Go Away!!

Tell us your theory first and then we'll see if you deserve the proof.



Oh, fucking hell.

That's just WRONG on so many freaking levels.

*glares at you*

I figure this....If I have made someone so detrmined to make me go away.....even if I disappear in body.....I am still going to be there to haunt your mind....just a theory..
 
I figure this....If I have made someone so detrmined to make me go away.....even if I disappear in body.....I am still going to be there to haunt your mind....just a theory..

An interesting theory, to be sure.

But you've never come up against minds like mine and Appysnort's :D

You'd run. Not walk :kiss:
 
*Sets down another coffee, using her finger to scoop a chunk of the foam off the top and licking it off her finger*

MWAH!
 
*Sets down another coffee, using her finger to scoop a chunk of the foam off the top and licking it off her finger*

MWAH!
Daylight! ;) I seeeee youuuuu, you're not getting out of a good dose of GO AWAY-age!!

But first...

COFFEE!! :kiss:

You are so to blame for my bonking rampage before!!! :D

*giggles and hugglesquishes and drags you off to the boobsquishing thread where I can haz my way with you*
 
*pokes head in to look* Gawd, this place is a mess. Half eaten marshmallows, monkey poop, unwashed coffee cups. This place is a pigsty! Oops, sorry, Mr. Piggy. No offense. ;)
 
*Waddles in as a cumcumberpickle humanlike doll carrying in a pickle sandwich for the princess*
 
did you say you wanted me to stop in and say hello? wait, is that my thread???

is this where i blurt what's on my mind?

do i have to tell you if i've been masturbating lately?

want to know 3 things about me?

*shrugs* i'll drop off these jew jew babies for you and see what kind of charming greeting you send me in return. i know you'll be happy to see me :D you luffs me!!

where are you?

appy? appy? appy? appy?
 
Oy. Don't mind me, Appysnort ... You knew this was coming.

*heads directly down to the basement with my special project, stopping to turn on the jukebox and tossing flyers about what not to do over my shoulder*

I've had it up to here! *frowns and gets the ladder out, climbs it* Up to here!

*goes about nailing my banner up on the foreheads of manwhores*

GO AWAY, MANWHORES!!

*steps back and admires my work before settling down in the corner with my soothing Starbucks*
 
*pokes head in to look* Gawd, this place is a mess. Half eaten marshmallows, monkey poop, unwashed coffee cups. This place is a pigsty! Oops, sorry, Mr. Piggy. No offense. ;)
*growls and runs towards a-dora-ble with my bonking hammer...stop to give her a big tight good morninghugglegrope and then continues to chase her around the thread threateningly like a threatening threat*
*Waddles in as a cumcumberpickle humanlike doll carrying in a pickle sandwich for the princess*
*runs off to check the rulebook to see if cumcumberpickle humanlike doll carrying in a pickle sandwich for me have to be go away'd*

It says no!! You can stay! :nana:

But only until the sammich is eatened! :mad: Then *growls* Appy no talk to no wonder *growls around*

*giggles and gives the cucumpickle a nibble to go with my sandwich*
did you say you wanted me to stop in and say hello? wait, is that my thread???

is this where i blurt what's on my mind?

do i have to tell you if i've been masturbating lately?

want to know 3 things about me?

*shrugs* i'll drop off these jew jew babies for you and see what kind of charming greeting you send me in return. i know you'll be happy to see me :D you luffs me!!

where are you?

appy? appy? appy? appy?

*blinks*

*confusion*

*doesn't know what to do*

*takes a step closer with each "appy?"*

*hugglesgropes the slaveybutt cos i no seen her for ages*

*stills confused and sits down pondering what to do*


:confused: :confused:
 
Oy. Don't mind me, Appysnort ... You knew this was coming.

*heads directly down to the basement with my special project, stopping to turn on the jukebox and tossing flyers about what not to do over my shoulder*

I've had it up to here! *frowns and gets the ladder out, climbs it* Up to here!

*goes about nailing my banner up on the foreheads of manwhores*

GO AWAY, MANWHORES!!

*steps back and admires my work before settling down in the corner with my soothing Starbucks*

*throws some nails at you to make sure that thing ain't ever coming down*

Dude.

That was a long post.

You wordy.
 
Oy. Don't mind me, Appysnort ... You knew this was coming.

*heads directly down to the basement with my special project, stopping to turn on the jukebox and tossing flyers about what not to do over my shoulder*

I've had it up to here! *frowns and gets the ladder out, climbs it* Up to here!

*goes about nailing my banner up on the foreheads of manwhores*

GO AWAY, MANWHORES!!

*steps back and admires my work before settling down in the corner with my soothing Starbucks*
So, what makes for a good Manwhore?

Oh, OP, I wanna rent a room in this thread.
 
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