
 
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