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Re: Re: A fellow Brit.....!!

LAPSUS LlNGUAE said:


Hi Trixie, 's nice to see another Brit.
<waves back>

Yes I got the "Cum Dancing" joke ... in fact I slipped in it !!
<doing the Tanglefoot waltz across the room> :)

LOL....finally...someone who gets my sense of humor....hurrah!!
 
Just a quick one ...

Two ladies were sitting at the bus stop smoking cigarettes one day when
it started to rain. The younger one pulled out a condom, cut the tip off,
put it over the cigarette and continued smoking her Camel,
without the rain bothering her.
The older old lady was amazed and said "Wow, that's a great idea. What
is that thing?"
"It's a condom". Replied the younger one.
"Wow- where can I get one of those?"
"Oh, you can get them at any drug store or grocery store." Replied the young one.
So the next day,the old woman went into a drug store. "Hi," she told the clerk,
" I would like some condoms please."
The clerk was surprised at such an old lady wanting to buy condoms,
but tried to act cool and asked:"UHmmm, what size?"
And the old lady did not hesitate
"Oh, one that would fit a Camel, please!!" :D
 
Re: Re: Re: A fellow Brit.....!!

trixiefirecracker said:


LOL....finally...someone who gets my sense of humor....hurrah!!

As a northern Lass, Trixie, do you know that Yorkshire lad, Willy 'Eckerslike??
he he he
 
LOL...Star we could just start a Bad Brit Joke Thread....but that would be tradgic.....!!

Although I know lots of bad jokes...so thats gotta be more tradgic.....LOL
 
trixiefirecracker said:
LOL...Star we could just start a Bad Brit Joke Thread....but that would be tradgic.....!!

Although I know lots of bad jokes...so thats gotta be more tradgic.....LOL

Oh, please let me know if you start that thread...I'll make sure i stay *away* from it :p :D
 
Mav Unlimited said:


Oh, please let me know if you start that thread...I'll make sure i stay *away* from it :p :D

LOL mav...your just pissed cause you dont get my witty Brit humor....yeah right....!! :p
 
trixiefirecracker said:


LOL mav...your just pissed cause you dont get my witty Brit humor....yeah right....!! :p

NOONE gets your shitty...oops...i mean... "witty" Brit humor, honey :D
 
trixiefirecracker said:


Well yeah.......but i was just reiterating my point....LOL

(Mav..do you know what im talking about? *G)

Nope. I don't have a fucking clue! :D Why don't you explain it to me hon? :p
 
Mav Unlimited said:


Nope. I don't have a fucking clue! :D Why don't you explain it to me hon? :p

Damn cheeky whipersnapper!! Dont cheek your elders boy....LMAO

(Am I older than Mav? thats a good point....LOL)
 
trixiefirecracker said:


Damn cheeky whipersnapper!! Dont cheek your elders boy....LMAO

(Am I older than Mav? thats a good point....LOL)

*grins* Not sure babe...just check my profile. Anyway, I like your sun-sign :D
 
trixiefirecracker said:


Bugger.....you are a year and two days older than me....LOL

I look much younger though *grins* So you can take advantage of that if you want! ;)
 
Mav Unlimited said:


I look much younger though *grins* So you can take advantage of that if you want! ;)

Heh heh.....well I look at least 45 so that would work....LOL

And could you stop posting so dayum fast!! I can't keep up!!!
 
trixiefirecracker said:


Heh heh.....well I look at least 45 so that would work....LOL

And could you stop posting so dayum fast!! I can't keep up!!!

If you can't keep up on here, how ya gonna keep up in there, sweetie? :devil: ;)
 
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