Go Away!!

[asian_princess]

So, what makes for a good Manwhore?

Oh, OP, I wanna rent a room in this thread.

*gasp*

TEKILLA! What are you doing in here??

Can't you read?!??!

*manwhore alarm goes off*

*super hot bots come in to chase you off*

There are manwhores, good manwhores, bad manwhores...and, apparently, this rare annoying breed that Graciesnort keep finding, the ethical manwhore

And then there are mansluts.

*growls*

They are the scum of the manwhore world.

And a good manwhore is one who encompasses all the manwhore traits, but who still treats his whores with the level of skill that they don't feel like they're being manwhored.

*narrows eyes* Which are you?

 

[teknight]

Et hicks?
I'm not an et-hick at all.
And I'm not a whore. I don't charge. I could.

And...wut?

I'm a me that's in need of coffee.

 

[asian_princess]

Et hicks?
I'm not an et-hick at all.
And I'm not a whore. I don't charge. I could.

And...wut?

I'm a me that's in need of coffee.

I've seen you when there's lesbian porn or choklit around.

If that's not CHAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGING i don't know what is, honeybunz.

Me too.

Shall we wait here whil- wait, distracting manwhore!!

GO AWAY!!!



...but come back through the back door with our coffeez.

 

[teknight]

I've seen you when there's lesbian porn or choklit around.

If that's not CHAAAAAAARRGGGGGGGGGGING i don't know what is, honeybunz.

Me too.

Shall we wait here whil- wait, distracting manwhore!!

GO AWAY!!!



...but come back through the back door with our coffeez.

A coffee enema, coming right up!

 

[asian_princess]

A coffee enema, coming right up!

Literally!

*squeals*

Damn. Can we sue for it being too hot?

 

[teknight]

Literally!

*squeals*

Damn. Can we sue for it being too hot?

But I've added milk to it and gotten it to body temp! Honest!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

*sneaks in un-noticed and sits in the corner, silently chomping on a giant tub of 'mallows*

*watches the action or now action, contemplating in tripping Tek up on his way out as he get's shunned out*

 

[teknight]

*sneaks in un-noticed and sits in the corner, silently chomping on a giant tub of 'mallows*

*watches the action or now action, contemplating in tripping Tek up on his way out as he get's shunned out*

*tek takes your giant tub of mallows*

Do I want to have a giant tub of mallows? Do I want mallows in general?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

*tek takes your giant tub of mallows*

Do I want to have a giant tub of mallows? Do I want mallows in general?

Yes you do, you know you do, don't deny yourself from temptation...go on...just have a few...go on....YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

 

[teknight]

Yes you do, you know you do, don't deny yourself from temptation...go on...just have a few...go on....YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!

Are we talking marsh-mallows?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Are we talking marsh-mallows?

Maybe, what do you wanna talk about? You took my tub away from me so....you decide.

 

[teknight]

Maybe, what do you wanna talk about? You took my tub away from me so....you decide.

Gah!
Wymins always wanna talk! Gab-gab-gab!

OK. I'll grab the coffee...just...err...don't ask where it's been.

 

[asian_princess]

*storms in and loads up my marshmallow bazooka and shoots the intruders*

Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO AWAY THREAD TRESPASSERS LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!



*blows on the gun barrel, swings it over my shoulder and picks up a marshmallow and pops it into my mouth*

 

[teknight]

*storms in and loads up my marshmallow bazooka and shoots the intruders*

Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO AWAY THREAD TRESPASSERS LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!



*blows on the gun barrel, swings it over my shoulder and picks up a marshmallow and pops it into my mouth*

*Matrix-dodges the marshmallows*
Babe, you give such good marshmallow-bazooka head!!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Gah!
Wymins always wanna talk! Gab-gab-gab!

OK. I'll grab the coffee...just...err...don't ask where it's been.

Piss OFF and take your complainin' self somewhere else! But I want my tub back before you go. Thankies spankies!

*storms in and loads up my marshmallow bazooka and shoots the intruders*

Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO AWAY THREAD TRESPASSERS LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!



*blows on the gun barrel, swings it over my shoulder and picks up a marshmallow and pops it into my mouth*

Naner naner, you missed me! Oi! I came bearing bazooka ammunitions ('mallow refills)...you don't want 'em?

No....?

 

[CuCuKM]

*growls and runs towards a-dora-ble with my bonking hammer...stop to give her a big tight good morninghugglegrope and then continues to chase her around the thread threateningly like a threatening threat*
*runs off to check the rulebook to see if cumcumberpickle humanlike doll carrying in a pickle sandwich for me have to be go away'd*

It says no!! You can stay!

But only until the sammich is eatened! Then *growls* Appy no talk to no wonder *growls around*

*giggles and gives the cucumpickle a nibble to go with my sandwich*

*blinks*

*confusion*

*doesn't know what to do*

*takes a step closer with each "appy?"*

*hugglesgropes the slaveybutt cos i no seen her for ages*

*stills confused and sits down pondering what to do*

*jumps up and down like a tiny cactuar from the ff series, tilts on my left leg and raises my right arm, hops again, and twirls around before settling down to quietly nibble on the sandwich piece.*

 

[teknight]

Piss OFF and take your complainin' self somewhere else! But I want my tub back before you go. Thankies spankies!

Piss off-piss on. Wasn't that in Karate Kid?

*hands you back an empty tub*

 

[CuCuKM]

*storms in and loads up my marshmallow bazooka and shoots the intruders*

Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GO AWAY THREAD TRESPASSERS LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!



*blows on the gun barrel, swings it over my shoulder and picks up a marshmallow and pops it into my mouth*

*finishes sandwich piece, topples to the floor as I try waddling out, jumps back up and waddles away a few feet before a stray mellow bops me, jumps up again, another mellow bops me, so I flip up, do a stiff armed wave and do cucumpickle cartwheels out of the room.*

 

[Graciesnort]

And a good manwhore is one who encompasses all the manwhore traits, but who still treats his whores with the level of skill that they don't feel like they're being manwhored.

*Has the above words of wisdom engraved on a phallipop*

Is it any wonder why I loves you?

 

[teknight]

*Comes in, takes a seat.*
Why did I have to eat a tub of mallows?
Blah!

 

[Graciesnort]

Maybe you were just trying to eat your way out when you got pushed into it?

Not that I know of anyone who would ever do something like that

 

[teknight]

Maybe you were just trying to eat your way out when you got pushed into it?

Not that I know of anyone who would ever do something like that

I find it more effective to eat my way in, if you get my drift.

 

[asian_princess]

I find it more effective to eat my way in, if you get my drift.

Er yeah.

She does.

But sometimes she tries not to on purpose.

And that's why she gets to stay in the Go Away thread

 

[asian_princess]

*finishes sandwich piece, topples to the floor as I try waddling out, jumps back up and waddles away a few feet before a stray mellow bops me, jumps up again, another mellow bops me, so I flip up, do a stiff armed wave and do cucumpickle cartwheels out of the room.*

A-a-a-a-and stay out!!!

Until lunch time in about 5 hours!!!

*turns back to the thread*

I luffs me some cucumpickle.

 

[teknight]

A-a-a-a-and stay out!!!

Until lunch time in about 5 hours!!!

*turns back to the thread*

I luffs me some cucumpickle.

"cum-pickle"
That's wrong.