Even More Random Thoughts

[~Elizabeth~]

Lord, I hope its not because they are taking forever.

 

[Jd192235]

No one said anything about precipitation, ya perv!

Well you know me , always planning on wetness

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well you know me , always planning on wetness

Always fishing around.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I wish there were two laughing emojis… some things deserve a higher level of laughter.

 

[Jd192235]

Omg love it but when the fish come to me it’s because of the way I handle my rod

 

[cheekygirl75]

Or, there’s brown stuff coming out of that orafice & you need to clean it up!



(Also, why won’t spellcheck let me say orafice? Did I spell it that wrong? )

Replying to myself… it’s orifice, but spellcheck doesn’t like that either!

 

[TongueLust]

It's hot as fuck! I'm going to throw an UGG boot at anyone who complains when it starts getting cooler.

 

[Esslemont]

The day began filled with promise.
Sun shining brightly, wind negligible……water calm as glass.

The intrepid crew, made up of thrown together members, settled in for a voyage of conquest.
Determination and intensity shone forth from each seated participant.
The zeal of the endeavour was substantive.

The horn blew and the race began.

About a quarter of the way through the zeal starts turning to desperation. We are getting beat by three boats. Unacceptable.
So, being men of vigor, the determination is made to remedy the situation. This determination results in a broken nose and a split knuckle.
Results indeed, but not for our cause.

After another snapped oar, and a cooler dropped out of the boat, we are disqualified.

Dead last, two bleeding crew members, and sought for glory, left behind in our shame.

Quite a day indeed.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I need something new/something different in my life but I don't know what

 

[rlaflamme]

Maybe it is time to shut down everything, just stop and hit restart.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Maybe if it's cold enough in Maryland, I can talk my cousin into visiting me so she thaws out.

 

[MatMacL616]

Replying to myself… it’s orifice, but spellcheck doesn’t like that either!

I very much giggle at the idea of you (or anyone really) muttering to yourself “it’s an i, o r i f i c e, orifice”

 

[TongueLust]

They'll probably get what they've wanted. *Sigh*

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I wonder if I'll ever be in love. All I've ever felt was lust

 

[TongueLust]

And no, this old witch won't be dead.

 

[TongueLust]

I can't stand fake spiritual readers, wannabe witches and astrologers.

 

[37_ttej]

OK. Work time starts now.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why so many math equations?

Couldn't he just have some other annoying habit when he gets nervous?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Wawa wee waa

 

[chame1eon]

Wawa wee waa

You all right?

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You all right?

Yes. Just felt like posting that. Borat noises lol

 

[chame1eon]

Yes. Just felt like posting that. Borat noises lol

ah now i get it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Weird and Strange Factoids
- All the world's bacteria - stacked on top of each other - would stretch for 10 billion light-years.
- Your brain is constantly eating itself in a process called, phagocytosis.
- A cloud weighs about a million tons.
- A lightning bolt is 5 times hotter than the surface of the sun.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

One thing I'll always appreciate about lit is that it's one of the few places I feel like I can be myself and post how I'm actually feeling and what I really want to say

 

[TongueLust]

Next month would have been 13 years of my TL's All You Can Eat Buffet.
Let me be dramatic.