Fall Charlotte Litogether

morninggirl5 said:
If i'm missing for a full week, i'm definitely drowning......


Has anybody come across my keys??? I lost them somewhere between the parking deck and the office where my meeting was being held yesterday.
No but their prolly with my sunglasses and hat from work *rolling eyes* I can't keep up with anything.
 
morninggirl5 said:
I thought they were locked in the car, my purse was in the trunk.

Roadside assistance guy comes, opens the car, and i get my purse out of the trunk. My spare set of keys are in the purse so i wasn't totally stranded.

My keys were not in my car, purse, or bag i had in the meeting. The office was locked by the time the guy got there to open my car, so i have to go back Monday and search for my keys.

As if i needed somethign else to do Monday.
I hope ya found em Sis
 
morninggirl5 said:
I thought they were locked in the car, my purse was in the trunk.

Roadside assistance guy comes, opens the car, and i get my purse out of the trunk. My spare set of keys are in the purse so i wasn't totally stranded.

My keys were not in my car, purse, or bag i had in the meeting. The office was locked by the time the guy got there to open my car, so i have to go back Monday and search for my keys.

As if i needed somethign else to do Monday.
I hope ya found em Sis
 
Re: BUMP TO THE SISTAS AND BROS

valkyrieblonde said:
hey ya'll.....been a while....but im back....ive missed ya'll....and hope everyone is doing great.....hugggggggggggggs all around....and kisses too..........:kiss: :kiss: :rose:
Well hello there Sis How ya been??? *hugs*
 
SavageGenius said:
Phew...cuz that guy I know the answers about.

And ummm.....more than zero and less than all of them.


(notice how I try to remain a gentlemen and not spoil anyone's reputation while still trying to make me look good....fuck that's hard)
You did well SG :D :devil:
 
SavageGenius said:
Yes.

Now when's the next Raleigh trip dammit?

Unfortunately, for us, probably not until next month...this month is about booked solid on the weekend :eek:
 
yourdestonie said:
I'm so happy for you sis I can see the glow all the way up here ***hugs***

Thankee :D I think for this glow you need sunblock AND glasses and hats lol
 
You Know You're in a Redneck Dungeon If....

(Not of my making, but forwarded to me by a friend)

1. Toys are displayed in wall-mounted gun racks.
2. The dungeon masters are Bubba and Bobbi Sue.
3. The hostess has bigger hair than Roseanne's ass.
4. The suspension rings are hung on the deer's antlers.
5. The neural wheel is missing a few teeth.
6. The interrogation chair is the rusted seat from a '68 Ford pickup.
7. The cage is already occupied...by a pair of tick hounds.
8. There's an engine, lawn mower and rusted patio furniture scattered
throughout the play area.
9. The floor covering is hubcaps.
10. The suspension cuffs are foam beer can covers.
11. The branding irons have the same Flying ~W~ as on the cow that was
tied to the porch railing.
12. Coffee cans are strategically located on the floor to collect spit.
13. The host refers to 'Y'all dominates and yer li'l critters'.
14. There is tobacco juice running down the sides of the candles.
15. There's a transmission in the body sling.
16. The spreader bars are made from the axles of the same '68 Ford that
the interrogation chair came from.
17. When the Dom drives up in his pickup truck, his dog is lying in the
front seat, but his sub is riding in the dog-box in the truck bed.
18. Humiliation play is having to wear a Jeff Gordon t-shirt... and
you're a Dale Jr. fan.
19. The Dom's favourite scene outfit is a pair of leather overalls and a
John Deere cap.
20. The safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma."
21. A pair of pink flamingos brighten the dungeon decor.
22. The Dom intimately remembers the names of the cows which supplied
most of His leather for His toys and outfit.
23. The slave refers to her Master as Daddy, because He really is.
24. Most of the canes look like recycled fishing poles.
25. The bull whip was actually used on bulls.
26. At least one of the suspension scenes involve an engine hoist.
27. There's as least one piece of unfinished dungeon equipment still on
cinder blocks.
28. The Dungeon music is mostly Country.
29. The Dom's favorite paddle is the same one His daddy used to use.
30. The fetish video library includes a copy of Deliverance.
31. Most of the slaves are related to their Masters.
32. The lube is made by Quaker State.
33. Toilet training has to be done outside the dungeon.
34. The restraints and chains were purchased at the local military
surplus store.
35. At least one piece of dungeon furniture is all black with the number
3 on it.
36. You are being flogged to the sound of dueling banjos.
37. You hear a slave refer to her Master as Boss Hogg.
38. "Wal-mart is now closing" is acceptable as a safeword.
 
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