How big is too big?

[artisticbiguy]

continuous sex - more than 2 hours without a break
Uuuuuh...no responce for this one...never went more than about 20 minutes...*sigh*...total...including "foreplay"...I suspect that 20 minutes is being kind to them.

oh hon, that is so sad. *hug* we've had foreplay that's lasted well over a half hour more than once... hell, our 2nd time together Mal and I made love for well over 2 hours. Wasn't 2 hours of fucking... but it was 2 hours of play, pletting, kissing, screwing, oral, snuggling, repeat, repeat, repeat, without sleep or food breaks... ah, young love LOL

 

[impressive]

... hours of play, pletting, kissing, screwing, oral, snuggling, repeat, repeat, repeat, without sleep or food breaks...

Hmmm ... folding sleep & food breaks into that (all the while snuggling, of course), and it sounds a whole helluva lot like 4 days in Texas to me.

 

[rgraham666]

Uuuuuh...no responce for this one...never went more than about 20 minutes...*sigh*...total...including "foreplay"...I suspect that 20 minutes is being kind to them.

On behalf of my gender, I apologize.

That's really sad. I can keep myself going for twenty minutes. Can't see how someone couldn't extend the same courtesy to their partner.

 

[BlackSnake]

what is your list of "too much of a good thing is just - too much"?

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Cock Size - over 8.5" long, or over 6.25" around
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Dude! Seriously! At least you could have said over 12 inches. It's not such an uncommon thing. Gosh!

Okay, rant over.

 

[Guest]

Dude! Seriously! At least you could have said over 12 inches. It's not such an uncommon thing. Gosh!

Okay, rant over.

I met up with one of those once.

Too big. Nu uh! Nope, noway, baby ain't playin'...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

1.) Any dog over 100 lbs... (If I wanted a horse... )
2.) Any TV screen over 19 inches...
3.) Any movie over 3 and a quarter hours long...
4.) Anything supersized
5.) Steak: more than 8 oz
6.) Alcohol: more than 2 (I'm a cheap date )
7.) Carry-on Luggage: anything that won't fit into the overhead
8.) Home Heating Bills: $350 for one month!?
9.) Gas Prices: $3 a gallon, that's it, after that I'm walking
10.) Lists: More than 10 items

 

[artisticbiguy]

Dude! Seriously! At least you could have said over 12 inches. It's not such an uncommon thing. Gosh!

Okay, rant over.

sorry babe, but 12 inches is good for looking at (if it's shapely) and to be paid on porn-flicks to take it... other than that, it stays on "that side of the room".

I'm not saying I could or could not take such a thing, I simply have NO interest indoing so... my pleasure limit comes at about 8" deep, after that, you're hunting for my intestinal system and I don't want things going the "wrong way" in there.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I've had the extremes, from 13inches down to...well I won't say... but I have to say that average is a good thing in this area... not that both extremes don't have their advantages...

 

[BlackSnake]

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Sorry, but I just seen your signature and it tickled me:
http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/malebrain.gif

 

[Tom Collins]

oh hon, that is so sad. *hug* we've had foreplay that's lasted well over a half hour more than once... hell, our 2nd time together Mal and I made love for well over 2 hours. Wasn't 2 hours of fucking... but it was 2 hours of play, pletting, kissing, screwing, oral, snuggling, repeat, repeat, repeat, without sleep or food breaks... ah, young love LOL

On behalf of my gender, I apologize.

That's really sad. I can keep myself going for twenty minutes. Can't see how someone couldn't extend the same courtesy to their partner.

Hey, I wouldn't have minded if I'd've gotten more than stick out of it...LMAO

 

[BlackSnake]

sorry babe, but 12 inches is good for looking at (if it's shapely) and to be paid on porn-flicks to take it... other than that, it stays on "that side of the room".

I'm not saying I could or could not take such a thing, I simply have NO interest indoing so... my pleasure limit comes at about 8" deep, after that, you're hunting for my intestinal system and I don't want things going the "wrong way" in there.

