asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
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I believe he discovered this thread long before I did.
So he must be one of yours.
Mine are better trained and fled at the first sign of...well, me.
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I believe he discovered this thread long before I did.
So he must be one of yours.
It's my only defense mechanism. I'm the manwhore version of an Ostrich.
It's my only defense mechanism. I'm the manwhore version of an Ostrich.
Mine are better trained and fled at the first sign of...well, me.

No fair. I'm sludgey today and you know it. What does that even mean?
Dude. I'm the one that taught you how to make them flee!
Sooooooo..you want me to go away? Very subtle hint! Sheesh!![]()
At the first sign of trouble an ostrich buries his head in the... sand... Just see my AV. Looks like ya'll caught a lively one.
Yes!
Leave your words of utter adorement of me and go!
But first.
*sidles up to you and smiles coyly*
You now Mr Fuxable...I left your thread so quickly...before..*runs a finger down your neck...* there's something I didn't get to do...![]()
Oh? *wraps hands around your waist* instead of me going away, should we be getting away instead?

Doh!!!!!!!
*starts building an isolation pen for you*
I really shouldn't be around people today.
*giggles as your hand pulls me in closer to you, sighing at the feel of your body against mine*
No, no..here's just fine...
It's quiet, here. I've sent everyone else away.
And besides...I don't need to go anywhere to...*POKES YOU IN THE OTHER EYE*
Gotcha![]()
ACTUALLY....I had the other eye removed, sensing your tomfoolery...you just poked socket, sweetheart....now, let the Appy mailing begin!
*gasp*
You dare come into this sanctuary of eye pokeage with an empty socket.
Sacrilegious!!!
*tests it again, feeling my finger lost in socket*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*sniffles and pouts*
You took away one of my favouritest things to do, ever.
You're just trying to make me go away![]()
I thought I was your favoritest thing to do ever......
*sigh*
I can take a hint.
I thought I was your favoritest thing to do ever......
*sigh*
I can take a hint.

*squeals and hugglesquishes you almost unconcious*
You're HOOOOOOOOOME!
What are YOU doing here!?!?
I banned you from the GO AWAY thread!!!
You are to go away from the go away thread so I never have to tell you to go away!!
And you're my favouritest thing to eeeeeeeeeeat. Even more than Tim Tams *nods*
*waves one in front of you...and leads you out of the thread in a non yelling go away at you way*
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What about now?![]()
Pffffffffffft!!
I aint scared of you, cutestuff..![]()
Not you either, APpypants..![]()
Pffffffffffft!!
I aint scared of you, cutestuff..![]()
You could at least pretend![]()
Let's fire him from our lives.