Dream's 203 ways to Drive a man Wild in Bed

[asenath]

Re: There must be 50 ways to....

30. Offer him a lot of unsolicited advice and criticism.

31. If you see him doing something the wrong way rush right over and tell him the right way to do it.

32. Be really controlling in an effort to improve him and tell him it's for his own good.

33. If you need to have a relationship discussion do it while he's trying to watch his favourite team on t.v. or while he's tinkering with his stereo or computer, then act hurt when he doesn't respond favourably.

34. If he distances himself emotionally or clams up, make sure you chase him.

35. Be increasingly clingy and demanding.

36. Repeatedly ask him things like "What's wrong?" and then refuse to believe him when he says "Nothing".

37. Let your insecurities lead you to imagine the worst.


38. If he offers to help or do something be sure to let him know that it's "too little, too late" and make him feel like an ass for offering in the first place.

39. Remember what your mother told you... martyrdom assures you a place in heaven.

40. Criticize him in a really judgemental way.

41. Ask a lot of rhetorical questions that start like this "How could you... blah blah blah".

42. Chastize him using the same tone of voice that his mother used and do it in public if possible.

43. Make sure you argue your point and don't stop until you get him to admit that he's wrong.

44. Or say nothing directly but drop hints and then get pissed off when he doesn't clue in.

45. Accuse him of doing things to upset you on purpose.

46. Accuse him of just pretending not to know what he did wrong.

47. And finally, accuse him of pretending not to know why you're upset.

48. Blame, blame, blame

49. Parade your old lovers around

50. Start fights and goad him to defend you.

I do 30, 38, 43 and 44. Not all the time or anything... just now and then.

 

[Artless Preen]

a way to drive a man wild in bed

rock your trailer?

 

[~Dream~]

ways to

1 .scare the male population away completely-let Artless Preen show her ugly mug

2 . pollute the air-lat her open her ugly vile mouth!! lol

3. control the pet population -keep preen's legs closed?

4.Scare away liitle children and frighten farm animals - let her just look 1 second at them!! hehehe


*** sorry as Dracoa told you before I do NOT live in a trailer , bitch , I have a house and yes i will rock His world on my Bed anytime he says the word!! but normally we dont talk much cause we are too busy kissin ..mmmmm

 

[fallin_snow]

Re: ways to

1 .scare the male population away completely-let Artless Preen show her ugly mug

2 . pollute the air-lat her open her ugly vile mouth!! lol

3. control the pet population -keep preen's legs closed?

4.Scare away liitle children and frighten farm animals - let her just look 1 second at them!! hehehe


*** sorry as Dracoa told you before I do NOT live in a trailer , bitch , I have a house and yes i will rock His world on my Bed anytime he says the word!! but normally we dont talk much cause we are too busy kissin ..mmmmm

hey Dream!

i would ask how you are doing tonight.. lmao....

 

[~Dream~]

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hey Dream!

i would ask how you are doing tonight.. lmao....

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awww lol yep its the annual Dream's troll de-infestation time hun , sorry

 

[fallin_snow]

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awww lol yep its the annual Dream's troll de-infestation time hun , sorry

oh hell that is ok.. funny when you stop and think about it.. i mean.. to troll around and find good threads.. with good ideas.... that could and would lead to some mind blowing sex/love...

oh well..lmao. just funny at times.. the mental age thing.lmao

 

[~Dream~]

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oh hell that is ok.. funny when you stop and think about it.. i mean.. to troll around and find good threads.. with good ideas.... that could and would lead to some mind blowing sex/love...

oh well..lmao. just funny at times.. the mental age thing.lmao

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LOL Yes it is hun , some of these ppl only act their mental age=2 instead of their biological ones..

 

[fallin_snow]

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LOL Yes it is hun , some of these ppl only act their mental age=2 instead of their biological ones..

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh god you got that right....lmao

 

[va_angel2u]

bumpity bump bump

 

[~Dream~]

remembering

special quiet times together , always communicating no matter what , not letting anyone or anything stand between them ..

 

[fallin_snow]

Re: remembering

special quiet times together , always communicating no matter what , not letting anyone or anything stand between them ..

awwwwww that is so sweet........

 

[~Dream~]

ty fallin ..

way no.35- while not exactly OUTDOORS..the elevator in any bldg..hmmm ,can you think of anythingg NAUGHTIER than holding the DOOR CLOSE buttonagainst intruders while you pound into each other against the elevator wall??

way no 36- Dont forget about your own portable cocoon ,the car. Making love to you in the backseat wll make him feel as potent and Horny as he did in high school, and lucky you will be on the receiving end of his reborn virility..

 

[fallin_snow]

Re: ty fallin ..

way no.35- while not exactly OUTDOORS..the elevator in any bldg..hmmm ,can you think of anythingg NAUGHTIER than holding the DOOR CLOSE buttonagainst intruders while you pound into each other against the elevator wall??

way no 36- Dont forget about your own portable cocoon ,the car. Making love to you in the backseat wll make him feel as potent and Horny as he did in high school, and lucky you will be on the receiving end of his reborn virility..

how about going " hunting " with your man.. and bringing the animal out of him.......


hehehehehe

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: ty fallin ..

how about going " hunting " with your man.. and bringing the animal out of him.......


hehehehehe

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hmmm works for me sweety ,lol however I have seen Dracoa's 'animal' side ..INSIDE the house as well

 

[va_angel2u]

bump

 

[~Dream~]

way no 37- Surprise him at the office. Bring a picnic lunch. ask his secretary to hold all calls ,cloes the door..and then treat him to a desktop delight..if you are really daring try a quickie..!!


way no38-Parties are made for excitingly 'dangerous' sex. Tease him all evening with your sultry eyes and secretly roving hands.sometimes the murmur of the party crowd can uh drown you out as you sneak off into the host/hosteses bedroom ,or closet and culminate the act ,lol

 

[va_angel2u]

good one's, dream.

 

[va_angel2u]

bump

 

[yuppietowngirl]

Valentines is just around the corner...so many choices. Now which ones shall I use to capture S'Real's heart on that day *s*

 

[~Dream~]

ways no.39&40

way no. 39- ask him to meet you at a hotel for drinks.Then either meet him in the lobby and take him up to the room you,ve 'rented' to show him a 'surprise' or leave a message for him to go to a specific room.When he walks in ,He'll find you with LITTLE on your body but ALOT of sex on your mind.


way no40- Take him for a drive in the country and stop in some 'secluded spot' to admire the view. Then create your own 'splendor in the grass'

 

[Guest]

Re: ways no.39&40

 

[~Dream~]

Re: Re: ways no.39&40

With any luck, he'll dig a shallow grave.

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well if he were with YOU Queen Troll Bitch ,I could sure imagine why!! Roflmfao

 

[~dream's troll~]

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With any luck, he'll dig a shallow grave.

Now THAT is funny!

LMLAO (cause I have a little ass, not a fat ass like Dream)

 

[Lancecastor]

Is there a ~Dream~/Dracoan Bun In The Oven thread yet?

 

[~Dream~]

looks for a gun to shoot lance with but cant find any ak-47's lyin around damnitt