Even More Random Thoughts

[AWonkyDonkey]

What do I do? Watch F1 or listen to my body and go play? I'm horny but it's the British Grand Prix!

 

[TongueLust]

Shoutout to the prostitutes.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

It's only 88 but the humidity is brutal

 

[Mrtenant]

Convenient!

https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/16f1a27/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2472x3265+0+0/resize/908x1198!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F1b%2F1a%2F6c81379482e8a502a1e8a12367ef%2Ff3d2ac35ba0c4d1189243d8810d4d2ff

I was just thinking how handy it would be to have vending machines so I can get my ammo without all the hassle!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Cocaine is better chilled.

 

[TongueLust]

Why relay a message, if the person hasn't been good to me.

 

[BongoGal]

If you had told me in my early twenties that I would be generally hornier in my forties, I would have scoffed.

 

[Xerxes82]

18 months and 300+ pages.

 

[AmberLGreen]

18 months and 300+ pages.

You are really coming along with your reading

 

[LostHorizon]

If you had told me in my early twenties that I would be generally hornier in my forties, I would have scoffed.

It gets even hornier in your 50s. I never masturbated half as much when I was 20 as I do now.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

If you had told me in my early twenties that I would be generally hornier in my forties, I would have scoffed.

I’ve read women peak sexually in their 40s.

 

[TongueLust]

It's time to send her home.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

God, I miss that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is there a full moon or is it just the weather?

 

[TongueLust]

Don't assume that you got it in the bag.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Is there a full moon or is it just the weather?

The heat, 6 days till next full moon.

 

[TongueLust]

Second time that happens, I didn't react to that. lol

 

[BongoGal]

What are the rules to joining the Mile High Club? Does it require PiV sex? Can you only join if you have an orgasm?

 

[TongueLust]

With two loaves, I don't need crumbs.

 

[TongueLust]

Shoutout to the bus drivers.

 

[bashfull]

If a strip club is holding a midget review, is it half off the cover charge?

 

[Chillygirl]

Convenient!

https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/16f1a27/2147483647/strip/true/crop/2472x3265+0+0/resize/908x1198!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F1b%2F1a%2F6c81379482e8a502a1e8a12367ef%2Ff3d2ac35ba0c4d1189243d8810d4d2ff

I was just thinking how handy it would be to have vending machines so I can get my ammo without all the hassle!

I find it funny where they are being placed though…none in Alaska. Where’s ours?!

 

[bashfull]

I find it funny where they are being placed though…none in Alaska. Where’s ours?!

Trying to make out what is this?

 

[Chillygirl]

Trying to make out what is this?

A vending machine for ammo.

 

[TongueLust]

I'm beginning to think that my frog buddy wants me to kiss him.