Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover

[celticlass]

#46 Get an attack dog. Wait for him to come home.

Ohhhhhhh, good one!!!

 

[mortalwombat]

~Bending over, raising my skirt, and baring my pale pink bum for your paddle, Batty dear~

*SMACK!!!!!!*

 

[celticlass]

*SMACK!!!!!!*

OUCH!!!!!

Do it again!

 

[mortalwombat]

c'mon people-we only need 4 more to hit 50!

 

[mortalwombat]

well it's been 6 weeks since anyone posted here-I guess Paul Simon is smarter than us-we only reached 46!

 

[Ladybird]

#47 - take a vow of celibacy.

 

[celticlass]

#48 - Arrange your own kidnapping

 

[Ladybird]

#49 - join a religious community

 

[mortalwombat]

come on people-only need 1 more!
then we can print this thread as a guide to people unsure of how to leave a lover!
the idiots guide to lover leaving maybe?

 

[clearlight30]

come on people-only need 1 more!
then we can print this thread as a guide to people unsure of how to leave a lover!
the idiots guide to lover leaving maybe?

50 begin to date lorenna bobbitt!!!

 

[mortalwombat]

50 begin to date lorenna bobbitt!!!

not sure if this is a way to leave your lover or a way to leave your penis!
well done all-thats 50!!!!! can we get more than 50 tho?