asian_princess
Car-ma Sutra Test Dummy.
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2004
- Posts
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"cum-pickle"
That's wrong.
*sings* ...then I don't wanna be right...

*watches my singing send Tekilla fleeing from the thread*
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"cum-pickle"
That's wrong.

Hmph. I've heard worse. I've watched American Idol.*sings* ...then I don't wanna be right...
*watches my singing send Tekilla fleeing from the thread*
*blinks*
*confusion*
*doesn't know what to do*
*takes a step closer with each "appy?"*
*hugglesgropes the slaveybutt cos i no seen her for ages*
*stills confused and sits down pondering what to do*
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I find it more effective to eat my way in, if you get my drift.

Good!I have no idea what you mean![]()
Good!
I don't want you to get my drift. It is mine.
*skipping in*
*GRABBING SNORTY AND APPY*
*diving under the covers with chocolate*
*we're not leaving for days!*
I have thought it all out! I have chocolate and cabana boys
and I'm not afraid to use them.
Just you try to make me go away!
Not gonna do it.
I'm stuck to you like glue my darling boo!
I rhymed, gotta love me!

Chocolate? Cabana boys? Under the covers?
I'm SO in! BUT ...
*whispers* There have been manwhores in and out of here for days ... check and make sure there are no hidden cameras around here first![]()
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It just so happens? I have icky boy go away spray!
I'm not afraid to use it either. Don't worry sweetheart,
I got your back! Here, have a Tim Tam!
Now I know why you're Appy's Veeps![]()
I vote you get yourself a permanent room here.

i'll give you three days to quit hugglegroping my butt
i luff that you are confuzzled.
let me twirl you around a few times and see if that helps.........
*falls down laughing as appy staggers around like she's drunk*
hmmm.....is she drunk?
were you drinking without me?
*mumbles under my breath and goes to find something to drink*
Time works in mysterious ways here Slaveybutt, in the realm of Appy and Graciesnort's Go Awayville.
It could be feeling like foreeeeeeeeeevah but it's barely been a minute. This hugglebuttgroping could take awhile like, I'm VERY grumpy and mean right now..look *makes GRRRRR face* but i show you anyway cos...i like your bum.
*huggggggglllllleeeeeeeeeeeeegggrrrroooooopppppeeesssssssss*
See? that was barely a mosquito's minute (i dunno what that means I just made it up)
Now!! Gimme back my rum
*sculls rum while still hugglegroping*
*stands up*
*falls down*
Who am I?
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*runs through the door*
I do NOT like closed doors! No, no I don't.
Oh wait, umm, errr, sowwy it seems I've disturbed....umm-something?
Right, it's definitely something.
I'll come back later. *nods*
Yes, much later.
Some things make perfect sense.
*skipping in*
*GRABBING SNORTY AND APPY*
*diving under the covers with chocolate*
*we're not leaving for days!*
I have thought it all out! I have chocolate and cabana boys
and I'm not afraid to use them.
Just you try to make me go away!
Not gonna do it.
I'm stuck to you like glue my darling boo!
I rhymed, gotta love me!
Uh oh.
*looks at Gsnort*
Grumpy kryptonite coming our way.
What are we gonna do, what are we gonna do?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
*gets hit in the face with the De-grumpifier aka Veeeeperella*
*watches the Veep skip around the Go Awayville*
*feels a smile about to spread across my face*
Noooo!
*mumbles to self think about manwhores think about manwhores think about manwhores*
*suddenly thinks about manwhores dressed as cabana boys dipped in chocolate and smiles*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oh what the hell...
*jumps into a hugglesnuggle group huddle withe the Snort and the Veeps*
We tell NO ONE about this...nooooooooo one![]()

Hi Appy. Hope yo are having fun. Have a great day.![]()
Aw.
I can tell someone who wishes me a great day to Go Away!
How 'bout we just take a walk together outside instead *smiles*

Unlike you daring to venture into our inner sanctum
Be gone, I tell you, de-penis'd one, begone!![]()

Will you buy me icecream?That would be great.![]()
Oh I still have a penis. I had it stuffed and loaded with AA batteries.![]()
Will you buy me icecream?
Oh. *smacks forehead*
Of course.
That explains why it almost looks life size for once.
Uh oh.
*looks at Gsnort*
Grumpy kryptonite coming our way.
What are we gonna do, what are we gonna do?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
*gets hit in the face with the De-grumpifier aka Veeeeperella*
*watches the Veep skip around the Go Awayville*
*feels a smile about to spread across my face*
Noooo!
*mumbles to self think about manwhores think about manwhores think about manwhores*
*suddenly thinks about manwhores dressed as cabana boys dipped in chocolate and smiles*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Oh what the hell...
*jumps into a hugglesnuggle group huddle withe the Snort and the Veeps*
We tell NO ONE about this...nooooooooo one![]()
It's not the size that counts...
it's how you don't use it![]()