*Twisted*
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HYE stumbled upon co-workers in the middle of having sex?
HYE photocopied your ass on the office copier?
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nopeNo
HYE stumbled upon co-workers in the middle of having sex?
nope
HYE photocopied your ass on the office copier?
YesHaha. No, but that's funny.
Have you ever played around at the office?
nopeYes
HYE had sex on public transit?
nope
HYE had sex with your boss's wife, husband, or S/O?
No.
HYE had sex with your boss?
neverMy parents were too busy for friends.
HYE walked out on a job?
never
HYE gone back to an old bf/gf just for the sex?
Yes, my guitar lessons instructorhe was/is pretty smokin!
HYE made a sex song playlist

Nice. Agile fingers? Dexterousness? Strong hands? *sighs*
Sex song playlist, yes! of course! am listening to one right now.
HYE recorded an audio and it accidentally integrated with your i-tunes, and then when you put your music on random, in front of friends and family, you all of a sudden hear yourself moaning? And then you take flying leap to the laptop to click next?
*hangs head*
LOL, sounds like the time we made the lights flicker.
Just got done playing our song list. And no, no audio for public consumption.
HYE lived out a fantasy and had it be as good as you imagined?
It was a butt fucking fantasy and I have
HYE been forced into kinky sex
Forced no, convicted yes.
HYE found you like a kink you thought you wouldn't?
Yes, I was completely opposed to anal and being tied up.
With the right (considerate, tender, passionate) lover I've discovered that I can enjoy both of them.
HYE danced naked in the moonlight?
Yes, but it's been much too long since the last time I did.
HYE danced naked in the rain?
HYE used a sex swing?
Yes, I haveVery very nice... Again it's been too long
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HYE used a sex swing?
Yes - was not as fun as I had expected it to be...
It was something called a Taiwan basket. And while fun in a way, just not as much fun as simply having the lady straddling me. To each their own.
HYE used a sex toy or simply masturbated in a public place?
If while driving on the highway counts as public, then yes to both.
HYE had a bag searched that contained your sex toy(s)?
HYE been embarrassed by your kids finding your toys
yes, seen it and have had to do it tooNo kids, no problem.
Have you ever seen a clothed guy attempting to disguise his erection?
HYE been so turned on that wetness showed through your jeans/slacks/shorts?