GeeBee Tech Support thread - pose questions, get answers

[islandman]

She would switch to ferrets.

 

[Noor]

There is only one hamster on this board, anything else is a mere imitation.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Byron In Exile]

There is only one hamster on this board, anything else is a mere imitation.

Moo is a mechanism.

His coos are random.

 

[Noor]

Moo is a mechanism.

His coos are random.

Actually not all are random.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Tech support: "Try turning off your computer, and then turn it back on again."

"Turn off your router, and then turn it back on again."

"Turn off your cable modem, and then turn it back on again."

"I'm sorry, we can't help you."

 

[Byron In Exile]

Actually not all are random.

This is becoming apparent.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'm ready to power down "tech support."

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fucking maroons...

 

[Byron In Exile]

They actually hire people.. and they get paid for this...

By the gods...

 

[Byron In Exile]

There's a jewish word for this... "verklempt"?

It's like... beyond words...

 

[Noor]

I have some Yiddish words for you

 

[lovetoread]

Tech support: "Try turning off your computer, and then turn it back on again."

"Turn off your router, and then turn it back on again."

"Turn off your cable modem, and then turn it back on again."

"I'm sorry, we can't help you."

Hey now, leave my script outta this.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I have some Yiddish words for you

 

[Byron In Exile]

Hey now, leave my script outta this.

It takes me about 20 minutes to convince them that I used to write firmware for disc controllers.

 

[Saint Peter]

"I will remotely connect to your computer and look at all of your lesbian porn and there is nothing you can do about it."

 

[islandman]

"I will remotely connect to your computer and look at all of your lesbian porn and there is nothing you can do about it."

I always figured Byron was a lesbian.

 

[lovetoread]

It takes me about 20 minutes to convince them that I used to write firmware for disc controllers.

That happens to me when I need Dell to send me a part.

"I will remotely connect to your computer and look at all of your lesbian porn and there is nothing you can do about it."

I cannot help that you had the best lesbian porn.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fuck your checklist. I'm way up the chain from that silly shit.

I'm the guy you can't ever talk to.

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

"Sorry, I'm not authorized for that"

 

[Saint Peter]

I cannot help that you had the best lesbian porn.

I am more than happy to share with somebody that fixed me up so thoroughly.

 

[Byron In Exile]

That happens to me when I need Dell to send me a part.

... and you designed it.

Yeah, that's believable.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I am more than happy to share with somebody that fixed me up so thoroughly.

Go weld something.

 

[Saint Peter]

Go post youtube links.

Alright.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Dolf is a ding-dong.

Adorable, but a ding-dong.

A ferris wheel... next it was a tank and then a kangaroo.

You are welcome.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Alright.

So post some.

Stop being such a stick in the mud.

Or, wait... it's dial-up in Colorado, isn't it?