How Attractive Are You?

[Carl East]

So are you saying that you don't need a hand job then?

Gauche

I always enjoy hand jobs, but I have my right hand for that (which I like to call swifty) and besides I've never come across a woman yet who knew how to give a good hand job.

Carl

 

[herecomestherain]

Carl East wrote;

and besides I've never come across a woman yet who knew how to give a good hand job.

Tell me that's not a pun!

 

[Carl East]

Carl East wrote;

Tell me that's not a pun!

Why? Are you telling me you know someone who can.

Carl

 

[LongSlow4Plays]

Invisible?

I'm fairly satisfied with my face--my body, not so much. Wish I had the one I had in '73, and had worked out then as much as I do now.

I have, unfortunately, reached the age at which women frequently become invisible.

How we all might fantasize to become invisible
to go places,,n not be seen
to go where woman are nakid
as we are nakid- but Invisible

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As for me I am Attractive
its my eyes that get most women
most say I have sexy eyes
n say that would like to Fuck my eyes
My eyes? u wanna Fuck?
go figure??

 

[RenzaJones]

I'm effing hot

 

[Carl East]

I'm effing hot

We Know.

Carl

 

[oggbashan]

I'm old, too heavy, bearded and balding (which can only be seen if you are tall enough).

I only get noticed when I dress up as Henry VIII, wear black pantyhose, colour my beard and wear my cake to cover the bald patch. I don't need much padding but there is space for a six pack* inside the costume.

Og

*of beer, of course.

 

[RenzaJones]

hmm I used to have a six pack but now I have sort of a keg or the new and improved party pack depending on your preferences

 

[oggbashan]

The six pack is portable and concealed. I don't think HenryVIII would look quite right if towing a drinks trolley.

Og

 

[Carl East]

I was going to say, I've got a six pack, but it's more like two of them. lol

Carl

 

[Randi Grail]

and besides I've never come across a woman yet who knew how to give a good hand job.

Want a sample?


Am I attractive, as in western beauty ideal attractive?
I'm not hideous, and have a fairly good shape for someone trying to stay fit. That's all I can say really.

Someone here said that all people can be attractive, and that is very true. And I like myself and have no bad esteem over my looks, so if I want to, I can act as if I'm hot as hell on a warm day. That's more than enough to make the target of my attention drool.

Vella, if that is you in the AV, you have stunning eyes and a really sweet smile. Maybe they don't whistle, but belive me, they wouldn't say no. I wouldn't.

 

[Guest]

just dont call me ma'am.

Oh, I hate that too, Vella, especially if 'they' are older than ten. P.

 

[Guest]

Oh, I hate that too, Vella, especially if 'they' are older than ten. P.

I used to think I didn't like it, too. That is until I, quite surprisingly, found myself in a certain situation. I found it quite hot under that circumstance.

Lou

 

[ruminator]

It may be a bad sign for being attractive in that I notice my dog always shuts his eyes or looks away when he humps my leg.

......a face that was made for radio.

 

[Carl East]

Want a sample?

Oh yes!

Carl

 

[raphy]

Physical attractiveness (or aesthetics, if you will) is always a touchy subject around people. Like Affirmation implied in his first post, conversations about this subject usually always end up with "Physical looks don't matter, it's what's inside that counts"

Yeah, yeah, sure. Heard it all before. Doesn't mean it isn't true, of course, but sure, we've all been down that road.

Why do you think people get so touchy about their physical appearance, and work so hard at establishing that their personality is an attractive one, regardless of their outward appearance?

For that matter, why do we think some people are physically attractive, and others not? Does it make us shallow to look at a person and say 'Now he's a handsome man', or 'she's a hot-looking lady'?

Are we supposed to 'deny' the role our eyes play when looking for an suitable partner in life.

Don't get me wrong - Everyone knows how whisper and I met, and we spoke for a long time before I ever saw a picture of her, and by then I would not have cared if she was Quasimodo's older sister (I got lucky, she turned out to be beautiful) ... So I'm not making any judgements on people who *do* value physical appearances, or on people who *don't* - I'm just questioning the stigmata that society imposes upon people who are attracted to other people's physical appearance.

If we, as people, truly didn't care what we looked like, we wouldn't bother getting dressed up to go out for dinner. Sales of mirrors would plummet overnight. Cosmetics would become a thing of the past. We'd get up, run a hand through our bedhead hair, pull on the first items of clothing that came to hand and head out the door to work.

