AbsintheFather
Passing some time
- Joined
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Yup!!
HYE been on a horse nekkid?
Nope - I think that could be a very painful trot
Ever get aroused on the horn of the saddle?
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Yup!!
HYE been on a horse nekkid?
Nope - I think that could be a very painful trot
Ever get aroused on the horn of the saddle?
YEOWCH! Nope.
HYE seen horses mate?
YEOWCH! Nope.
HYE seen horses mate?
yes... it looked painful...
HYE been intriqued by animals mating?
Nope, but once I had a very sexy young lady describe her horse mating to me.
Nope, maybe some animal-like people in a porno though
Ever use a riding crop as a sex toy?
Yup. Not saying anything else.
HYE had a crop used on you?
Yup - but it was by my mother when I was a bad kidShe also had ping pong paddles and other assorted implements of corporal punishment.
Do you think you were considered a 'bad' kid?
I used my cover well!I think so yes...
HYE let someone take the blame for you?
Nope. I'm too soft hearted.
HYE been caught red handed and STILL gotten out of it?
Man, yes. Red AND wet handed
HYE posted on Lit honestly, but primarily just to get chance to hold out that you're really fucking horny, and available for pretty much anything?![]()
No, but it's a fantasy (and on my sexual bucket list)
HYE slept with someone you weren't actually physically attracted to?
Well, um...not sure that's unusual? Isn't everyone here pretty much because they are horny?
HYE been told by your SO, "you're good at flirting" when you were flirting with the waitperson?
Yes
HYE had a person come to you and ask if it was OK to dance with your SO/spouse?
Yeah, but it was a friend and it was totally cool.
HYE been dancing with someone and had someone say "that's my woman there, and I'm a man who cares, and this might be all for you."
uh no...lol
have you ever had somebody p.m. You to say "I just want you to sit on my face"?
No, but I have a feeling women are more frequent recipients of such private messages.
HYE sat on a partner's face in real life, and if so did that person enjoy it?

Yes and DUH.
HYE stuck your fingers up a woman's hiney while she was riding your face?
Yes and DUH.
HYE stuck your fingers up a woman's hiney while she was riding your face?
Not while she was riding my face.
HYE stuck your finger up a man's hiney when you were giving him a bj?
Mmmmm... Most certainly.
Ever had someone have an adverse reaction to hiney play?
Mmmmm... Most certainly.
Ever had someone have an adverse reaction to hiney play?
Yup....
HYE had to convince someone to play with your hiney?

Never had any complaints. Hard to complain while getting a blowjob i guess
Nope. People like my hiney i guess
HYE tried anal play with someone without ever discussing it beforehand?
Well, I'm not sure. It's not like I sat her down at the table and said, "honey, tonight I wanna play with your butt. Can we discuss that?"
I mean, I whispered something sexy in her ear like, "you've got a nice ass, I wanna play with it..." and then proceeded to...
HYE sat a partner down and discussed what was and was not off limits?
No, far to clinical
HYE had an affair?