Trust this, I'm not slamming in every inch. I'm very visual, so being able to sink eight
inches and still being able to see my cock going in and out is a bonus! Standing on the floor while my partner is in a doggie-style position and being able to watch and be apart of the action at the same time. Getting in different positions are much easier. Can you see where I'm going with this?

 

[Guest]

Trust this, I'm not slamming in every inch. I'm very visual, so being able to sink eight
inches and still being able to see my cock going in and out is a bonus! Standing on the floor while my partner is in a doggie-style position and being able to watch and be apart of the action at the same time. Getting in different positions are much easier. Can you see where I'm going with this?

Well, I can understand your thrill, but having been on the *ahem* receiving end, I still say "No, nope, not happening".

Any sex where I bleed because of penetration is negative for me. Everyone has taste issues, ya know

 

[BlackSnake]

I met up with one of those once.

Too big. Nu uh! Nope, noway, baby ain't playin'...

Just sounds like the wrong guy. Making you scream from pain is not the idea.

 

[Guest]

Just sounds like the wrong guy. Making you scream from pain is not the idea.

One of my fondest memories is of a guy with a -- face it -- teenie dick. He was terribly self consious about it, and was an otherwise sweet, good looking guy.

I didn't mind. He did oral like his life depended on it, and I was most appreciative. When I insisted on returning the favor, I think I earned a gold star from him, and it was easy to make him VERY happy without any strain on my part.

So there are advantages on both ends, as someone else here mentioned.

My encounter with the big guy should have been a comedy script. We met at an SF convention via mutual friends, hit it off instantly and started crawling all over each other. We snuck off, and he "revealed".

He was a special effects make up artist. I thought it was a prothesis, I swear. He tried his best to be good with the thing, to go slow, to be gentle, but it was obvious he didn't get much of a change to play. He had no idea how to handle that thing without a crane. It was not, shall we say, a stellar experience.

And -- get this -- I swear to all deities...his name was Lance.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Well, I can understand your thrill, but having been on the *ahem* receiving end, I still say "No, nope, not happening".

Any sex where I bleed because of penetration is negative for me. Everyone has taste issues, ya know

Or where you become incontinent for a month afterwards. That pissed me off!

But, from what I know of Blacksnake, (as much as I do know, from your postings) I think he has a different objective in mind than the "Hai Karate"-minded fool in my past.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Whoops! double post!

 

[BlackSnake]

I've only had one young woman that I could not penitrate after a good start up. She warned me that she was tight, but she squeezed the crap out of my finger, so I didn't try.

I met another girl who did not find me attractive at all. She told me so...hurt my damn feelings, but she thought my dick was awesome.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've only had one young woman that I could not penitrate after a good start up. She warned me that she was tight, but she squeezed the crap out of my finger, so I didn't try.

I met another girl who did not find me attractive at all. She told me so...hurt my damn feelings, but she thought my dick was awesome.

You win some, you lose some...

 

[FallingToFly]

Too much list:
(This isn't the too much of a good thing list... this is the too much list)
1. More than 24 hours of continuous tv. Not of me watching it (I seldom do) but of it being on in the same house with me.
2. Ditto for the more than 24 hours of having ten men in my itty bitty house, an dme being the only female.
3. More than seven loads of laundry in one day. Go naked!
4. More than a double sinkful of dishes. See if I cook for you dimwits again.
5. More than twenty minutes in the same room with more than one of my female relatives.

Too Much of a Good Thing list.
1. More than one pot of coffee in a two hour period.
2. More than one pack of cloves in a week.
3. More than one bottle of Southern Comfort in a two week period.
4. More than four horses to work in a day. I'm not 18 anymore.
5. More than three consecutive days of nude sun-bathing. After that, I refuse to put clothes on for a month.
6. More than three hours in the company of Jenny, Nadia, and Ariana.
7. Likewise, more than ten minutes naked with Harley.
8. More than three kids hyped up on sugar.
9. More than one cat in the house.
10. More than four inch heels. (if they're stiletto heels)

 

[BlackSnake]

You win some, you lose some...

Yep, but I never had anyone to complain, and I deal with people that don't mind being honest when it comes to sex.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Too much: Damn near anything the media decides is a big story.