Who here doesn't feel a tiny flush of pride when someone says to them "Hey, you look great today!"? Everyone does. Brides want to look beautiful on their wedding day. Why? If looking beautiful is so shallow and meaningless, why do we even care about it? Why not head down the aisle in sweat pants and an old t-shirt?

As for answering the question (I knew I'd get around to it eventually) .. I don't know. These days, I think I'm pretty attractive. I don't have the body I did 10 years ago, but if I dress right, you can't tell. I still weigh the same, anyway. I still have a fairly hard time accepting compliments, because like a lot of people, I wasn't considered attractive in high school. I was the skinny slanty-eyed chinese kid in glasses that got picked on and I spent 3 or 4 years in college working my way past that. I grew my hair, I worked out, I bulked up, I had laser surgery on my eyes. I moved from the skinny little boy in big black NHS spectacles to the man I am today. And I'm pleased with the changes I made.

See, I'm well aware that I'm not immune to the demands placed on me and my physical appearance by society. Do I wish I was? I don't know. It would probably make my life easier, that's for sure .. But at the same time, I can't hide the fact that I like when I see when I look in the mirror after I've gotted dressed up.

Will I ever be able to supress that? Would I want to? Would you?

 

[Carl East]

Physical attractiveness (or aesthetics, if you will) is always a touchy subject around people. Like Affirmation implied in his first post, conversations about this subject usually always end up with "Physical looks don't matter, it's what's inside that counts"

I'm going to be serious for just a minute, I know it's out of character. lol

I've never believed that looks are everything, in fact I've always looked for a connection between her and myself, as opposed to any single good feature. I've quite literally talked with friends on IM's that I've never seen, some of which are the nicest people I've ever talked to.

Don't get me wrong, Physical attractiveness is a desirable thing, it's just not all important, at least not to me. I'll never forget meeting my best friends latest girl friend and thinking how stunning she was. Only to find out a little while later that she was the ultra bitch of the known universe. Looks were the only thing she did have, needless to say their relationship lasted all of two months.

Carl

 

[cloudy]

I'm going to be serious for just a minute, I know it's out of character. lol

I've never believed that looks are everything, in fact I've always looked for a connection between her and myself, as opposed to any single good feature. I've quite literally talked with friends on IM's that I've never seen, some of which are the nicest people I've ever talked to.

Don't get me wrong, Physical attractiveness is a desirable thing, it's just not all important, at least not to me. I'll never forget meeting my best friends latest girl friend and thinking how stunning she was. Only to find out a little while later that she was the ultra bitch of the known universe. Looks were the only thing she did have, needless to say their relationship lasted all of two months.

Carl

Well, pretty is as pretty does - Forrest Gump, I believe.

Attractiveness is all well and good - it gets someone the initial attention. Holding that attention is something way beyond looks.

When I was still managing a large retail store, there was a college student named Alex who worked for me on all his breaks, summer, etc.

He wasn't ugly, but was so plain as to be almost invisible. He was about 6'4", maybe weighed all of 140 lbs, fire-engine red hair, and a very pale complexion. I felt sorry for him when I first met him.

After I'd gotten to know him, he was my favorite to work with. He was extremely intelligent and knowledgable about tons of things, and had the most wacky and wicked sense of humor I'd ever run across. I looked at Alex with new eyes, and felt that his girlfriend must be very lucky.

Just goes to show ya....

 

[Guest]

I used to think I didn't like it, too. That is until I, quite surprisingly, found myself in a certain situation. I found it quite hot under that circumstance.

Lou

**aside: i hear ya Lou. though i would rather be called Mistress in that situation im assuming you might be referring to..

i know ass u me..

 

[Guest]

Just goes to show ya....

Yep, I find Gauche's smoking Gollum inexplicably arousing.

Perdita

 

[gothgodess]

Face wise not bad, I'm not going to win a beauty contest but I ain't hideous, body wise I don't go their.

lets just say I went paddling on skegness beach and flippin greenpeace tried to throw me back!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have a good sense of humor, it detracts from my looks....lol.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I'm a real hottie... in a Danny DiVitoish kind of way.

someone was talking about pygmies with over compensatory tongues.. why did that flash though my head..

taltos

 

[Carl East]

I have a good sense of humor, it detracts from my looks....lol.

I've never seen you ABS, but I don't need to, to know that I like you. From the very first time I read anything that you wrote on this board, I knew you were someone I'd like to meet. Of course that won't happen, my point is you've got something that's far more valuable than looks alone. If only we could market it, we'd make a fortune. lol

Carl