Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover

[mortalwombat]

nice to see some familiar faces on here! keep em coming!

#19. Suicide. ok this may seem a little extreme but think about it. he/she is unlikely to follow or try to find you. They wont take you to court. they wont try and bleed you for child support or alimony. They willl never hasle you again. The down side of course is you unlikely to enjoy it since you'd be dead!

 

[mortalwombat]

#20. Fake you own death. all of the advantages of #19 but none of the drawbacks!

 

[asian_princess]

nice to see some familiar faces on here!!

{{wombie}}... since when was it faces you were looking at

 

[asian_princess]

...do a wombie...leaving them one kilogram at a time... looking good, babe...don't think i've ever envious of a wall before

 

[mortalwombat]

...do a wombie...leaving them one kilogram at a time... looking good, babe...don't think i've ever envious of a wall before

thats one of the best compliments i've had-thanks ap! I assume 1 kilo at a time is way 21? if so it could take a long time!

 

[mortalwombat]

#22 "Beam me up Scotty"

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

#23 ~ Hit on her best friend. The rest will take care of itself.

 

[asian_princess]

...how bout one of these wombie...you can even take the dog!

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[celticlass]

Handcuff them to the bed, give them one last incredible orgasm to remember you by, then leave however you want. You'll have a very good head start. Leave the handcuff key in the bathroom, then call someone to free them after you've reached your destination.

 

[mortalwombat]

#26 Ejector seat. Have one fitted to your car and take him/her for a long drive in the country. in the middle of nowhere hit the eject button. While they are lying dazed and cursing your name, make your getaway! Also works on mother in laws

 

[Ladybird]

#27

Hire a boat and.......................... sail into the sunset.

 

[Ladybird]

#28

Handcuff her to the bedhead, and move house.

 

[mortalwombat]

#29. In the height of passion call out his/her sisters/brothers name. You may not survive but you will have left!

 

[Demos Straxus]

#29. In the height of passion call out his/her sisters/brothers name. You may not survive but you will have left!

#30: In the heat of passion quote a page from the new york phone book

 

[chronicle_tenko]

#31. Honesty. I realise it's not very entertaining but this is my preferred method. It's followed by a very swift, and simple, This isn't going to work, a hug, and a brisk walk out the door after handing them a box with all their stuff.

 

[Golden_Silence]

#32. 'It's not you, it's me' say this while looking at the singles ads

 

[mortalwombat]

#33 Mental Illness. Easy to fake-start saying how much you like listening to celine dion and barry manilow songs. How cool a car the toyota prius or camry is. how much u admire keanu reeves acting skills. Stuff like that. After she has you commited to a mental home and leaves you, have a miraculous recovery.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

In the off category.

#34. A quick slap. Nothing more or less. You aren't trying to hurt them just As soon as they start speaking

*Slap.

Smile real big when you do it. Guarunteed they leave you. The beating likely to follow though, may not be what you're looking for.

 

[chronicle_tenko]

And one more.

#35.Suggest a double date to re-kindle old times. Then bring another date for you and no other people. Direct from dilbert.

 

[australwind]

#36. Be the "entertainment" at his best friend's buck's night.....

and go home with the best friend!

 

[cuzeyemwhateyem]

#37. Play "dutch ovens" by leaving piles of cow dung in her bed with a note saying "just to remind you of me"

 

[Diamond_Girl]

#38 - Wait til she's at work, call over 2-3 of your mates, and load up that moving truck! You can be long gone by the time she gets home.

And #38b - Drive moving truck to the airport, load all the stuff onto a plane, call your American sweetheart to meet you at the other end with another truck and live happily ever after after driving off into the sunset.

 

[asian_princess]

#39. put your hand up at the circus when they ask for volunteers for the catapult demonstration, and ask them to set the destination for richmond, virginia... ahem lol just a suggestion, feel free to insert your own destination

 

[TK70]

I've gotta give this a try...in the style of Paul Simon

Get on a train, Jane.

Set sail with the mail, Gail.

Steal a mini-bike, Mike (borrowed from earlier in the thread I know)

Give her car four flats, Matt



Sorry I couldn't resist using the "original song format"....one of my dreams would be to go up against Wayne Brady on the old "Whose Line is it Anyway" show.

TK

 

[celticlass]

#39. put your hand up at the circus when they ask for volunteers for the catapult demonstration, and ask them to set the destination for richmond, virginia... ahem lol just a suggestion, feel free to insert your own destination

Hehehe... I think Sydney would be nice myself. At least it's not 100 degrees there!

AP, hon, do you realize that Richmond VA is maybe 4 hours from me?