Good, bad, and worst

[fsa52]

(bad)

it's in a pile of dog poo

Worse- You dig it out to find that it's been torn in half and useless.

 

[Macdaddy23]

Worse- You dig it out to find that it's been torn in half and useless.

(Good)
I walk upon a bus full of Victoria's Secret Model's and am offered a ride with half nude women.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(bad)

they are not actually half-nude women, but nude half-women, the other half of them being male. lol (bottom half btw)

 

[Macdaddy23]

(bad)

they are not actually half-nude women, but nude half-women, the other half of them being male. lol (bottom half btw)

(Worse)
I'm kicked off the bus naked.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(good)

I've got a box of chocolates.

 

[fieldmeister68]

(good)

I've got a box of chocolates.

(bad)

youve taken a bite out of each one

 

[LiveWire64]

(bad)

youve taken a bite out of each one

(Worse) The FDA had issued a recall on them.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

(Good) I got new job.

 

[LiveWire64]

(Good) I got new job.

(bad) The pay is min. wage.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

(bad) The pay is min. wage.

(Worst) I work for the Mafia.

 

[LiveWire64]

(Good) I am being sent on vacation.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

(Good) I am being sent on vacation.

(Bad) It's to Jail

 

[Aurantica]

(Bad) It's to Jail

Worse: Its a maximum sercurity facility, and you'll be in Solitary.

 

[LiveWire64]

(GOOD) There's a new car on the market.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(bad)

it costs £1 000 000.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

(bad)

it costs £1 000 000.

(Worst) It's a untested vehicle.

 

[kendra1980]

I find just the right dress for a wedding I have to attend.

 

[mickyp123]

I find just the right dress for a wedding I have to attend.

The Bad

It gives your credit cards limit a nudge.

 

[kara1234]

worst
The back seam tears the first time you put it on.

 

[lance gt]

worst
The back seam tears the first time you put it on.

the good,

he was going to tear them off you anyway when he ravished you.

 

[ZipBlockBloodie]

(Good) It's Friday and the weekend is about to start.

 

[Juicybicuriouslady]

(Good) It's Friday and the weekend is about to start.

(bad) You already got so drunk because it's Friday that you feel as sick as a dog.

 

[LiveWire64]

................................!

 

[LiveWire64]

(Good) It's Friday and the weekend is about to start.

(bad) You already got so drunk because it's Friday that you feel as sick as a dog.

(Worse) You just got called back into work.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Good
You got a week off from work with pay