How Attractive Are You?

[Guest]

I'm ugly, but in an attractive way.

I'n glad you said that, Boota. I have had my share of pretty boys, but what I really love is ugly/handsome (or handsome/ugly) men. By ugly I don't really mean unattractive. I like cragginess, roughness, worn-ness, weathered-ness, etc. I like odd nose shapes, odd skin tones, odd hair, even a non-arse. An odd looking bloke is so much more interesting (odd-looking women too). Of course the odd personality must lie beneath.

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

even a non-arse.

Perdita

Well - you can get that with just about any Brit male, can't you?

 

[Carl East]

Well - you can get that with just about any Brit male, can't you?

I resemble that remark.

Carl

 

[Guest]

Well - you can get that with just about any Brit male, can't you?

That is soooooooo funny, Ch. I can't stop grinning. I did have a Greek husband without one ( loved it too). P.

 

[Guest]

Well - you can get that with just about any Brit male, can't you?

Not the ones I know.

(I had to say that, to save myself getting into more trouble than usual. )

Lou

 

[Carl East]

Not the ones I know.

(I had to say that, to save myself getting into more trouble than usual. )

Lou

They don't know it Lou, but I have a very cheeky little bottom. lol

Carl

 

[CharleyH]

Not the ones I know.

(I had to say that, to save myself getting into more trouble than usual. )

Lou

LOL - Every thread I visit . . . YOU are in trouble

 

[Guest]

They don't know it Lou, but I have a very cheeky little bottom.

Show me, erm, us.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

I'm 5'3", 420 lbs, bald and I have a beard down to my knees. I'm dead sexy. I'm also a compulsive liar.

But people tell me I have a great sense of humor.

 

[Guest]

I'm 5'3", 420 lbs, bald and I have a beard down to my knees. I'm dead sexy. I'm also a compulsive liar.

But people tell me I have a great sense of humor.

I would!

Lou

 

[Guest]

LOL - Every thread I visit . . . YOU are in trouble

Erm, yeah. I wouldn't do anything to change that, though.

Lou

 

[Guest]

They don't know it Lou, but I have a very cheeky little bottom. lol

Carl

And, yes, I know you do!

Oops! You didn't know I've been stalking you, did you?

Eep!

Lou

 

[Liar]

I used to think my face was decent enough looking... until it smashed into a windshield at 55mph. Pretty much everyone says the scars (none of the cuts were bad enough for stitches) aren't even noticeable to them anymore, but I still know they are there....

The most physically attractive woman I've ever met in person works as a police officer. A year before I met her, she had had an incident in the line of duty, with two aggressive and mistrained pitbull terriers. Her left cheek had been practically torn off, and stitched back to her face again, and she had an equally nasty scar on her forehead.

Her scars were very visible indeed, two long white runes in her otherwise olive skinned face. But she looked at me, smiled a knee weakening smile, and everything, scars, the room, my sanity, quickly faded away into oblivion.

It was a pure physical visual impression, since I didn't know her at all yet. (She turned out to be a wonderful person too, but that's another story.) What I try to say is that that kind of attraction runs deeper than the impeccable-ness (weird word, but you get the point) of the skin, and added imperfections does very little to hide the underlying beauty. At least to me they don't.

 

[sweetnpetite]

LOL - Every thread I visit . . . YOU are in trouble

That's like saying that water is wet

 

[dr_mabeuse]

It's as if we're socially conditioned to:

a) deny that we find physically attractive people attractive

and

b) feel guilty (and shallow, etc etc) if we do

I think what it is is that people are essentially kind at heart. We know that there's not much you can do about the way you look, but we like to believe you can change your attitude and the way you act. So by telling each other that beauty comes from within, we're saying that we all have the power to make ourselves beautiful, and that despite having a nose like Cyrano de Bergerac we can still be gorgeous.

And also, it happens to be true. Natural beauty is great, as is a nice car and nice clothes and a manly voice, but things like sexiness and attractiveness are largely a matter of character and attitude. Whether we can actually change our character and attitude is a moot point, but we like to think we can.

---dr.M.

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

I'm attractive, but then I'm only a figment of someone else's imagination.

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Showing Og how it's done.

Jeanne

 

[CharleyH]

I'm as attractive as I will ever be . . . unless I go to Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon, and then . . . well, your guess is as good as mine

Cracker Jack suddenly pops into my head?

 

[SlickTony]

There was a point beyond which Michael Jackson should have quit while he was ahead, and he passed it several operations ago.

 

[CharleyH]

There was a point beyond which Michael Jackson should have quit while he was ahead, and he passed it several operations ago.

LOL - Oh I know, but when in 30 years, if I decide to hire a PS, I doubt I will want to go to someone who was willing to cross that point . . . 6 operations ago. Would you?

 

[SummerMorning]

a nose like Cyrano de Bergerac we can still be gorgeous...

Mmm... noses. I love women with interesting noses...

Actually, the only woman I've been with and didn't actually "love" was one with an unattractively pert and billboardy nose... hmm... odd that...

We all have our fetishes I guess...

 

[Carl East]

I'll tell you something, if attractiveness was based on how you treat women, I'd be fucking gorgeous.

Carl

 

[cloudy]

I'll tell you something, if attractiveness was based on how you treat women, I'd be fucking gorgeous.

Carl

Who says you're not already???

Gorgeous-ness is more than what's on the outside, sweetheart.

 

[champagne1982]

Mmm... noses. I love women with interesting noses...

Actually, the only woman I've been and didn't actually "love" was one with an unattractively pert and billboardy nose... hmm... odd that...

We all have our fetishes I guess...

You've been a woman? Now that, is a kink, not a fetish. C'mere bitchboy.

 

[Guest]

I'm as attractive as I will ever be . . .

You're wrong, Gorgeous. Your beauty will change and develop. I'd bet my rabbit you'll be a very physically and soulfully beautiful older woman.

That's the rub, I think, that there's an automatic divide put in between youth and aging. I know that to many I was a stunning looking young woman, but I also know I'm stunning today. You tell me that often enough, and a few others too, so it must be true. Every so often I believe it myself .

Perdita

 

[matriarch]

For all those gorgeous goddesses out there........you know who you are.........yes, Lucky, that does include you....SIZE]


Whilst researching comparative lingerie sizes in other countries.......research, honestly, purely research.......... I came across one site that had an interesting explanation of sizes:

Size 12 - small
Size 14 - average (try calling a size 14 gal average and see what happens)
size 16 - large
size 18 - gorgeous
size 20 - very gorgeous
size 22 - GODDESS !!!!!!

I'm working up to goddess.......almost there. Damn, its hard work.

Matriarch

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