Recidiva
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femininity said:now its time for me to thread jack
diva wheres the make out thread where we all jumped vana?![]()
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femininity said:now its time for me to thread jack
diva wheres the make out thread where we all jumped vana?![]()
thanks babeRecidiva said:

femininity said:thanks babe![]()
now bring your green scorpion tree over there and kiss meRecidiva said:One is simply happy to be of service.

femininity said:now bring your green scorpion tree over there and kiss me![]()
hang a green scorpion on the old oak treeRecidiva said:Will you, would you, kiss me under the pretend green scorpion tree?
I'm all aflutter.
femininity said:hang a green scorpion on the old oak tree
Do we get membership cards?Recidiva said:Oh my. This is why my personal mythology doesn't really match that of others.
There will be a cult of the green lollipop scorpion tree, but there will only be a few members and only one true adherent of the Way.
ABSTRUSE said:Do we get membership cards?
or you can do it on green saran wrap and wrap a plastic scorpion in it.Recidiva said:I would make those too.
I have acid-free paper for bookmarks. I can learn the Japanese calligraphy characters for "green" "scorpion" and "tree" (if they all exist) and do a bad Caucasian version of a membership bookmark.
ABSTRUSE said:or you can do it on green saran wrap and wrap a plastic scorpion in it.
You rule.Recidiva said:The best part is if someone Japanese actually said "What the hell? That says Green Scorpion Tree."
"Yup. Supposed to."
ABSTRUSE said:You rule.
We are the gardeners that dig through your compost and help you get rid of the non-biodegradables.Recidiva said:Really, this is absolutely what I was after.
Look, weird stuff growing all over the place now. Life is back to its required state of chaos.
ABSTRUSE said:We are the gardeners that dig through your compost and help you get rid of the non-biodegradables.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
I'm always offended.Recidiva said:Humor is proportion. Although it's my defense system, it is also used for offense, clearly.
ABSTRUSE said:I'm always offended.
and here I thought it was my vast imaginary riches.Recidiva said:That is why you are adored and carry a price beyond scorpions.
ABSTRUSE said:and here I thought it was my vast imaginary riches.
*sniff* I'm overtaken with emotion or indigestion.
I love shivs, especially with holly and mistletoe.Recidiva said:I love you for making me a Christmas shiv.
I'm very shallow.
I'm slashing and burning.somberReality said:I feel like I'm doing a LOT of emotional housecleaning, as well as trying to do some things nice for me. Trying to eat better, sleep better...you get the idea.
It's good to look at your life and think....hmm, what needs changing or improving to make it even better?

somberReality said:I feel like I'm doing a LOT of emotional housecleaning, as well as trying to do some things nice for me. Trying to eat better, sleep better...you get the idea.
It's good to look at your life and think....hmm, what needs changing or improving to make it even better?
ABSTRUSE said:I'm slashing and burning.
Good for you.![]()
I deal with the pain in a self destructive way....I'm learning how not to do that. I'm running out of skin.Recidiva said:I've gotten a bit past the pain. Now comes the inevitable anger. Here's to hoping it burns off fast.
I think I'll write it into my story. You know, all that angry stuff I don't do. I'll make someone else do it!
