Hand Jobs

[old_scratch]

Yeah, but it's not hard to get a vagina. It really isn't any more trouble than a woman getting fake tits. It's penises that are the problem due to the shortage of erectile tissue.

There shouldn't be a problem finding erectile tissue; half the earth's population has one. The problem is, the erectile tissue that you want isn't always attached to the person you want.

 

[Bulldog97]

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[infinity706]

There shouldn't be a problem finding erectile tissue; half the earth's population has one. The problem is, the erectile tissue that you want isn't always attached to the person you want.

I meant surgical creation. Vaginas are much easier to create.

 

[qrayze]

You know what I really hate? It's hand jobs. I know, I live a pretty charmed life when that registers on my hatred scale, but I can't help it I really do.

If any ladies are reading this, if you're at the point in a relationship where a hand job the only level of sexual contact you have with your partner, just give up on it. Leave, break up, whatever. Every time I've received a hand job from a woman I though: "I've been doing this since I was 12 and you're doing it wrong."

In short, I would rather go without than have to endure even one hand job.

I agree.

If a guy is so bad at lovemaking that he inspires you to do nothing but give a lousy handjob, leave him. There are better, more worthy men out there.