Even More Random Thoughts

[Xerxes82]

18 months and 300+ pages.

 

[AmberLGreen]

18 months and 300+ pages.

You are really coming along with your reading

 

[LostHorizon]

If you had told me in my early twenties that I would be generally hornier in my forties, I would have scoffed.

It gets even hornier in your 50s. I never masturbated half as much when I was 20 as I do now.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

If you had told me in my early twenties that I would be generally hornier in my forties, I would have scoffed.

I’ve read women peak sexually in their 40s.

 

[TongueLust]

It's time to send her home.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

God, I miss that.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is there a full moon or is it just the weather?

 

[TongueLust]

Don't assume that you got it in the bag.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Is there a full moon or is it just the weather?

The heat, 6 days till next full moon.

 

[TongueLust]

Second time that happens, I didn't react to that. lol

 

[BongoGal]

What are the rules to joining the Mile High Club? Does it require PiV sex? Can you only join if you have an orgasm?

 

[TongueLust]

With two loaves, I don't need crumbs.

 

[TongueLust]

Shoutout to the bus drivers.

 

[bashfull]

If a strip club is holding a midget review, is it half off the cover charge?

 

[Chillygirl]

Convenient!

I was just thinking how handy it would be to have vending machines so I can get my ammo without all the hassle!

I find it funny where they are being placed though…none in Alaska. Where’s ours?!

 

[bashfull]

I find it funny where they are being placed though…none in Alaska. Where’s ours?!

Trying to make out what is this?

 

[Chillygirl]

Trying to make out what is this?

A vending machine for ammo.

 

[TongueLust]

I'm beginning to think that my frog buddy wants me to kiss him.

 

[CreekyBonz]

Feed him flies?

 

[TongueLust]

Pre-Shadow Mercury Retrograde begins today, and ends in post -shadow September 11, 2024.

 

[bashfull]

Sometimes ya just need tequila

 

[barefootgirl69]

Is that a flashlight in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Why are you spamming the board, Mr.T?

You  know it's against forum rules. Have you been hacked or have aliens come to fetch you?

 

[TongueLust]

Spirit came through with those messages, and Saturn can you chill out.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

I've entered the Twilight Zone

 

[Seokrocks]

I wish I were hiking