Good, bad, and worst

[LiveWire64]

(Worse)
She's giving up men all together.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

Good - he asked me out to lunch.

 

[fsa52]

Bad- At the hotdog stand on the corner

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Good - he asked me out to lunch.

Bad- At the hotdog stand on the corner

Worse- He claims to have left his wallet in his desk drawer; can you cover for him?

 

[Macdaddy23]

Worse- He claims to have left his wallet in his desk drawer; can you cover for him?

(Good)
Of course I can

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(BAD) The man who just offered to cover for him is your ex

 

[fieldmeister68]

(BAD) The man who just offered to cover for him is your ex

Wose

his credit card was declined for $4.75

 

[NorthernPA4U]

(Good)
Of course I can

(BAD) The man who just offered to cover for him is your ex

Worse- He seems to be interested in your date ... and vice-versa.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Wose

his credit card was declined for $4.75

(Good)
I have a brand new credit card

 

[NorthernPA4U]

(Good)
I have a brand new credit card

Bad- It was issued by the National Bank of Nigeria after you agreed to help them with a little financial problem they had e-mailed you about.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Bad- It was issued by the National Bank of Nigeria after you agreed to help them with a little financial problem they had e-mailed you about.

(Worse)
The fucking bank shut down!

 

[kendra1980]

(good) I find the perfect image for the tattoo I always wanted, and make an appt to get it done.

 

[fieldmeister68]

(good) I find the perfect image for the tattoo I always wanted, and make an appt to get it done.

The "artist" you went to reeks of gin, the parlor smells of weed, and the needles dont look so hot.

 

[Macdaddy23]

The "artist" you went to reeks of gin, the parlor smells of weed, and the needles dont look so hot.

(Worst)
You end up in the hospital over an infection from the needles.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(GOOD) I got a gift certificate for the spa!

 

[kendra1980]

(GOOD) I got a gift certificate for the spa!

(bad) you walk in and the place looks more bordello than spa

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

worse - your masseur has leprosy

 

[Macdaddy23]

worse - your masseur has leprosy

(Good)
I get a massage by a two Swedish women with long blond hair and natural breasts that I end up having sex with.

 

[fieldmeister68]

(Good)
I get a massage by a two Swedish women with long blond hair and natural breasts that I end up having sex with.

(bad)

They used to be men

 

[Macdaddy23]

(bad)

They used to be men

(Worse)
One of them shot me in the ass and I end up in the hospital

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(Worse)
One of them shot me in the ass and I end up in the hospital

(GOOD) I had a hot nurse

 

[Macdaddy23]

(GOOD) I had a hot nurse

(Bad)
The hot nurse took $100 bucks from me

 

[GiggLeGasm]

(Bad)
The hot nurse took $100 bucks from me

(WORSE) I'd discreetly hidden the cash in my "you know what"

 

[Macdaddy23]

(WORSE) I'd discreetly hidden the cash in my "you know what"

(Good)
I find the $100 I had lost

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(Good)
I find the $100 I had lost

(bad)

it's in a pile of dog poo