Even More Random Thoughts

[Sunlover102]

I really want to go back to sleep.
It's 4am ffs.

 

[latecomer91364]

Pharmaceuticals ads naming a long list of fucked up side-effects shouldn't be on TV.

 

[Sunlover102]

Pharmaceuticals ads naming a long list of fucked up side-effects shouldn't be on TV.

Yet they encourage you to buy them.....
'We warned you you might grow a second head but you will feel great and loose weight '

 

[TongueLust]

Get your brakes checked.
You might have to deal with an unexpected leak from your car.

 

[TongueLust]

Put the liquor!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Something about cleaning your house for company that makes you realize what a total gremlin you are.

 

[TongueLust]

Don't wait to get the chest X-rays.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pharmaceuticals ads naming a long list of fucked up side-effects shouldn't be on TV.

Pharmaceuticals ads should not be on TV.

 

[Abeona1]

Why is my sex toy collection growing the more I interact with people on lit. Costing me a small fortune. Only came on this site because it was free erotica.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Free is not always the most fun
Even veggies for fun cost money
Do not share Lovense ideas with @Abeona1

 

[Abeona1]

Free is not always the most fun
Even veggies for fun cost money
Do not share Lovense ideas with @Abeona1

Thanks a bunch just googled it. I may be gone a while

 

[Pad_Foot]

Thanks a bunch just googled it. I may be gone a while

Happy to help
But?? Not cheap !!
But? Well made

 

[~Elizabeth~]

God I miss home.

 

[TongueLust]

Put a drink and a marlboro cigarette for him.

 

[ShaneoD]

I'm 99.99999% sure the lady tailor at work has a thing for asses, this is the second time she's given me a tight uniform

 

[Esslemont]

…..my beautiful wife.

Through trial and tribulation we endured.
And the largest part of that enduring, was a result of our own folly and selfish pride.

Now….in these most blessed of times, we thrive.
And the total of that, is through our trust and humility, towards each other.


As we reaffirmed our commitment, to this union of two, I promised to show you the full measure of my love.
And you, spoke the words of adoration and hope.

We are now annealed through devotion, that no strain can break.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

Because we are preprogrammed to think that villainy is really Robinhood. Sometimes it’s just a fucking asshole in disguise


I am fond of fucking the villain and getting it out of my system

Ooh I been told I'm a villain!

 

[Chillygirl]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

 

[Cat]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

Loaf of old milk!

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Is a brick of cheese just a loaf of milk?

It's just milk jello.

 

[Chillygirl]

It's just milk jello.

Somehow that makes me so uncomfortable

 

[HopefulRetirement]

Somehow that makes me so uncomfortable

My work here is done.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Something about cleaning your house for company that makes you realize what a total gremlin you are.

Its the only reason I occasionally invite people round.

 

[TunnelKing089]

Wonder what retirement would feel like...hmm this isn't bad to be honest.

 

[JordynRose]

I love THC and shrooms.