hot tub and dirty jokes......

[trixiefirecracker]

Re: Re: A fellow Brit.....!!

Hi Trixie, 's nice to see another Brit.
<waves back>

Yes I got the "Cum Dancing" joke ... in fact I slipped in it !!
<doing the Tanglefoot waltz across the room>

LOL....finally...someone who gets my sense of humor....hurrah!!

 

[LAPSUS LlNGUAE]

Just a quick one ...

Two ladies were sitting at the bus stop smoking cigarettes one day when
it started to rain. The younger one pulled out a condom, cut the tip off,
put it over the cigarette and continued smoking her Camel,
without the rain bothering her.
The older old lady was amazed and said "Wow, that's a great idea. What
is that thing?"
"It's a condom". Replied the younger one.
"Wow- where can I get one of those?"
"Oh, you can get them at any drug store or grocery store." Replied the young one.
So the next day,the old woman went into a drug store. "Hi," she told the clerk,
" I would like some condoms please."
The clerk was surprised at such an old lady wanting to buy condoms,
but tried to act cool and asked:"UHmmm, what size?"
And the old lady did not hesitate
"Oh, one that would fit a Camel, please!!"

 

[stargirl32]

becarefull what you kiss ,,,,!!!!!!!!!!

hi fellow brits let us unite and take this board over ,, hee he ok maybe not ,,, slobers kat baby





http://www.funs.co.uk/comic/5.jpg






hee hee hee cum dancing that jokes older than kat ...

 

[LAPSUS LlNGUAE]

Re: Re: Re: A fellow Brit.....!!

LOL....finally...someone who gets my sense of humor....hurrah!!

As a northern Lass, Trixie, do you know that Yorkshire lad, Willy 'Eckerslike??
he he he

 

[trixiefirecracker]

LOL...Star we could just start a Bad Brit Joke Thread....but that would be tradgic.....!!

Although I know lots of bad jokes...so thats gotta be more tradgic.....LOL

 

[Magnolia]

NOOOOOOOOOOOo

DON"T LEAVE US>>>>>>>>>Magnolia

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL...Star we could just start a Bad Brit Joke Thread....but that would be tradgic.....!!

Although I know lots of bad jokes...so thats gotta be more tradgic.....LOL

Oh, please let me know if you start that thread...I'll make sure i stay *away* from it

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Oh, please let me know if you start that thread...I'll make sure i stay *away* from it

LOL mav...your just pissed cause you dont get my witty Brit humor....yeah right....!!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL mav...your just pissed cause you dont get my witty Brit humor....yeah right....!!

NOONE gets your shitty...oops...i mean... "witty" Brit humor, honey

 

[trixiefirecracker]

NOONE gets your shitty...oops...i mean... "witty" Brit humor, honey

Ohhhh put your handbag away biatch.......LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ohhhh put your handbag away biatch.......LOL

LMAO
(ok, was that a joke? or am i just laughing for the hell of it? )

 

[trixiefirecracker]

LMAO
(ok, was that a joke? or am i just laughing for the hell of it? )

I give up with you Mav...I really do....LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I give up with you Mav...I really do....LOL

Awwww...never give UP hon...just look at me if you need inspiration!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Awwww...never give UP hon...just look at me if you need inspiration!

MMM...what a view.....

 

[Mav Unlimited]

MMM...what a view.....

Didn't we already go over that?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Didn't we already go over that?

Well yeah.......but i was just reiterating my point....LOL

(Mav..do you know what im talking about? *G)

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Well yeah.......but i was just reiterating my point....LOL

(Mav..do you know what im talking about? *G)

Nope. I don't have a fucking clue! Why don't you explain it to me hon?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Nope. I don't have a fucking clue! Why don't you explain it to me hon?

Damn cheeky whipersnapper!! Dont cheek your elders boy....LMAO

(Am I older than Mav? thats a good point....LOL)

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Damn cheeky whipersnapper!! Dont cheek your elders boy....LMAO

(Am I older than Mav? thats a good point....LOL)

*grins* Not sure babe...just check my profile. Anyway, I like your sun-sign

 

[trixiefirecracker]

*grins* Not sure babe...just check my profile. Anyway, I like your sun-sign

Bugger.....you are a year and two days older than me....LOL

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Bugger.....you are a year and two days older than me....LOL

I look much younger though *grins* So you can take advantage of that if you want!

 

[trixiefirecracker]

I look much younger though *grins* So you can take advantage of that if you want!

Heh heh.....well I look at least 45 so that would work....LOL

And could you stop posting so dayum fast!! I can't keep up!!!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Heh heh.....well I look at least 45 so that would work....LOL

And could you stop posting so dayum fast!! I can't keep up!!!

If you can't keep up on here, how ya gonna keep up in there, sweetie?

 

[trixiefirecracker]

If you can't keep up on here, how ya gonna keep up in there, sweetie?

LOL..keep up in where????

 

[Mav Unlimited]

LOL..keep up in where????

*grins* You know exactly where.